Slayzer: I now have an apartment! It's a one bedroom but the rent is fair and it will make a hell of a bachelor pad when I'm done with it. Why I do have my own place I do not own Disgaea or Phantom Brave, but they too will be mine one day! WAAHHAAAHAAHAHA!
Natsuko: Smacks Slayzer with a large red book
Slayzer: What the hell?
Natsuko: NA -TSU-KO! Last chapter you spelled my name NO-TSU-KO! Get it right!
Slayzer: Yeah, I noticed that too and I'm sorry. (I should use more western names for my OCs)
The Red Book: HAAHAHAHA! How pathetic of you human! Can't even keep your own character's names straight!
Slayzer & Natsuko: OVERLORD ZETTA?
Zetta: That's right! I was napping when this girl cared me off to use as a bludgeon and just awoke.
Slayzer: Well now that you're here Zetta would you like say something to the readers?
Zetta: Lesson up all you Nippon Ichi Otaku! There one Bad-Ass-Freaking-Fanfiction by Blu Rose titled The Chroma and the Overlord, Go Read It! Or will I have to start busting caps up in your sucker ass!
Slayzer: … … (Makai Kingdom has a lot of rap slang for a Japanese made RPG)
Aoshi Tomberry: Well not much in the way of Laharl/Marona fluff this time so I hope you enjoy it.
Lacto3.1415: Personally I like the English voices work in all the Nippon Ichi games so I never hear it in Japanese.
Shadow Rave: I hope you find my new update was worth the time.
Pupu-nini: I didn't think many other people played Rhapsody so I hope you can help me keep Gao in her charter.
Blade 1986: More plot twist to come so hang on! (well not for another two updates or so)
Goldamon X: MY GOD, It really is spreading! We have to call the Center for Disease control! Better yet you could tell me the adders to those Flonne and Etna shines. I can't find anything close to a Disgaea fan page.
Episode Three
-A Rival Appears-
-Windmill Promontory-
The island of Windmill Promontory was now a place of fear. Even the beautiful windmills for which the island got it's name stood still in the cold dark wind. The owl people who lived here did so behind bolted doors afraid of the night and the phantoms that come with it. Yet as if unaware of the peril a cheerful green haired girl and her group of demon warriors came ashore.
"Come on everybody let's go for it and get this job done quick!" Marona said as she took off running.
"Hey don't go so far ahead!" Laharl yelled and ran after her.
Sanjuro looked on at Marona with an exasperation of disappointment as he said. "What the hell's the big rush anyway? If the elder of this island knew that Marona and the Possessed where one and the same she wouldn't have even considered hiring her."
Sanjuro quickly found the elbows of Leo and Gao jammed into his sides. The loudmouth doubled over as his internal organs suddenly squeezed together.
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO BLUNT!" Gao said with a death glare.
"Indeed. The gap between perception and realty is vast and filled with sorrow. We should the ones who comfort Marona if she falls not the ones to throw into it."
Still gasping for breath Sanjuro rasped out his rejoinder.
"The harsh truth is better coming for friends then the unfeeling world."
Then a forth and very unexpected voice joined the debate.
"Let her be happy. Even if it's a lie let Marona be happy if just for this moment."
Sanjuro, Leo and Gao at Nyx with blank faces but the healer was right, they should just let Marona be happy.
-Life's Cradle-
As the group traveled on the demons could feel a darkness getting closer. Then at the part of the island called Life's Cradle they saw it. A swirling nebula of dark energy and evil looking deformed purplish monsters emerging from it.
Natsuko recoiled at the sight of the monsters that where all teeth and deformed hands.
"Yuck! We're not going to have to fight those things are we?"
The only answer the witch girl got was the unsheathing of weapons as everyone made ready for battle.
"So how are we going to fight them Marona?" asked Laharl.
"You want me to lead?"
"Naturally, you are the leader of this group."
Marona looked at the terrain of the battle field. A fast moving river cut Life's Cradle in two and a wooden bridge on the fare side connected them. There was about a dozen or more Summon monsters in two groups, one group on each side of the bridge. The worst situation of all world they get attacked on the bridge and with no room to move would be at the mercy of the summon monsters. There was really only one sure way to ovoid that out come.
