Me: haha! Nice try! -rewrites rule one and two- But what if Hao doesn't win? It's Yoh's virginity and love that they're trying to win.
Hao: Heh. Don't worry Sora no Hoshi, I'll have Yoh sooner or later.
Me: -rolls eyes- Aren't we confident? Well, here's chapter 5.
CHAPTER 5I gave Yoh the clothes he was supposed to wear on his date with Hao, and he just stared at them. "What's the point in wearing these things? It's like I'm naked." He said. I sighed. "Please, work with me!" I groaned. What? I can't act like some photographer that works for some modeling agency? Some day I might! But in the mean time, all I have is a sexy and uncooperative Yoh. "Come on, you have to look good for your twin!" Feona argued. Knowing that he couldn't win, the younger of the Asakura twins went upstairs and got dressed in the guest room. Then Sam came into her living room and smiled. "I bet his ass will look hot in that outfit you gave him," she said. The black haired girl giggled. "Naughty Sam!" I said and playfully slapped her on the shoulder.
Just then, Yoh came down stairs and he could see the two girls drooling. Literally, we were drooling! Yoh was afraid that we were going to flood the house with it! "Hello…?" he said. His hair wasn't tampered with this time. Though now he wore a shirt that only covered down to his nipples, and under that were fishnets. That's right, fishnets. Really shiny black leather pants covered his curvy legs. If the sun hit them though, someone could lose their eyesight. But they would go blind happy! Sam pulled her camera out of nowhere and snapped the picture. "Wow Feona, I can't believe you convinced him to wear that…" Sam said. I smiled. I know, being the author rules. "Come down Yoh, and um… turn around," Feona said.
He did. WOW… words cannot describe that hot ass of his. I took his headphones away and told him that he could get them back after his date with Hao. He pouted and we all heard a ring from the doorbell. "That must be Hao!" I said and ran for the door. My hand felt shaky with nervousness as I opened the door. Hao was dressed in tight black jeans, and wore leather boots instead of those lego shoes (they look like legos, don't they?). He wore no shirt and just wore a black leather jacket. God he's gorgeous… please that this time to imagine and drool. Hao saw Yoh and smirked. "I see Feona picked out something nice for once (grr… hao, you meanie head…)," he said, knowing it would make me angry.
Come on! Give me a break! Yoh walked up to greet Hao but Hao stalked closer and pulled Yoh's body to him. Their faces just an inch apart. Yoh's breath becoming shorter and quicker, and Hao looking down at him with those smoldering eyes. "Otouto… you look even more ravishing today than yesterday (god this is so funny making him out of character!pure crack!)." Hao said. Yoh blushed and couldn't speak. Okay, this was way too close to his liking and pushed Hao away. "Um… thank you?" he said. Hao smirked and took his hand. "Now Hao, I'm adding this sixth rule for a reason. No alcohol!" Feona said. Hao glared at the author and said, "Come on, you'd think I'd stoop to some- "Yes," I said. You cannot trust a horny Hao (haha! I can't believe I typed that!). "Now Yoh-kun, try to have fun!" Sam said.
Yoh nodded and they both went out the door. Silence. "Want to- "Yeah!" Sam interrupted and we both rushed out of the door to follow the Asakura twins…
DATE!They were at a French restaurant that I suggested for them to go. Of course, I was there too, watching, so of course I also paid for everything they ordered. My parents practically let me have as much money as I want. Anyways, the atmosphere was very romantic. The room was only candle lit, and there weren't that many paintings or anything to distract you from one another. Though, everyone did freak out when Hao got pissed off at a waiter and used the fire from the candle to burn him with to make it look like an accident. I sighed and snapped my fingers. Now the poor waiter, Randy, was no longer on fire and was perfectly fine. Making Hao glare at me again. Sam giggled. "Wow, he reminds me of that guy pyro in X-men." Sam said.
"Yeah, but he can use the oxygen in the air to make fire. And he also controls other elements, like water, air or something. I don't pay attention," I said. Poor Yoh. Hao decided that it would be much nicer if Yoh sat in his lap instead. "Isn't this nice Yoh? Just you and me…" Hao whispered into his ear. He felt a warm tongue poke his ear and he jumped. Though Hao seemed to like it, cause Yoh could feel something poking him as he sat. I rolled my eyes. "Hao… you pervert…" I said to myself. Yoh squirmed to try to get away from Hao, but Hao wouldn't let go of his hold on him. It kind of though gave the other people in the restaurant other thoughts though. Since Yoh was panting and squirming in different angles, and Hao looked like he was enjoying himself. Hell, one guy ran to a potted plant in the room and threw up.
"EW!" Sam yelled (about the guy throwing up, not about what Hao and Yoh). Then Yunih and Sora no Hoshi came in and asked what was happening. When Sora no Hoshi saw Hao and Yoh, she pulled out a camera and took pictures. Yunih just let her, and probably would ask for copies later. "So how's it going so far?" Yunih asked. I sighed. "Well… Hao's being pervert and is getting off from that, Yoh is just trying to get out of Hao's lap, someone threw up, I feel like a pervert watching this, and my stupid food isn't here yet." Feona said. Sam sighed and said, "Stop being so critical of everything. And isn't this against the rules?". Sora no Hoshi glared at her and said, "Screw the rules. Hao must win and there must be lots of twincest lemon and fluff!". The whole restaurant was looking at us now, and the three of us glared at her. "Uh… sorry?" she said. Now the whole restaurant stopped paying attention to us and tried to eat.
Then German-Shaman-Kaint came in too and watched. "Wow… Hao/Yoh is awesome…" she said. Sora no Hoshi looked at her funny. The German tried to ignore it, but became so irritated and asked her what was her problem. "You voted for Lyserg." She said. I sighed. "Come on, let's just try to have fun and watch those two act like idiots," I said. I'm still pissed off that my food isn't here yet. And I ordered 20 minutes ago! "Sorry for the wait madame, here's your fillet mignon." The waiter said and gave me my food. "Well, would you ladies like anything to order?" the waiter asked. "Don't worry, everything's on me." I said, and dug into my food. They all ordered and we continued to watch. Then Hao slipped his hand under the fishnet and I tapped on my glass really fast. His hand went away and he glared at me. Again with the glares… damn, people don't like me! At least, Hao doesn't!
Sora no Hoshi glared at me at well. "Why did you have to interrupt the twincest moment?" she asked. I said, "I'm sorry, but Yoh must stay a virgin until a pairing reaches twenty votes. But enjoy yourself and take some more pictures. And could you make me copies?". Sora no Hoshi smirked and flashed some more pictures. German-Shaman-Kaint made a weird face. "Wow, I'm a Hao/Yoh fan… but I don't think I'll take over a thousand pictures. How much memory is in that camera?" she asked. Yunih smiled and said, "Who cares? This is fanfiction!". German-Shaman-Kaint smirked and said, "Your right. And where's my food? I ordered soup fifteen minutes ago!". Stupid restaurant. Never go to a place that Feona recommends ever again, and never go on a date with Hao unless you are the really horny type and want sex a lot… those were the two things Yoh learned on that date... hope the date with Anna is a lot better...
CHAPTER 5 OVER
Me: I sorry if I captured your personalities all wrong. I typed this while I'm practically falling asleep cause tomorrow, I can't post a chapter. My tennis team has a an invite, which means I have to play three times. Once at ten, again at one, and then at four. By the time I get home, I'm going to just flop on my bed and sleep.
Hao: They don't want to know about you!
Me: I'm just letting them know. Well, read and review! I've loved all of them so far! Though, some flames to cook my smores with would be nice...