Me: Hello! Thank you for the nice reviews!
Yoh: Um… here are the polls.
VOTES:
Hao- 3 (still winning)
Ren- 2
Anna- 2 (got another vote!)
Horo- 1
Lyserg- 1
Me: Now Lyserg is in the competition! Well, here chapter 4!
CHAPTER 4
It was a lovely day. Except when Yoh tried running away from Pirika, she threw a net and captured him. There were many people watching. Ren's hands were balled into fists. "Isn't this against the rules? I thought you couldn't stop Yoh from running away screaming!" Ren yelled at me. Feona cupped her ears, and waited for the ringing to go away. "No, I, the author can't stop him. But that doesn't mean Pirika can't," Feona explained. Horo was crying. "I know how you feel Yoh," Horo said. Now Yoh was tied up to a wooden chair and Pirika was sitting on his lap like those little kids that were taking their picture with Santa. "Am I pretty?" she asked. Yoh sighed and said, "Yes,". Pirika clapped her hands together and squealed. "Really Yoh? Oh say it again!" she said. Yoh looked like he was about to cry. "Yes, I think you're pretty." he said. I couldn't help but laugh at this situation. Poor Yoh.
Both Horo and Ren were thinking the same thing. 'Damn it, why did Feona have to come up with that fifth rule?'. "Um... I think we'll have to end this... knowing Pirika, she'll do this until midnight!" I said. I snapped my fingers and Yoh was free from the binds. Pirika naw sat on the grass, pouting. "I want YOH!" she yelled. Everyone with in a five mile radius felt their ears pop. "Well, that's it!" I said. Yoh jumped in relief. "HURRAY!" he cheered, not noticing Ren and Horo. Though when he jumped, some of his shirt rised up and exposed his cute belly button. Both Ren and Horo fainted. Yes, you saw right. They fainted. "Well, let's pick someone before Pirika starts crying." I said and pulled a name. It was... "Kaoru Gal! Wow, that's unexpected!" I said. "Come on Feona, that's getting old!" Horo said. Ren agreed. I say, they revived quickly! "No, I'm serious! Look!" I said, handing them the piece of paper. She was right. It did say Kaoru Gal. "WHY?" Horo cried. Ren just gripped his kwan do tighter.
"Well, let's go shop for your date Yoh. After all, I want you to look nice for one of my favorite authors!" I said and pulled a whip out of nowhere. Yoh got scared and his eyes got big."Don't hurt me!" he screamed. The whip disappeared and I sighed. "You are one of my favorite characters. I wouldn't hurt you," and with that, we went to the mall...
MALL
"Hm... what is better? This orage shirt, or this blue one?" Feona asked Yoh. "The orange one," he said. "You know, I'm the author and I don't understand how Kaoru Gal's name appeared in bag..." Feona said suspisciously. Oh well! Then the next day came by... cause this stuff is boring!
THE NEXT DAY
Kaoru Gal twirled her brown wavy hair as she waited. She didn't understand why she was here though. Hao/Yoh fluff! MORE OF IT! It was then she saw Yoh, and she gasped. Yoh had on a orage shirt that stuck to his chest and abdomen. His black baggy pants only ended at mid calve, and his cute feet were wearing his usual sandals. Yoh saw the pretty girl and smiled. "Hoi, you must be Kaoru Gal. Asaku- "I know who you are Yoh. I'm one of the people who voted for Hao." she said. Then she pulled a banner out of nowhere and started waving it around. It said, 'HURRAY FOR ASAKURA TWINCEST!'. A nervous sweat drop fell down Yoh's face. Okay... she's just as hyper as Feona is about Lyserg. "I wish my twin was here to see you now! You look so awesome Yoh!" Kaoru Gal said. Yoh blushed. "Sankyuu...?" he said. She smiled and took a picture of him. "Kawaii!".
Feona smiled. Of course Yoh looked more cute. She was the one that picked the clothes. Though... maybe Yoh would look more cuter nude... AH! STOP! DON'T THINK THOSE THOUGHTS NOW! Then he appeared. Hao. He sat next to me as we watched the two play on the beach. It was then that Yoh had took his shirt off to he could go into the water and try to splash his unexpected date. "Even my competition wants me to win," Hao said about Kaoru Gal. I tsked and laughed. "Oh Hao, how wrong you are. That's just her. But if I didn't invent that last rule, Ren would have killed you." I said. Hao rolled his eyes. "Like he could!" he said. Then I snapped my fingers and Ren was sitting next to me on the other side. "Ren, are you so pissed off at Hao that you want to kill him?" I asked. "OF COURSE! At your house, all he talks about is all the things he's going to do with Yoh when he wins. WHEN WILL THAT HAPPEN? Yoh is mine... mine!" the chinese boy ranted, his pointy hair growing extra sharp and dangerous.
"Yoh! Look, it's my sister! Thoughtless dreamer!" Kaoru Gal pointed. Her sister was there, waving at them. "Wow! Both of my favorite authors! COOL!" I yelled and ran to them. Hao and Ren came too, but something weird happened once the J-twins got to them (that is so cool, J-twins!). Kaoru grabbed Ren and Thoughtless dreamer grabbed Hao and pushed them to Yoh and took pictures in lightning speed. "Smile!" Toughtless dreamer said, and snapped another pciture. I snapped my fingers so that Hao and Ren had their arm around Yoh's shoulder. Ah, isn't that lovely? Soon it was time to bring Yoh home. "Bye Yoh!" the J-twins said and left, smiling at all the cute pictures on their digital cameras. I snapped my fingers and Yoh and I were at my friend Samantha's.
"Why are we here?" Yoh asked. "Cause she's the only one I know that knows japanese, and it will be better than being at my dad's place. Oh, and if you tell any other shaman king character what I have in my room, I'll kill you." I threatened. "Just cause it's green?" Yoh asked. I nodded. "That, and the poster of Lyserg and Hao hugging! And I some of you and Hao! Would you like to see it? My friend made it!" I said. Yoh sighed. "I'm tired, I think I'll pass." he said, and went inside. There waiting was a blonde girl big green eyes. They were so big that they looked like a chibi's. She was kind of chubby, but she didn't have a barrel belly or anything. Just a little meaty. But she was sure a lot prettier than Feona. "Name's Sam stranger, what' yours?" she asked in japanese. Yoh smiled and said, "Asakura Yoh, nice to meet you Sam." he said. "Well, looking at you, you probably want a bath and some sleep. Come outside, there's a hot tub." she said and brought Yoh outside.
Then she brought him extra clothes before he undressed. "Here's some of my bro's clothes, they might be a little big." she said. Then her cellphone began to ring. "Hello? ... oh hey Feona... yeah, he's fine... okay! I'll tell him," and hung up. "Feona's says that you have a date with Hao-kun." Sam said. Yoh's eyes widen, and then he fainted! Sam gasped and went to Yoh's side. "YOH! ARE YOU OKAY!" she yelled...
CHAPTER 4 OVER
Me: Hehe... Hao, remember, nothing past kissing.
Hao: yeah yeah!
Me: Well... read and review. And vote if you haven't already!