Me: Hm… don't know when spirit of fire will get his chance. Oh well!
Hao: -smirks- I'm winning!
Me: For now, but wait until all those YohAnna fans get here. Or YohRen fans.
Hao: Who cares? I'm still going to win.
VOTES
Hao- 5 (damn, the weirdo is winning!)
Ren- 2
Anna- 2
Horo- 1
Lyserg- 2
Me: Hao's a fourth of the way there… you people have to vote in order to get the pairing you want!
CHAPTER 7Lyserg glared at his former teammate. "Just what are you planning Marco?" the boy asked. The elder smirked and said, "Don't worry your pretty little head over that,". PRETTY LITTLE HEAD? "You are a homosexual pedophile, isn't that against what Christians believe in?" Lyserg asked, knowing that he was right. Marco still had that smirk on his face. It sort of frightened Lyserg. "Lyserg, you just worry about yourself." Marco said, and was getting dressed for his date with Yoh. Of course, Lyserg kept talking to him while he dressed just didn't look (marco naked… ew!). "I never knew you even liked Yoh-kun," Lyserg said. "I'm good at hiding a lot of things about myself," Marco said. Lyserg pouted (omg,he's so cute!sorry,).
"Oh really?" Lyserg said. Marco then was done getting dressed and he said, "Yes,". Lyserg turned around to see Marco and gasped. Then he laughed. "You? Lie? Like what?" Lyserg asked. "Well… you know that stupid show for kids called Barney?" Marco asked. The green haired boy nodded. "Well, I was the guy in the barney suit. Though, when they caught me smoking pot in my dressing room, they fired me." Marco said. Silence. Then with a flop, Lyserg fainted. Poor guy… well, then Feona appeared out of nowhere and threw him over her shoulders. "Damn, my favorite character needs to eat more! Well, I'm going to take him out of the room before you molest him Marco." And with that, the little authoress left the room.
The man smirked and said, "She didn't say anything about aphrodisiacs,". Oh course, I was out of the room and never heard him. But Hao did. The fire shaman (wait, isn't he master of five elements?or just fire?) laughed, gaining Marco's attention. "What are you laughing at Hao?" Marco asked. "You'll never win. The way the author will write the story is determined by who has the most votes. And you're looking at him. Who's going to vote for you?" Hao asked and walked away. Marco smirked. "It takes one author to beat another," he said and looked in the mirror to see if he looked nice.
He decided that he would take Asakura Yoh out to dancing. He wore a white tux, with a light blue shirt under it. And his dress shoes were white as well. At his cuffs were gold little buttons. "I guess I look presentable," he said. A knock came at the door and he said that it was unlocked. The knob turned and it was Jeanne and Feona. "I informed the author what you are planning. It's not going to work," the albino girl said. "Yeah, you can't use my friend to get you what you want (she loves Marco for some reason…weird, I know!)." I said. Jeanne then glared at me. "What?" Feona asked. "You made me pregnant in 'If the Past was Different'. I still hate you for that," she said. Marco nodded. "Especially that part where I was the father!" Marco yelled. Feona pouted. "Why does everyone yell and glare at me?" I sighed. Well, let's get going…
BALLROOM
Yoh didn't know anything about waltzes, but here he was waiting for his date. With a weird blonde dude who captured him and used him as a sacrifice in order to kill his older brother Hao. Yup, he just couldn't wait to get this over with. He himself wore a black tux with a white shirt underneath. Just a simple outfit. Though Marco, who was watching him before he would present himself thought Yoh looked beautiful. Though Yoh's body shivered, making Marco's body heat increase. Yoh now looked like prey, and Marco was the predator. He sauntered over to the boy and draped his arm around his shoulder. "I take it you haven't been here often," Marco said. Yoh nodded. The blonde's left hand's fingers intertwined with Yoh's right, and his right arm wrapped inself around his waist.
"Then I'll lead," he said (dude,yoh is way too short to lead!). Yoh blushed and nodded. The pink flush on his face made Yoh all the more innocent and tempting to the pedophile. Marco couldn't control himself and his hand squeezed Yoh's buttocks. Yoh gasped and jumped like ten feet in the air! "Please, don't do that," Yoh said. Marco smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I couldn't help it." he whispered to Yoh. He pulled them into the middle of the room with the other couples. Their bodies moving to the classical music, though it was making Yoh kind of sleepy. His head rested against Marco's chest, and both his arms wrapped around Marco's neck (i know, it's a very disturbing image!). Marco's arms around his little waist, breathing in the smell of the youth's hair.
