The Perfect Day
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A/N: This is a weird crack-ish fic I thought of. The different Anime that are being involved are: FullMetal Alchemist, Naruto, and (although not an Anime) Harry Potter. It'll be really strange, because a crazy fangirl is involved. BE AWARE.
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Roy Mustang sat in his office looking out the window as usual. The paperwork sat patiently on his very tidy desk. It was a beautiful day, and nothing could ruin it, ever. He just knew. And when he knew, he knew. One thing he didn't know was that a certain blond alchemist was about to walk in on this very perfect moment. "I'm coming in!" said a very loud voice. Before Mustang could respond, the boy had already walked in.
"You're in here?" he asked with irritation dripping in his voice. Roy narrowed his eyes in the same fashion and replied, "It is my office, FullMetal." Edward ignored his comment and sat down in one of the chairs. Then he seemed to have fallen asleep. 'Oh, just great,' thought Mustang glaring at the snoozing boy. 'Well, at least nothing else could destroy this perfect day.'
Then, in all random moment, a motorcycle burst right threw the window. A girl with dark sunglasses and light brown hair was driving it. She wore a black jacket with half fingered gloves, which were also black. She also wore: a pair of cargo pants which were white, along with a white tank top. The girl climbed out and hooked the sunglasses on her tank. Her eyes were brown and she stared at the two characters who stared back.
"What's going on?" asked Ed, now fully awake. Roy was still staring, wondering why a motorcycle had burst through his preciously cleaned windows. 'Windows,' it rang in his head. 'My cleaned windows. Shiny and clean…' His brow twitched just a bit.
"Oh, where are my manners! My name is Kris Evans. You're probably wondering why I destroyed your windows. Uh…" she trailed off not being able to answer, "Well, what are your names?"
The two stared in complete puzzlement. Kris waited patiently for their answer. But none came. They just gawked at her. "Oh, surely you know your own names," she said with light sarcasm. The two alchemists were shocked, but Mustang was the first speak up. "My name is Roy Mustang," he said trying to get over the fact that she shattered the beautiful windows.
Then Ed followed. "I'm Edward Elric, uh, nice to meet you." Kris smiled and sat down in chair that was across from the boy. "You're the Edward Elric, huh?" He didn't answer, but just nodded. He hadn't realized how famous he was. She stared at him with genuine curiosity. Then, she cupped his chin and studied his complexion. Kris turned his face this way and that way. Finally, she said some strange combinations of words.
"You're very pretty," she said mainly to herself, "Come, Edward! I must take you on a journey!" Before anyone can do anything, she dragged the boy toward her motorcycle and stuffed him in a very big bag. Mustang stared helplessly, and she tied the bag behind her ride. Ed struggled to get free; his muffled screams can be heard. Kris wore her sunglasses then left with another crash.
Roy's perfect day was ruined.
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A/N: Who IS the mysterious girl who claims to be Kris Evans?
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