Me: Well… here's it so far.

VOTES:

Hao- 2 vote(s)

Ren- 2 vote(s)

Anna- 1 vote(s)

Horo- 1 vote(s)

Me: Well, hope you like chapter 2…

CHAPTER 2

Yoh didn't know what to do. It felt cold in Hao's dungeon, and the spirit of fire was looking at him funny. Okay Yoh, let's not get paranoid. It's the spirit of fire for gods sake! Then he heard a girl's voice cursing. "Damn that Hao, trying to kill the author. HONESTLY!" she yelled. It was a plain girl. Her black hair was wavy and unkept, making it look like burnt seaweed. Her eyes were brown and she didn't have long eyelashes like Anna. She was kind of curvy, and her legs were long. Skin that was was sunburnt and was starting to tan. She just dressed in a simple T-shirt that was dark green and black jeans. "Oh hey Yoh! It's me, Feona! The author of this stupid story!" the girl said. Yoh's was confused. "... okay?" he said. Someone would come up such a stupid story? "Anyways, I'm here to bail you out! Okay?" Feona said. She snapped her fingers and now Yoh and her were at a large house that had three floors.

The house looked very classic and old. Though it showed no signs of aging, you could tell by the design that it was at least a hundred years old. "Where are we?" Yoh asked. The girl whose hair looked like burnt seaweed said, "My house. Everyone else is already there,". They entered through the front door and saw that everyone that tried to molest Yoh was there and some more people. Like Jeanne, Marco, Manta, and Tamao. "Hi," Yoh said. "HI YOH!" they greeted. Then they all glared at each other. "He was talking to me!" they yelled at each other. Feona raised her left arm in the air and snapped her fingers. Everyone went quiet. "Okay, I'm the author. Now, there seems to be a problem. Everyone loves Yoh, right?" I asked. "Right," they all answered. A sweatdrop was found at the side of Yoh's face. "Wow, I'm popular." the brunette said.

I sigh. "Anyways, I have a simple solution. Why don't all of you write your name on a slip of paper and we'll put it in my bag. Then I'll draw a name. When I draw your name, you get one date to leave an impression on Yoh. And once we get done with all of you, we'll let Yoh decide." Feona said. "What if I don't want any of them?" Yoh asked. I grinned. "Than I'll let all the people I have reading this story leave me a description of themselves and write a lemon about you and them. How's that for blackmail?" I asked. Everyone's mouths dropped. "I thought so. Well, there's paper in all of the drawers cause I love drawing. Oh, and spirit of fire, don't worry. I'll write yours for you," the black haired girl said. The spirit smirked. Yoh hid behind me, just wanting to go home. Once I got all the slips of paper in my bag, shuffled it up. Then I stopped and asked, "Alright everyone, are you ready for the rules of when you're on a date with Yoh?". They nodded.

"Okay, one, no sex. Two, nothing past kissing. Three, if Yoh runs away screaming I can't stop him. Four, you can spy on his date with others as long as you aren't interrupting it at all. If you are, then you're out of the game and won't be able to win Yoh. And five, you can't kill your competition." I said. Yoh raised his hand. "Yes Yoh?" I asked. "Um, why do I sound like some little prize that could be won at bingo night?" he asked. Feona smiled. "Well, everyone loves you. You are too adorable! You are my third favorite character in Shaman King," I, the author said. Lyserg smiled and said, "Since I'm your favorite character, don't you want to make me happy?". I rolled my eyes. "Nice try, but you have to win Yoh fair and square. And the votes will determine who Yoh will choose. We already have 2 on Hao, 2 on Ren, 1 on Anna, and 1 on Horo." I announced. All four of those people expressed their happiness of an early lead in their own way.

"Well, should I pick out a name already?" I asked. Everyone but Yoh nodded. "Don't worry spirit of fire, I wrote you down." I said. My hand dipped into the brown bag and moved it around a little. Then I picked up a little white slip and- "STOP DESCRIBING HOW YOU PICKED IT AND SHOW US WHO'S FIRST!" Everyone yelled. I sighed. "Alright," I said. I read the little slip and said, "It's Yunih! My first reviewer!". Silence... then total chaos. "WHAT?" Anna yelled. I kept laughing at everyone's reaction. "Relax, it's not her. She's the one that voted for Hao and Ren, it's really Faust." I said. Everyone looked at me, trying to see if it was a joke again. "No, I'm serious. It's Faust, the German doctor dude that creeps me out sometimes," I said. Faust then laughed evilly. God that terrifies me... and it shouldn't cause I control everything cause I'm the freaking author! Then two skeletions appeared out of nowhere and brought Yoh to Faust's lap. Yoh waved nervously. "Hi Faust," he said.

"Hey, we're not doing it today! Tomorrow is your date!" I said. Snapping fingers again, and Yoh returned back to Feona's side. "Oh Yoh, you dropped Harusame this morning." I said, handing him his weapon. He grinned lazily and said, "Sankyuu Feona,". "Awe, how cute!" Everyone said. Me and Yoh were freaked. "What have I done to you all?" I gasped. They were still just staring at Yoh with lovey dovey eyes. God it was so creepy. Especially seeing it from Marco. I held Yoh's hand and pulled him out of my house. Then I handed him a sheet of paper with an adress on it. "It's my dad's adress. Don't worry, I'll watch everyone else at my mom's. There enough rooms.". Yoh smiled. "Sankyuu, so is he expecting me?" Yoh asked. Feona nodded. "Just tell him your name is Asakura Yoh, and you'll be fine. But be warned, but my daddy is strange." the girl warned. "Aw, what's the worst that could happen?" Yoh asked.

I guess almost being molested by everyone you know is kind of bad. But not as bad as how weird my dad is. "HELLO! YOU MUST BE ASAKURA YOH!" my father greeted. He was a short man only five foot five inches, and smelled like old shaving cream. "Hello- "Whacha want to eat? I have shrimp, lobster, crab, steak, anything you'd want to eat!" he said, patting Yoh on the back and bringing him inside. Yoh started getting nervous. The man was extremely skinny, but he ate like more than a panda (those things eat about um... i think 2000 pounds of food a week). "You only had two plate fulls, come on!" the man egged on. Yoh felt he was going to burst. Then he realized something, the only english he knew was hello (i can understand someone speaking to me in japanese, but i can't speak it). Sure he could understand the man, but the guy wouldn't understad him. He just shook his head and headed to Feona's room.

It was... strange. There was a laptop that was charging at the wall, and all the stuff was... green. Everything! The pillows, bed sheets, blankets, walls, ceiling, marble floor (it has tints of greenish blue), and their was a poster of Lyserg on her wall (everything but the poster is true). "Wow... Lyserg wasn't kidding when he said that he's her favorite." Yoh said. The bed looked so comfy. He took off his slippers, brushed his teeth with an unused tooth brush that Feona snuck in his pocket and slept...

CHAPTER 2 OVER

Me: Now the next chapter is about his date with Faust... and your votes do count. After all, Yoh's desicion is affected by your votes. Anyways, read and review! If there is more than one of you reading this and you're writing the same review, you can put both of your votes in.