Me: OMG! I just realized that I got a review from one of my favorite authors! Kaoru Gal! -jumps up and down- Yeah!

Yoh: -coughs- Um…

Me: Oh, right! Well, um... lets see whose winning so far!

VOTES:

Hao- 3 (wow, he's winning!)

Ren- 2

Anna- 1

Horo- 1

Me: That's it so far, hope you like chapter 3.

CHAPTER 3

The day just seemed horrible for Feona. People were going down for breakfast and eating all her food! But we don't want to know anything about the stupid author, so let's go back to Yoh. Now at Feona's dad's house, eating waffles. "Saa, this looks good!" Yoh praised in japanese. The man that was sitting next to him and shoving the waffles down his throat like liquid than said with his mouth full, "WHAT?". Thank goodness no mushed up food landed on Yoh. This was so not Yoh's day. Then he remembered why he was there and started crying. He had a date with a creepy German doctor who he thought was his friend, named Johanne (is that how it's spelled?) Faust. "Hey boy, you only ate four waffles! You are going to eat at least ten under my watch!" Feona's dad yelled. Then there was a knock at the door. Yoh opened the door to see it was Feona. "Oh Yoh, I'm so sorry you I had to room you with my dad! He's such a piggy when it comes to eating, isn't he?" the girl said.

Yoh nodded. "Well, let's go shopping for new clothes. After all, you have to look good for your date with Faust!" I exclaimed. Then I shrunk back from Yoh as he started wailing and crying again. "Yoh! You are getting me wet you big baby!" I yelled. He settled down and I dragged him to the mall. At the mall, we both kept looking at clothes. "Is is trampy to wear leather on your first date?" I asked. "YES!" Yoh yelled. The girl rolled her eyes and said, "Okay, I was just asking.". Yoh sighed. "I'm sorry, but this is all your fault! You're the reason why I'm in this situation!" Yoh yelled and pointed at me. "Hey! Well... you do have a point I guess. But come on, you may find to person of your dreams and might not have known it!" Feona said, trying to explain herself. Yoh sighed. "It was easier when my parents planned it. Though, Anna can be a devil... she is nice sometimes..." Yoh said. I snapped my fingers and said, "But what about your onii-chan? Hao?". He giggled. "Onii-chan is... interesting..." he tried to explain.

I smirked and brought to him a white frilly top (have you seen that one that ryuichi wore in gravitation?yeah, it looks like that). "How about this?" Feona asked. Yoh glared at her, but since he was so lazy and carefree that Feona didn't take it seriously. "That's settled! And we'll tie your hair in a ponytail so you look even more girly!" I said. Then a thud, and Feona turned to see that Yoh fainted. "Poor bishonen, wanted and loved by so many..." I sighed with fake sympathy...

DATE

Faust waited patiently at the cafe. Though, of course, they all found the man really scary looking. The bags under his eyes seemed darker, and his lips seemed even more paler. His body though was a little thicker (thank god, you can see his ribs in both the anime and manga! even the outline of his organs!), and didn't look like some under malnurished person that escaped the hospital. Just a typical gothic person. Then when he saw Yoh and waved for him to sit with him, he gasped. Yoh's beautiful hair was now it a ponytail, though the bangs were framing his slightly feminine face. The frilly top sort of gave the appearance of breasts, making him look even more girly. Though his smooth stomach was visible and oh so tempting. Instead of leather like Feona wanted and screamed for him to wear, Yoh wore jean pants. Though he regreted it, since they were like the leather pants. Tight, and left nothing to the imagination. Yoh sat next to him, saying sorry that he was a little late.

Faust wrapped his left arm around his skinny waist and pulled him close. "That's okay Yoh-kun," he whispered in his ear. I took pictures from somewhere in the restaurant, where I wouldn't be noticed. Let's forget about me though (though, if you want to see a picture of yoh embarrassed, i have it! -squeaks- even if faust is weird, i kind of like this couple.anyways, back to the story!). Yoh could hear the whispers. "That guy can get a chick like that?". Wha- WHAT! Someone thought he was a girl? He then saw the guy and punched him. Very out of character! Faust pulled Yoh to him and whispered, "You are more beautiful than any female Yoh-kun,". Then he felt a cold, morphine drugged hand slip under his blouse and he froze. The scream wouldn't come out. Then I tapped my glass to get Faust's attention and flashed him a big white board that listed the five rules. He glared and then let go. "Well, shall we order Yoh-kun?" Faust asked, bringing him back to the table.

Yoh sighed. This date was just starting and he already punched someone! And it wasn't even his date! "It's alright Yoh-kun. Now, here's the menu," Faust said, handing him the menu. I smiled. For once, I felt power over the character I feared the most (after i read most of the manga... i felt afraid of him). They were chatting nicely, and Yoh didn't seem that disturbed anymore. Then a very convenient waiter accidently spilled water over Yoh, and his clothes clung to his body even more. You could see the rivers of drool from Faust's mouth (yoh is one sexy bishonen). I rolled my eyes and tapped my glass again. Faust got out of his trance and glared at me. How dare some stupid thirteen year old girl tell him what to do! Whilst I was laughing, I suddenly stopped. Cold shivers went down Feona's spine.

"Hello Feona, enjoying the show? Of course, I'm going to win. Yoh is going to be mine," Hao said. I couldn't help but laugh at my second favorite character. "It's true, you're winning so far. But you're getting cocky! You know Hao/Yoh pairings are rare cause of the incest? You might actually lose to Ren. Or Anna. Even Lyserg," I said. Hao just smiled. "That's what you think," he said. The black haired girl ignored him and continued to watch their date, making sure Faust didn't break the rules. Surprisingly, Faust was being a gentle man. Yoh was actually smiling and enjoying himself (even though he was wet). "Who knows? Maybe Yoh will betray the readers and run off with Faust. You just don't know until I decide," Feona said. Hao frowned. "You are mean. I mean, in every life I have lived... I have been denied love. Why- "If you're going for the sad bad boy thing, it's not going to work!" I said, watching the Faust/Yoh fluff. Hao glared at Faust. "You won't win, I have fangirls by my side!" Hao said, and disappeared in a flash of flames. "That was weird," Feona said.

Then Yoh and Faust were both leaving each other, the date over. Though not before Faust kissed Yoh with all his pent up lust. Roh then responded back slowly, his hands in Faust's hair. Faust pulled them apart, all of the people in the restuarant seeing them. Yoh realized this fact and blushed. Faust smiled at his cuteness and left, knwing I would be there to take Yoh to my dad's. I ran up to Yoh and asked him how his date was. "It was... okay. Though onii-chan is more interesting. But I have to admit, Faust is a good kisser," he said. Feona laughed. "Well, it looked like you had a good time. So now," I said, and pulled my bag out of nowhere. "How do you do that?" Yoh asked. The girl whose hair looked like burnt seaweed smiled and said, "When you are the author of something, you can do anything!". My hand dipped in and grabbed another piece of paper. "Who is it now?" Yoh asked. I smile.

"It's Pirika,"...

CHAPTER 3 OVER

Me: Well, you heard it from my mouth. Pirika's up next! Read and review!