Me: Awe… -hugs Lyserg- I'm sorry Lyserg.

Lyserg: You should be!

Me: Here, have cookies! –Hands him like, twenty! - I am sorry for not updating, but stupid site won't let me put up my documents! I don't know how to stop it. It only allows some of them in.

VOTES:

Hao- 7 (wow, he's actually winning!)

Ren- 2

Anna- 3 (got another vote!)

Horo- 1

Lyserg- 2

Me: Does anyone have the same problems too?

CHAPTER 8

The affects of the aphrodisiac faded, though the memories still haunted Yoh's mind. Right now, he was sitting in a little corner rocking himself. Like those crazy people who belonged in the asylum. It was so sad. Sam kneeled down next to him and rubbed his back. "There there, so what if you made out with the most creepiest blonde in the universe? He drugged you, remember?" she said. This seemed to make Yoh feel worse and he clamped his headphones tighter around his ears. Sam sighed and asked for Feona to come into the room. "He's been like this for two hours!" Sam said, sounding really worried. "Well, I don't blame him. I'm scarred from writing it!" Feona said.

And with magic, Yoh was all better and now in a field of flowers! Apparently, he was supposed to the fairy here. The field was just covered in flowers in all colors, size, and shape. It was really beautiful. He then saw a tall pink figure in the distance and raised an eyebrow. The figure turned and it looked like Morphine! Only now about Yoh's height. She had a smile on her face and fluttered toward Yoh. Yoh smiled at her as well, and watched as the fairy stood next to him. Morphine grabbed both of Yoh's hands with her's, and they both started flying in the air. Yoh gasped. He was really flying. Morphine smiled at his amusment and they soared higher into the air. Spinning and twirling, having fun. Feona smiled. Lyserg looked at her and asked her how come Morphine was the same size as them.

The black haired girl smiled at Lyserg's confused. "Well, I guess because when I drew Morphine's name... I allowed her the best chance she can have on getting Yoh?" I said. "So you're actually helping us all?" Lyserg asked. Feona nodded. "Well, if there is a YohMorphine fan now, enjoy this chapter!" I said and pointed at the two figures. Lyserg gasped. Yoh laid against the flowers with Morphine on top of him. Morphine's eyes were now closed and her lips were descending closer to Yoh's. Yoh's face had a pink tint of blush, as their lips touched. Morphine's lips were as soft as a fresh flower petal, and he slowly responded back to Morphine's long tongue. Lyserg growled and said, "You expect me to just watch this?". I sighed. "Well duh, come on. Fairies are only allowed to do that once every five years. Let her enjoy the moment," I said. Yoh's eyes fluttered closed and his arms were now around the fairy's waist.

Morphine groaned and her hands were in Yoh's hair. Feona smiled. Though when she saw the fairy tugging at Yoh's pants, Feona immediately snapped her fingers and brought Yoh back to her side. "Okay, well... I hope you are happy how that went Morphine..." the girl said. The fairy had a smirk on her face that looked evil or smug. Whatever it was, it didn't suit her. The three of us froze, and then walked away. Morphine waved good bye to Yoh and blew a kiss. 'Traitor of a best friend,' Lyserg thought. I smiled. "Well, why don't I just draw from my magic bag?" and with that, Feona pulled another slip of paper. "Whoa! It's the spirit of fire!" I yelled. Yoh fainted and Lyserg, well, he looked really angry.

"WHY DID YOU WRITE HIS NAME DONE?" Lyserg asked. "Everyone deserves a chance, besides, now that I gave him a human form... it's much more believable." Feona said. Lyserg growled. This was torture. He wanted Yoh all to himself. Now Yoh was conscious. Then he felt the air around him grow warm and soon bursts of flames were to his right. The flames disappeared and was replaced by Hao. "Hello onii-chan," Yoh waved. Hao smiled. "Hello Yoh," he said. Then the long haired boy looked at Lyserg like he was obviously superior. "Hey guys, let's not fight!" I said. Then the spirit of fire's human form appeared and looked at Yoh with hunger in it's eyes. Yoh backed away so that he was behind Feona. He tried to hide behind her, but she was so short. Sure, she was wide enough, but still short.

"Don't be afraid. I'll be watching." I said to the scared boy. Meanwhile, Hao was pissing off Lyserg. "I bet you want to- "SHUT UP HAO! Nahnahnahnahnah!" Lyserg yelled, covering up his ears. Hao smirked. "I know I want to- "HAO! BE QUIET!" I yelled. The said shaman shut up, and growled at his spirit. Honestly, the spirit of fire wasn't even a human spirit (if it ever was, and they explained that in the manga.please tell me, cause i have no idea what i am doing!)! Feona then looked to see Lyserg going 'Na na na nah!' and covering his ears. I pull his hands down and said, "Lyserg, you can stop now.". Just when I turn around, Hao starts kissing Yoh. Yoh kept pushing and punching at his brother, but the elder twin wouldn't stop. "HEY!" I yelled, snapping my fingers. Now Hao was away from Yoh, pouting. Whilst Yoh looked at Hao, extremely scared.

"Okay, we're going to Sam's now. Bye bye!" and me and Yoh disappeared with a snap of my fingers.

THE NEXT DAY

Yoh was now getting dressed for his date. He put on a dark green, skin tight shirt that followed every dip and curve of his chest. His legs were wearing baggy black pants that had little silver chains that criss crossed with each other. Then he wore black boots that Feona had just bought him and laced them tight. Yoh felt a little uncomfortable in these clothes. "Aw Yoh, you look awesome!" the blonde girl named Sam said. He smiled and said thank you. "Well, Yoh, you ready? The spirit of fire is waiting downstairs!" I said. Yoh hurried down to find his date and gasped. The spirit of fire's hair looked exactly like flames. It's amber eyes looked more darker now, it's skin so pale that he looked transparent.

Golden little hoop earrings in it's ears. A red muscle shirt that left nothing to the imagination. It wore pants just like Yoh, but the chains were gold. He wore boots, but they had shiny buckles. On his right hand were a bunch of golden bracelets that hang loosely around his skinny wrist and the left hand had five rings. One more each finger. Yoh blushed. He was checking out the spirit of fire! I smiled at his staring, and so did the spirit of fire. It moved closer to Yoh, and put it's right arm around Yoh's waist and led him out the door. Feona and Sam grabbed hands and went out the door and followed them. The spirit of fire and Yoh walked down the street silently, getting many stares by lots of woman. The spirit growled softly and his arm around Yoh became more possessive and tighter. Yoh blushed.

They kept walking near dark alleys. And then the spirit of fire stopped walking and they were right in front of a building. Yoh looked at it's sign and gasped. It was the demon's pit. The most darkest and hottest gay club (no, i just made it up)...

CHAPTER 8 OVER

Me: Now we see their date!

Lyserg: Why is this chapter so short?

Me: -sigh- This site is making it all look funny. And it's really pissing me off!