Chapter 25
Brought to you By: KakashiSquad001
After our heroes had escaped from the Fucktards and made it safely back to Konoha with little trouble, except when Kakashi had to give everyone SHOTS. Yes, SHOTS. They all got shots while in a helicopter and if you don't know how much of a hell it is then let's get a sneak peek of what happened on the helicopter before they reached safe old rebuilt Konoha.
On the Helicopter...
Everyone was on a smooth trip towards safe old Konoha until Kakashi said something.
"Okay everyone!" Kakashi yelled in back so everyone would pay attention to him. Everyone turned their attention to him as he put the helicopter on auto-pilot towards Konoha. "Since we were attacked by Fucktards we will all have to have shots incase we were infected with Fucktard-Itus. Now everyone show me your arms." Kakashi said pulling out a giant needle. Everyone got extremely scared as they ran to the back of the helicopter. As in the very back. Kakashi went to the back and pulled over Naruto over to him and out of the back.
"Okay Naruto this won't hurt...much." Kakashi said with a smile as he stuck the giant needle into Naruto's arm making him scream outloud.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Naruto yelled as everyone hugged each other in fright. Naruto soon crashed into a whole bunch of objects. He ran smack dab into Sasuke, who elbowed Neji, sending him towards Lee, smashing Lee into Sakura, making Sakura bonk her head on Ino, who accidentally smashed her fist towards Shikamaru's head, making him sit there like a rock, also making him fall over on Chouji's bag of chips, making Chouji go crazy and use Baika no Jutsu, which destroyed the entire tail of the helicopter. Then Gaara made everyone unconscious using his all powerful protective sand. Kakashi looked at the destruction in the back of the helicopter and chuckled to himself. Naruto kept running around in the front and suddenly turned off the autopilot, making Kakashi run up and turn it back on. Kakashi grabbed Naruto and threw him out the back of the helicopter, making him snap back into reality.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR KAKASHI-SENSEI?" Naruto yelled while clinging on for his life. Kakashi pulled him back up and didn't say anything else before grabbing Sasuke's arm and ALMOST puncturing the needle into him before Sakura jumped into the way and saved him getting a shot on her arm. She dropped to the ground and held her heart, dying in front of everyone(Quite dramatic). Everyone cried as Sasuke hugged her and thanked her for saving him from the Mighty Puncturing Needle-From-The-Hospital of Doom. Sasuke then realized Kakashi was taking this chance to attack him the the Needle so he jumped back as Kakashi caused a hole in the bottom of the helicopter. Everyone jumped on the hole in order to not let air get in. Kakashi just smiled as everyone closed their eyes so they couldn't feel any pain. Kakashi took his giant needle and punctured them all secretly as he landed the helicopter at the front gates of Konoha. And that's what happened.
After the Incident...
"And that's why all of the students are now unconscious and near death?" Tsunade-sama asked as Kakashi,now back in original form, rubbed the back of his head and nodded. "Well I guess the rest of my questions are obsolete until you and your students help repair Konoha. By the way Kakashi... why did you knock out the other jounin too?"
"Oh they were getting on my nerves as they argued about the word pilot and stuff like that. You know how it is. Anyway I better wake up the students." Kakashi said as he poofed away with the sack containing the other 18 inside. And so that ends this chapter that some waited so long to see.