"Ok we spilt up into two groups and then hit them form both sides."
"How are we going to cross the river if we're not using the bridge?" Rosenqueen asked as she looked at the river and knew that no one could swim that and live.
"Just leave the transportation to me!"
Gao said flexed her muscular forearm with a playful smile plastered across her faces. She then knelt down at the edge of the cliff and cupped her hands as if to give someone a boost.
Sanjuro saw where this was going and fixed his red bandana to make sure it was on tight. Sanjuro took off running straight towed Gao and just as his right foot land on her cupped hands she threw him into the air. The combined force of his speed and Gao's throw easily sent Sanjuro sailing over to the other side of the river.
"BANZIE!" Sanjuro yelled as he skidded to a halt.
Leo was next to go air born. Even with the weight of his ax and armor he still cleared the river by a few yards. Still Sanjuro had made it farther then Leo.
"He knighty I bet you by six feet!"
"This is not a long jump contest Sanjuro… … …Besides I'm in heavy armor."
"Excuses, Excuses. Weight was nothing to do with it. It's all skill babe."
As Sanjuro was saying that Nyx sailed past him and bet his jump by two feet. Nyx's robs had gotten little dirty and as she dusted herself off Sanjuro could have swore he saw the slight sliver of a victory smile.
"Well Nyx is really light after all…"
"I believe Sanjuro, your words were something like, it's about skill not weight." Leo countered.
Back on the other side of the river the others could only marvel at the physical prowess of Gao. Rosenqueen had to adjust her glass just to make sure that what she was seeing was real.
"Gao I can't believe how strong you are but how are you going to get across?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha don't be silly Rosenqueen. No matter how strong I am it's impossible to throw myself."
"Then either Laharl, Marona or Natsuko will be the next one to go across."
Gao was now standing abreast with Rosenqueen, the Amazon was half a head tall then the merchant and she grinned evilly. Sadly for Rosenqueen she didn't get where this was leading her till that moment, by then it was too late. Gao had lifted Rosenqueen up like a sack of potatoes over her shoulder and backed up for a running start.
"HEY PUT ME DOWN THERE'S NO WAY I CAN JUMP THAT!"
"Relax. With my muscles I'll make sure you HIT the other bank."
"HIT? Don't you mean to say LAND!"
"Hit, land, crash there all the same thing."
"NO THEIR NOT!"
"OK here we go! Merchant Missile Launch!"
Rosenqueen proved to be surprising aerodynamic as she soar throw the air. Made her tight clothing cut down wind resistant or her large breasts had provided some lift. Whatever the reason Rosenqueen had sailed far past the point Gao had aimed for.
"To fast, to fast, I'M GOING WAY TO FAST!"
Was all Rosenqueen could yell but she heard Leo shout out to her. "Don't worry, I got you Madmazel!"
Then much to Rosenqueen's relief she felt a pair of strong arms catch her before impact. Slowly she opened her eyes as was greeting by the hazel brown hair and roguish smile of Sanjuro.
"Th… Thank you." Rosenqueen said with a slight blush.
"No problem." Sanjuro set her down slowly to saver the felling of her body pressed next to his.
Rosenqueen then noticed how lumpy the ground and that it shifted under her feet as if it was trying to get up. Rosenqueen and Sanjuro where standing on the back of Leo. She quickly got off him but Sanjuro didn't seem to care as his right foot pressed down on the blond's head.
"Leo, Are you ok?" Rosenqueen asked feeling horrified by what happened.
The knight rose to his feet like an avenging warrior, an effect that was ruined by the dirt on his face and the bit of grass in his teeth. Leo glared at Sanjuro who remand a pitcher of false innocents.
"You stinking knave!"
"Don't get so angry. After all it's the duty of a knight to lay your body on the line to help a lady."
"I would have caught Rosenqueen had you not kicked me in the back of the head and ran me over."
"Really? I didn't see you because I was only concerned with saving Rosenqueen."
Leo's left eye started to twitch.
"Your scum Sanjuro."
