Chapter 4

Brought to you By: KakashiSquad001

Author's Comment: I finally came back from beach! Hope all my fans were patient enough for this chapter because that must have been a long wait. Well sorry for those who waited so long. Now for the fourth chapter. Sorry but this is the last chapter today. Late at night I'll write a new chapter. Enjoy!

Everyone had a goods night rest without remembering that they were supposed to see Iruka yesterday. The genins still didn't know the Academy Students' names. They were never mentioned any names. They all met at the bridge to discuss matters. Kakashi was late YET AGAIN and he didn't have an excuse for that matter. Kakashi dusted himself off since they dogpiled him once again. He began to speak.

"Well now that that routine is over we will discuss names now. Us four don't know the names of the Academy Students so we get a new introduction today. We'll start with my team and in that order and fashion. I will go first. My chosen name was Silverhead Sharingan." Silverhead said as his team began to crack up. Now it was Swingkura's turn.

"My name is Swingkura Haruno." Swingkura said as the four began cracking up as well. Ramen was next.

"My name is Ramen Miso!" Ramen said as the genins began cracking up some more...especially Silverhead.

"Mine is Slidesuke Uchiha." Slidesuke said as he closed his eyes. Now the genins were rolling on the floor laughing their assess off. They couldn't hold in the laughter at all.

"Hahaha...ahh...Slidesuke...sounds good, maybe better than your real name." Silverhead said as he wiped a laughing tear out of his eye. Slidesuke just stood their a bit embarrassed but he wouldn't show it.

"Now for my team. My name is Red Eyes Yuuhi." Red Eyes said trying to hold back a bit of laughter. Her team didn't do anything. No sign of laughter whatsoever. Instead they each stood up front, spoke their names, and went back into place.

"Kikai Aburame." Kikai said as he was the first.

"Maru Inuzuka." Maru said as he was second.

"Shyla Hyuuga." Shyla said as she was last. Red Eyes looked for the single part of laughter in her brain. Unfortunately is seemed as though she didn't find their names funny whatsoever.

"Next is my team. My name is...-sigh-... my name is Smokey the Bear." Smokey said as he sighed. Everyone there couldn't hold in the laughter anymore. They all started rolling on the floor laughing their butts off. Even the stoic people. I mean wouldn't you laugh if your teacher's name was Smokey the Bear? I would.

"My name is Bueaty Yamanaka!" Bueaty said as her genin sensei tried not to laugh at this. Everyone held back laughter so well Bueaty couldn't tell whether or not they were about to laugh.

"Mine's Shadow Nara. Troublesome but yes it is." Shadow said as his genin sensei looked at him and asked himself I thought he would be lazy-butt but whatever.

"Mine's Munch Akimichi." Nobody could take it anymore. They all had to burst into laughter AGAIN. Chouji didn't even know why they were laughing so he went right onto eating his jumbo sized bag of chips.

"Now for my Youthful team! My name is Maito JumpSuit! The most youthful blue beast of Konoha ever to rise!" Jumpsuit said as his team and others started to laugh like crazy. They laughed so much they couldn't feel their lungs and they started to cry out of too much laughter. That had to be the funniest name EVER.

"My name is Flaming Youth! Konoha's green beast has awaken to his full potential!" Youth said as he raised a fist into the air. Everyone stared at him with a sweatdrop. This was more weird than funny.

"My name is Kuriken. Unfortunately I have no last name." Kuriken said as everyone tried to figure out why she picked that one. They were in thinking mode when Kuriken just spilled it.

"People it's a mix between a kunai and a shuriken. Kunai-unai+Shuriken-shKuriken. You get the equation now?" Kuriken said as everyone just went "OHHHHHH".

"My name is Fate Hyuuga." Fate said as everyone had already kind of guessed that was his name.

"Next is the sand siblings." Silverhead said.

"Our names are Shukaku, Windy, and Puppet." Shukaku said as everyone took a scared step back.

"Well that finishes the introductions have a good day at class bye!" Silverhead said quickly as they poofed away somewhere very far away. The 15 just looked at each other. They didn't have school today. They all just walked home.

Meanwhile...

"Where the hell did we poof to?" Silverhead asked as a dusty tumbleweed rolled by. They had teleported to the Grand Canyon, very far away from the Hidden Village Countries. The four looked at each other and screamed for help.

"In all the scary confusion we must have poofed so far as to this giant canyon of some sort." Smokey said as he lit up a cigarette. Then Smokey noticed that was his last cigarette. He was now wide-eyed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LAST CIGARETTE! LIFE IS OVER!" Smokey said as he kneeled down and cried. Silverhead just taunted him when he noticed he didn't have his extra book.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY EXTRA ICHA ICHA PARADISE BOOK ISN'T HERE! LIFE IS OVER!" Silverhead cried as he too kneeled down in tears. Jumpsuit and Red Eyes looked at each other. Just then Jumpsuit figured he didn't have Youth there with him.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FLAMING YOUTH ISN'T HERE! LIFE IS OVER!" Jumpsuit screamed as he too kneeled down in tears. Red Eyes stood alone as the only one not kneeled down in tears. She stood there with a sweatdrop as she used her ultra far super extravaganza poofing powers to poof herself back to Konoha, which worked perfectly. Then she remembered she had left her only jounin friends at that terrible canyon place.

"OH NOOOOOOOOOO! LIFE IS OVER!" Red Eyes screamed as she was now kneeling on Konoha's bueatiful floor crying herself waterfall tears. Far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far away The 15 Academy students heard all the screams and got freaked out so they were no in battle stance.

"That sounds like someone is coming at us." Ramen said as he got ready for battle. Just then everyone left battle stance as Swinkura said:

"No that sounded more like someone screaming in agony." Swingkura said as everyone just shrugged and went home to get a good night's sleep. That ends my fourth chapter. A few hours later I'll write the next chapter. Then tomorrow I shall continue my work.

Writer's Comment: Like I said I'll write another chapter a few hours later and tomorrow I shall continue my work. Those of you who are a fan of my work or a fan of this story thanks for all the reviews. I plan to make this story a long lasting story for all you fans out there. Either this or Gaara's rampage one is the most popular story I've ever written or typed. Well see you all in the next update!