Me: -sigh- Yup, the idiot will probably win. He's almost half way there. –pouts- Even if I'm a YohAnna and YohLyserg fan. Well, I'll just think up a story for them.
Hao: -smirks-
Me: -slaps herself- Hey! I'm no quitter! I'll never give up on Lyserg! –waves banner that has a picture of Yoh kissing Lyserg-
Sora no Hoshi: -burns it-
Me: You know… that's something I'd expect from Hao… -sigh- Here's chapter 9… thank you for being so patient! This stupid site... I had to try fifteen times before it finally accepted it!
CHAPTER 9It just so happens that almost everyone that was after Yoh was also at the club. Even the snow-white haired girl Jeanne-sama was there. The smell of smoke hurted her nose and there were perverts giving her the eye, but anything for her precious Yoh (omg…this fic is messed up!). Ryu got on his tiptoes to look over the crowd, trying to look for master Yoh. Anna was glaring at the crowd. I think that she thinks if she glares hard enough, they'll all die under the hot gaze. Sadly, that didn't happen. All the men writhed and moved against each other it the packed space, kind of grossing out Jeanne. Ren just wanted to stab all these people and run off with Yoh. Though, the stupid author took all his weapons, for she still wanted to torture Marco (I think I'll use him as a punching bag, unless you guys want to do it first?please tell me when you review).
Meanwhile, Yoh and the spirit of fire were dancing. Grinding their bodies to the music. The song was kind of old though. It was Vanilla by Gackt, a song made in between 1994- 1999. But it was still a good song…
Kimi wa seijitsu na moralist
Kirei na yubi de boku wo nazoru
Boku wa junsui na terrorist
Kimi no omou ga mama ni
Kakumei ga okiru
Koi ni shibarareta specialist
Nagai tsume wo taterareta boku
Ai wo tashikametai egoist
Kimi no oku made tadoritsukitai
Kimi no kao ga toozakaru
Ah boku ga boku de naku naru mae ni
Ai shitemo ii kai? yureru yoru ni
Aru ga mama de ii yo motto fukaku
Kuruoshii kurai ni nareta kuchibiru ga
Toke au hodo ni
Boku wa...kimi no...vanilla
Yoh smiled as he grinded his hips against the spirit of fire's, the adrenaline rush was effecting him. The spirit closed it's eyes as it's gyrating hips met with Yoh's, closing it's golden eyes in bliss. Then when everyone found them, well, they were all surprised that Yoh could move like that. Jeanne even fainted. "Yoh-kun… is a good dancer…" Manta commented. No one else could speak. Then the author had to carry the fainted Jeanne-sama, would didn't even weigh a single pound probably! "Ah, I see Yoh's enjoying himself." I said. I think the worst reaction is a tie between Anna and Ren. Anna had that look in her eyes that said, 'Die die die!', and Ren also had that same look. It was terrifying being near them. But Yoh then started smiling more and their bodies were practically melting into each other. Just like the song.
...Nante kidorisugi
Sonna cool na kimi wa plastic
Atsui manazashi ni wa ecologist
Sono moeru kuchizuke ga modokashii
Yugande iku kimi no kao ga
Ah boku ga boku da iraremasu you ni
Ai shitemo ii kai? yureru yoru ni
Aru ga mama de ii yo motto hayaku
Kurushii kurai ni nureta kuchibiru ga
Kotoba nante mou
Kimi to boku not burning love
Ah ikutsu asa wo mukaereba
Ah yoru wa owaru no darou ka
Ah sora ni chiribamerareta
Ah shiroi hana ni kakomarete iku
Ikura?
Ai shitemo ii kai? yureru yoru ni
Aru ga mama de ii yo I've seen a tail
Kuyashii kurai ni
Kimi ni hamatteru no ni
A crew sees crying knees
I wanna need. Not betray!
Ai shitemo ii kai? yureru yoru ni
Aru ga mama de ii yo motto kimi wo
Kuruoshii kurai ni nareta koshitsuki ga
Toke au hodo ni
Kimi wa...boku no...bannin da
The song ended and both Yoh and the spirit of fire opened their eyes and looked at each other. The red head then grasped Yoh's hair and pulled them into an intense kiss. Yoh grabbed at his back, kissing him back with just as much force. Hao pouted. "Why must you torture us author? Everyone knows I will win!" Hao said. They started moving and soon Yoh was lying on flat on the bar with the spirit of fire still kissing him. Yoh's legs wrapped around the spirit of fire's hips, his mind clouded with lust. Horo didn't know if he should be angry or have a major nosebleed. The spirit of fire's mouth moved to Yoh's ear and licked at the outer shell. Yoh's fingers were pressing desperately on the spirit's back, grinding all of himself harder. Everyone at the place was of course being a pervert and watched the show. Then Yoh pushed the spirit of fire off and then removed his shirt. He then grabbed his date by the shoulder and they heatedly kissed again.
Feona smiled. "Ah, love it…" she said as she was drinking a white Russian. "You drink?" Lyserg asked. "No, but this is my story. I can do whatever I wish," and with that, I kept my eye on them so they didn't go all the way. Though when the spirit of fire was fingering Yoh's pants, I decided to snap my fingers and separate them. "Well, you must be happy with that spirit of fire," I said. His mouth formed a wicked smirk and he kissed Yoh softly on the cheek (the face you perverts!sorry…there are people like my brother and me out there that might be reading) before he exited out of the club. Then Yoh finally noticed everyone and waved hi to him or her. Everyone was still in shock and didn't respond. "HEY! HOW COME THE SPIRIT OF FIRE GOT MORE ACTION THAN HAO!" a voice yelled. We all turned to see it was Sora no Hoshi, and behind her were the J-twins.
Please don't ask me how the person let them in, cause I don't even know. The J-twins were holding up a big banner that said, 'Asakura twincest FOREVER!'. "Um… I know that Hao has fast fingers and once he starts something I probably won't be able to stop him." I answered. Yoh smiled and said hi to them too. Thoughtless dreamer waved back and said, "By the way Yoh, I never knew you were such a good dancer.". He blushed and said thank you. Kaoru then whispered to Thoughtless dreamer that Yoh looked so cute when he blushed. They giggled. I sighed. "Why must you torture everyone and drag this on like this? Hao will win!" Sora no Hoshi said. "You know, I think you should- "SHUDDUP TAO!" the obsessive Hao/Yoh fan yelled. He backed away, the girl was really scary!
"Um, excuse me. But I have a girl in my arms, and now she's starting to get heavy cause I'm really wimpy." I said. Marco then grabbed the girl from my arms and rested happily in his. "I'm too tired to answer questions. So I'll just hurry, draw a name, and go home and nap. It's really late," Feona said. The black haired girl then dipped her hand into the brown bag and grabbed a white slip of paper. "Yay! It's LYSERG!" I cheered. Lyserg tried not to get too excited, for Yoh was still there. Then Leuv appeared out of nowhere and so did German-Shaman-Kaint and they both screamed, "Yeeeesssss!". Wow, this is weird. A sweat drop could be found on the side of Yoh's face, though it disappeared when Lyserg decided to be brave and lick it off his face. "See you tomorrow Yoh," and walked out of the bar. Feona whistled. "I'd never think Lyserg was that funny." she laughed. The J-twins frowned. To them probably, Lyserg looked better with Horo, Ren, or Hao. But then, I shouldn't say that since I really know nothing about my favorite authors...
CHAPTER 9 OVER
Me: Well... yeah...
Ren: I hate you.
Me: That's not nice! -pouts- Well, read and review... -squeals- Better get Lyserg ready!