Their argument was cut short by an explosion right at their feet as the summon monsters began to attack. The Summon monsters where throwing Grudge Bombs, purplish explosive balls of ectoplasm, with surprising accuracy for monster without eyes.
Rosenqueen saw one grudge bomb heading right for her and she took a guard stance with her sword. The bomb exploded against her blade and her arms felt the shock of the blast. The blast had scorched Rosenqueen's hair and fogged up her glass but thru the smoke she could see one of the monsters heading right for her. She forced her arms to move the massive sword she held.
"Damn you…. Berserker!"
Rosenqueen charged forward as the sword skill ripped thru the earth and tore up the summon monster. She had knocked he monster to the grown but it had not finish it off. Yet before the monster could get up Rosenqueen cleaved in two with her sword. The fight had taken a few seconds but all ready the merchant was panting with exhaustion.
'Leo said fighting was hard to get use too but damn. I already feel like I'm about to fall over.'
Over her shoulder she saw Leo and Sanjuro smashing thru the enemy like they were nothing.
'I'm just holding everyone back. Maybe I should just stick with the money stuff.'
"Healite."
Soft green fireflies of light danced around Rosenqueen as she felt the numbness in her arms disappear. The healer Nyx was right behind her casting the spell. Nyx gave Rosenqueen a small smile of encouragement and that help more then the healing.
Rosenqueen quickly cleaned off her glass and then charged into battle again with Nyx right behind her. Soon the two women where next to Sanjuro and Leo and utterly destroying the monsters. Things where going just as well for the other group of heroes.
"RRAAHH!" Gao yelled as she punched one of the Summon monster with enough force that it turned inside out and popped like a jelly filled balloon.
The purple gunk splashed over the amazon but even the nastiness of it didn't slow her down as she move to engage the next one. Not four feet from away Marona had cut thru another summon with an elegant two handed slash of her katana and Natsuko destroyed a summon with a low level ice spell. Laharl was the only one hanging back, attacking only if a summon tried to sneak around and attack the girls from behind.
Another Summon monster was turned to ice by one of Natsuko's spells before it shattered into a million pieces. Most of the monsters where dead and the only surviving where clustered together on the bridge. Natsuko broke away form the rest of the group and charged foreword onto the wooden bridge.
"Time for the big finish, Mega Wind!"
The area attack spell hit everyone of the remaining Summons and looked as it had wiped them out.
"Yeah, I did it!" As Natsuko cheered a sole surviving summon fired a Grudge Bomb stuck the witch girl full on.
The wooden planks of the bridge dug into Natsuko as her body was thrown like a rag doll. The rope suspensions holding the bridge up started to fray but the monster hit the downed girl with another bomb doing even more damage. The summon didn't seem to care it would fall to it's death if the bridge was destroyed, all it cared about has causing the human girl pain.
From where she lay Natsuko could see Laharl, Marona and Gao sprinting toward her but even she knew they be to late. The summon formed a grudge bomb between it's misshaped hands and then everything happened so fast.
A shadow flying over Natsuko and strong hands holder her. The Bomb exploding and the bridge giving away. The falling and then pain and then it stopped.
Slowly the witch girl regained conciseness as Sanjuro held on to her with one hand and his knife piercing the rock cliff, the only thing keeping them for a watery death, in his other hand. Natsuko noticed that his back was badly burned from the blast and he was no doubt in unbearable pain. What else could the helpless girl do but cry.
"Shut up! Your going to be all right so don't cry."
"WAAAHHH! Bu… (Sob) but it's my fault!"
"We all make mistakes; we even may make mistakes that cost a life but don't just give up. I wont let you down like I did Meg."
Natsuko saw look in Sanjuro's eyes that said he was not here but somewhere else being driven by inner demons that gave him the will to endure this. Then almost tragically the rock sifted and the knife pulled free.
They only fell for a second before Sanjuro felt the grip of Gao's hand around his own. The amazon was lending over the edge and now held both Sanjuro and Notsuko with one hand.
"Damn it Sanjuro! Don't you know that I'm the overconfident one who goes charging recklessly into the dangerous situations? Your messing with the whole group dynamic."
"Heh, Sorry."
