Chapter 9
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"THIS GEM IS FAKE?" Everyone yelled in the old man's face. The man simply nodded as he plugged his earholes. Swingkura took the gem and totally broke it in half as she did this over and over again, turning it into millions of pieces. Just then the man spoke again.
"MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA! That gem was...REAL!MWUHAHAHAHAHHA!" The old man yelled as he uncovered himself. It was the guy who turned them chibi! They all went after him and beat him to death. He cried a waterfall as he was mutaly(can't spell it) damaged and there were no hospitals around. He sat there as he slowly turned into dust.
"A Kawarimi?" Swingkura asked as the man had turned into dust. Suddenly there was a note in the dust he had turned into. It said: This is not a fake me. Everybody shrugged. I wonder if this note comes with the cure. Just then the note said in the corner "turn page around". Swingkura did so and it said in really,really,really,really,really,really,really,really small letters(let's just say they're microscopic) that said the cure. Swingkura told Fate or Shyla to use their byakugan to see the words. They did and it said: blah blah blah gem blah blah blah blah. Fate and Shyla sweatdropped. They told Swingkura what it said and now they were growing desperate for that gem. They went back to the beach only to find a treasure chest out on the sand. They tried to open it but it didn't work.
" What the hell...?" Slidesuke said as they continued to try and open the chest. Just then Ramen came out of nowhere still in kyuubi and kicks the chest cuasing it to go bam! Then it opens up to reveal an equally shiny gem close to the real one. Swingkura quickly picked it up and chanted the words again. Suddenly a giant flash of light appeared out of nowhere making everything around them grow bigger. Just then they looked at a regular household table and saw it was so much larger than them. They all went "eep!" and ran back to the living room where seas of carpet hairs attacked them. Just then Swingkura began to talk.
"It looks like everything got bigger!" She squeaked to her surprise. To her second surprise their voices had now become like chipmunks and not their own voices. (Everybody picture that and tell me what you think.)
"Or maybe we just got smaller!" Youth yelled surprisingly. He was trying to fend off the carpet hairs. They were becoming a spot of evil. Now, not only did they have to find a correct cure but now they had to venture their way through Kuriken's large house. Her house smelled surprisingly nice however. Right now they needed to find a way to get the cure and change themselves back before getting squashed by...well...anything. They ran across fending off the carpet hairs as they went. When they reached the marble floor the marbles started to crack, sending them into a very-big-hole-if-you-are-a-mini-person place. They looked like they were in a dark canyon. Just then Kuriken's pet cat, Tabby, came out of nowhere and attack them with a claw. They all ran for cover in a dark ditch in the canyon. They walked around in the hole waiting to see some sort of opening out of the giant crack in the marble. They soon saw light as they met up with an army of ants. The ants were marching as they sang a song. The song was unheard of. Everyone looked at the army of ants and went the oppostie way that they were going. They kept walking until they came upon a giant red tunnel and they accidentally slid down it because Ramen had stopped being kyuubi and was being chased by a beetle. They fell down the hole seeing light towards the exit. Suddenly, when they reached the light, more tunnels appeared. They were sent in zigzag, in loops, in tunnels with 90 degree angles falling downward, sent flying up while getting scraped by a giant fan, and sent thrown out of the tunnel into an ant kingdom.
"Wow...I never knew where all the ants came from in my house and now I know!" Kuriken said, marveling at how many ants were in her house in just one tile. They walked past the ants as they pulled out a trusty ant costume. It was complete and it was robotic. It was just the right size for them too coincidentally. They all got in it. Some of them were allowed to sit at some areas and others controlled the legs and antennae. They walked towards the queen to tell her that they should leave. They walked past the guards by ant communications and reached the queen before the ant sunset.
"Bzzbzbzbbzzz" The queen said. Everybody sweatdropped. They forgot to turn on the translater. They turned in on and the queen said :" What business is it that you must see I, the queen?"
"bzzbzbbzbbzbbzbzzbbzbbbzbz" They said. In translation they said :" WE would like to make a proposal that you leave this house immediately." Suddenly the queen jumped out of her chair and told the guards to send them to the dungeon. They were sad as they were sent to the dungeon. They had honey around them for some reason though. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a bee came out and stung them, causing them to go into a deep sleep. They didn't wake up until later when the ants had all gone to sleep. Just then Ramen became kyuubi again and took control of the ant, sending red chakra to flow around the ant and causing it to break the cage and run away. They attacked the queen and set all of the ants on fire as they made their escape.
That's not much of a cliffie and this chapter is short too. Well see you all next update.