I was watching, wearing a yellow dress with a white lily in my hair that was tied in a ponytail. I looked... kind of weird. Hao was watching with a look that just screamed, "KILLING SPREE ALERT!". "Aw, what's a matter Hao? Jealous?" Feona teased. The elder of the Asakura twins just balled up his hands and muttered, "Shuddup!". Really, jealous of Marco... that's really low self confidence! Either that, or really protective twin love. The spirit of fire was there, but he actually had a human form! The human form was about the same height as Hao. He had firey red hair that was spiked like Horo's. It's eyes a golden amber, and you could see the flames in the reflection of it. It's body kind of a little to thin and snake like though, long legs that seemed endless. It wore a plain black tux just like Yoh, and so did Hao. Of course, Hao looked absolutely way better in his!
"Wow spirit of fire, you really cleaned yourself up nicely!" Feona said, sounding really impressed. It's human form smiled, but didn't say anything. "Hao, you pervert! Stop watching Yoh!" a voice said. All three of us turned to see it was Horo, Lyserg, Ryu, Amidamaru and Morphine. Yes, Morphine put her name in too. The fairy saw Marco and Yoh dancing and huffed. He wings fluttering faster and more angrier. "Stay away from master Yoh, Hao! ... Feona, who's that?" Ryu asked, pointing at the spirit of fire's new form. I laughed and said, "I thought all of you would be familiar with the spirit of fire!". All of them gasped and their eyes bugged out. Morphine gasped and blushed. The spirit of fire was... very good looking. "That's not the spirit of fire!" Ren yelled and pointed at the red head. Since the spirit of fire couldn't talk, it just held a fireball in hands threateningly. "Okay, everyone be quiet. You are ruining my concentration," Feona said and watched the pair.
Marco must have told a joke, because Yoh was giggling. She smiled. Wow, it was like a fairy tale. Except that of course someone as ugly as Feona shouldn't be in it. "Well, this is going to be over soon. Let me draw a name just to see who's next." and with that, a hand dipped itself into the bag and pulled a white slip of paper out. "And it's Lyserg... -"YES!" he cheered. "...'s spirit Morphine!" I finished. He sighed. If he was Feona's favorite character, why was he tricked like that. Horo and Ren started laughing at him, whilst Ryu hugged the boy. "Nah, it's okay Lyserg-kun. Feona's like that with everyone the stupid girl, right?" Ryu said. Lyserg smiled back at his friend and said, "Right!". Aw... Feona couldn't help but take a picture. It was so cute. The spirit of fire rolled his eyes and looked back to Marco and Yoh, though his eyes bugged out and it looked like it was about to faint.
Feona turned and gasped. Marco and Yoh were currently heatedly making out... ew! Lyserg saw and his face looked at green as his pretty hair. Ryu fainted. I knew it was an aphrodisiac and stomped over and pulled Yoh away from Marco. When I did, I knew Yoh was drugged cause he looked at me and said, "Wow, you're pretty...". The black haired girl glared at Marco, and bragged her notebook out of nowhere and wrote down another rule. "NO APHRODISIACS!" she yelled. Marco smirked and kissed Yoh softly on the cheek. "Good bye Yoh-kun," and he walked away. Yoh's arms wrapped lazily around Feona's shoulders, and was smiling like a drunk. "So who am I going out with now?" he asked. "Um... Morphine," the girl said. Then Yoh started laughing. "What a funny name..." he said. I sighed and carried him over to the others. Then Yoh's eyes bugged out and he covered his crotch with his legs.
"Um Feona... I feel funny down there..." Yoh said. Hao smirked and pulled his twin to him. "I can satisfy that for you, my otouto," Hao whispered and licked at the outer shell of Yoh's ear. The other twin gasped and tugged at his brother's tux. He vision was spiraling and every little touch felt so good. Ren then pulled them away and was trying to kill Hao with his kwan do. I pulled Yoh to my side and said, "Okay, were going back to Sam's asap!"...
CHAPTER 7 OVER
Me: Damn that Marco...
Jeanne: I know... and I still hate you for making me pregnant in 'If the Past was Different'!
Me: Get over it! Seriously, does anyone like Marco/Yoh? If you do, please review and say so. Or you can review and tell me how much you hate Marco so I can kill him! Or better yet, let's have Ren kill him! The guy deserves some fun...