"I'll let it slide just this once." Gao said with a smile as she pulled them up to solid ground.
Now that the battle was over and the group was all back together. Nyx and Marona applied there healing skills to Natsuko and Sanjuro as Laharl examined the dark portal that the Summon monsters came from. Everyone one else was with Marona as she healed Sanjuro.
"So who's Meg?" Natsuko asked trying hard not to seem to curiosity about it.
Sanjuro looked up at everyone looking at him, he could even feel Marona's eyes on him as she healed the patch work of burns and scars on his back.
"I was never good enough to be a Raven so I took any odd job that paid for some muscle. The last job I was on, the one I dead in, I was trying to protect this little girl, Meg."
"So you were a bodyguard."
"I was more like a cattle herder. You see Meg and about two dozen other kids were sold off to slavers and I was one of the guards…"
A shocked and disgusted silences follow and Sanjuro could not deny he deserve it.
"I know, but they didn't tell me what I was guarding when I took the job! That's how they work, you get paid up front but you keep your mouth shut and don't ask questions. Well this Meg girl took a likening to me and keep on talking about her life and home as if she didn't know what was happing to her. So on the last night as we neared the docks with our boats I used some hunting lures to get a bunch of monsters to attack the caravan. In the confusion I freed all the kids and got them to the docks and loaded them on a boat and sent them off toward Monetopia. I stayed behind to burn the rest of the slavers boats so they couldn't go after them. Just as I scuttled the last ship the slavers and their bodyguards arrived and where less then happy with me. I knew I was dead for sure but thought I'd take a few of them with me to the next world and buy the kids some time. Yet I had a short sword and they had crossbows; the only time I bought with my life was the few seconds it took them to kick my bloody corps into the sea."
"What happened to the children?" Marona asked but dreaded the answer.
"The slavers had a boat already out at sea and captured all the kids again. That's the hard part of life, just because it's the right thing and you gave up all you have doesn't mean that it'll work out."
Sanjuro was suddenly knocked to the ground by a kick from Laharl.
"You human's are way to much into your own morals. Right or wrong if you want something you have to take it by any means."
Marona felt a large sweatdrop on the side of her head. Everyone was mildly shocked by Laharl burst of violence but Marona knew that was just Laharl's version of praise. Still it was scary how use to the demon Overlord she had become.
"So Laharl what about the portal those monster came out of?"
"That thing? I absor… ahh… what I mean is I sealed it."
"Good work Laharl. Now let's make sure we got all those monsters before we leave."
Once again the Marona lead her demons to off finished the job. As they walked Leo keep pace with Sanjuro and considered everything he had just been told.
'I always thought he was just some cut thought rough out for money but to die in such a noble cause as trying to save the lives of children. I believe I must amend my opinion of Sanjuro.'
"What's up Leo? Your looking at me verily intensely."
"Non, it's nothing but I was wondering if perhaps you joined up with Marona because of that girl, Meg."
"I just hate violence against children but I'm also praying that I get to run into those slavers and hand out some pay back!"
"and your rescues of Rosenqueen early was also out of that same outrage for violence against women and children?"
"Well that was… Truthfully, I just wanted to get my hands on her hot body and cop a feel."
THUD!
"Leo, you ok? Looks like you just suddenly fell flat on your face."
'I believe I'll need to amend my previous amendment.'
-South Winds Howl-
After another hour of walking they reached South Winds Howl. It was the last area the heroes had yet to check and sure enuife there was a group of summon monster waiting for them.
"Ok guys just like before! We spilt up and take them!"
"My, my aren't we the brave little general?"
Everyone turned to see a tall man with a blond ponytail dressed in a blue coat walking towards them. His hands where jammed in his pockets as he look at Marona like she was a lost girl on school field trip and not a Chroma.
"Who are you?" Marona asked thinking that everyone who lived here would be inside and away from danger.
"My names is Walnut and I'm just your everyday Chroma Oxide." He waited for the look of shock and amazement form his advancers but what he got was blank looks of confusion.
Marona and her demon's all looked to one anther for answers but found none.
"Chroma Oxide?"
Gao scratched the back of her head as she thought about. "Isn't that someone who uses conflicting words in the same sentience."
"That's an oxymoron." Walnut could feel his right eyebrow ticking in announces.
"Who the hell are you calling moron, jack-ass?" Gao yelled as she flipped Walnut the bird.
"Haaaahahahaha! It doesn't matter what he calls himself. There's only one thing this type of human can be!"
"What's that Laharl?" Marona asked.
Laharl pointed one finger at Walnut as the wind whipped his cape around dramatically. "That man is a Antihero!"
Just like that Walnut was now and forever branded as a Antihero.
Marona nodded her understanding. "What can we do for you Mr. Antihero?"
"Damn you all! I told you I'm a Chroma Oxide! I take reward money from weaker Chromas like you!"
"Is that the sort of thing an antihero dose Laharl?" Marona asked completely ignoring Walnut.
"Of course, an anithero needs to be dirty and underhanded in means but his ultimate goal is something noble that he doesn't tell anyone about. Like an ill family member or lost lover."
"… … … … … …" Walnut was utterly speechless.
"See his shook is all the proof you need."
"Well then if Walnut needs the money we could work together and split the reward."
"I'm taking all the money damn it!" Walnut drew back half a steep and as a red fire like aura blazed around him.
"Fiery battle, reveal my true heart! Psycho Burgundy!"
Walnut charged at Marona but Laharl intercepted him before he could attack.
"How about a one on one duel Antihero?"
"Fine by me demon brat! I'm going to carve 'Chroma Oxide' into your forehead!"
The two took off running parallel to one another and clashed only in testing blows. Marona and the rest were to deal with the Summon monsters.
At the edge of South Winds Howl lay a gray stone cliff overlooking a sand beach. Walnut came soaring off that cliff with a long jump and made a 180 turn as he skidded to a stop in the sand. There was a cut on his cheek from Laharl but he knew how to defeat the demon prince.
'I'm taller and a much better grappler then him. All I need to do is get in close past his sword and then I'll break him in two.'
A second later Laharl came flying over the cliff; actually flying like a bird into the air. His red cape was trilling behind him like the tall of comet and his sword held in both hand gleamed white in the sun. There was a burse Laharl had gotten from Walnut just under his left eye.
'All I need to do is keep my distance and use the length of my sword to my advantage. I'm going to end this now and cut him in two.'
"HERE I COME, WINGED SLAYER!"
Walnut barely had time to roll out of the way as Laharl came swooping down like falcon. Laharl's attack missed Walnut but it had hit the edge of the water but it's force was enough to turn back the waves. It look as if the sea itself was cut by Laharl's blade and recoiled in pain. A few seconds later the waves came crashing back into the shore with a massive spray of water that splashed around Laharl like a shower of diamonds. Walnut wasn't to fazed by the display of Laharl's power but he knew is one chance of winning was using that skill.
Laharl charged at Walnut again and jumped to attack him from high up. Walnut moved forward and before Laharl could stick a blow the antihero attacked.
"Burgundy!"
Walnut and Laharl where both shroud in a red light as Walnut's sure kill hit Laharl's unprotect chest. Walnut looked up, hoping to see the young demon in pain but what he saw was Laharl grinning and bathed in hellish red light. The attack blasted Laharl back like he was a leaf in the wind.
Slowly and painfully Laharl rose to his feet with a large burse coving most of his stomach and chest. Yet Laharl looked as if he was enjoying himself and the fight. Before Laharl could take one steep Walnut attached again, kneeing the demon in the face and fallowing it up with a roundhouse kick.
Laharl swayed back as if drunk but his constant arrogant grin was still there and mocking Walnut. That was the last straw. Walnut charged in recklessly and paid for it. With viper quick speed Laharl struck back and his blade bit deeply into Walnut's right arm. The human jumped back about four paces and clamped his hand on long gash.
Laharl threw his head back and laughed. " HAAAAHAHAHAHA! Not bad antihero not bad at all! You're a first rate opponent and worthy to taste the power of an Overlord."
A small red glow of magic energy radiated off Laharl's right hand.
"Bite The Dust!"
With a quick flick of his hand Laharl cast the spell and Walnut braced himself for anything but what he got was nothing. Laharl just turned around and started running away.
"Hey, Where are you running off to coward?"
"Just a tip antihero, if I were you I'd clear the blast radius."
A shadow suddenly fell over Walnut and he slowly tuned his gaze skyward. A round meteor about fifteen feet wide and ablaze with magical power was heading right for the beach with ungodly speed. Wasting not a second more Walnut scrambled up the cliff and had just taken about three steeps on solid ground when the meteor hit earth. The last sight of Walnut was a black silhouette engulfed in a expanding ball of pure white.
Not one Netherworld in any galaxy has the human expression 'Overkill' as demons do everything to the absolute maximum. Laharl was giggling to himself like a madman as Nyx healed him.
"Heh heh heh. That was great! All the blood is rushing to my head!"
Marona was with the other demons and looked at the new dent Laharl's attack had put in the island. The beach where Laharl and Walnut were fighting was now a smooth crescent moon shaped crater.
"Laharl, next time we get a job try not to redraw the map." Marona asked Laharl.
"Maybe they wont notice." Natsuko said but not even she did had any confidents in her own statement.
There was a shift in some rubble as Walnut pulled himself to his feet. He could barely stand but pride kept him form falling to his knees.
"Your insane!" The wounded human accused Laharl.
"You're just a sore loser! If you want something in life you can't hold back."
Marona stepped between the two before they started fighting again and got permanently hurt.
"Here let me help you."
"Back off, Possessed!"
Marona was hurt by the cold rejection but Walnut could still see some emotion in her eyes, one that he not seen in may years. It was a look of empathy, of wanting to help someone and show them kindness. Walnut who was called 'devil child' and hate by all was now getting pity from the most hated person in Ivoire was too much for him.
"This isn't over!" Walnut then limped away with what's left of his pride.
Marona was about to go after him but Gao clamped her hand on the girl's shoulder and stopped her.
"Don't. That man only has his pride and his name left to him right now. If you were to help him, he'd be lift with only his name and it wouldn't mean much then."
Marona watched on in sad silences as Walnut made his exit. He was in the wrong and tried to hurt her and her friends but she still felt sorry for him. Marona turned away form Walnut and looked back at her demons.
"Anyway we finished the job. Let's go back to Vapor Island and give the elder the good news. I just can't wait to tell her, I just know she going to be so happy."
-Vapor Island-
The massive red tilled pagoda building of Vapor Island jutted out into the milky white clouds of vapor for which the island was named. It was resort hideaway for the rich and well connected. It also served as a meeting place for Ravens, Chromas and their high end employers. At the top floor is the elegant dinning room where the elder of Windmill Promontory was waiting for Marona.
The young Chroma happily greeted the owl women with Laharl right behind her. Laharl had part of his scarf wrapped around his head like a hood so he could hide his telling demon ears.
"We got rid of all the phantoms."
"Did you now?" The elder didn't sound the lest bit happy or relived.
"Yes, it was hard but we did it."
"Yes, it must have been hard… After all the wool is not so easily pulled over my eyes!"
"What?" Marona was shocked by the elders harsh accusations.
"To think I was so tricked so easily by 'The Possessed' and you almost got away with it too but this kind man told me all about your plan. I even paid him with the money I promised you."
Walnut walked up from behind the elder and smiled at Laharl in a friendly manor.
"Please, Madam Elder I was just doing my civic duty. After all we can have demons running all over this world doing what ever they wish."
Laharl could stand it no more, he throw off his disguise much to the elder's horror. The elder moved behind Walnut as he took his fighting stance but Laharl made no immediate move to attack.
"Why so angry boy? Don't demons know there are more ways then brute force to get what you want in life?"
"You basted! With cowardly tricks like this I could almost mistake you for a demon, that's if you weren't so weak!"
Laharl reached for his sword but Marona stopped him.
"Stop it Laharl. This is just some misunderstanding,"
"Not this time, my pride won't let this one pass! I'm sick of the hate and stupidity of humans! Even a demon can feel love, kindness and empathy so why can't humans?"
"We can't change their minds with force so we're going home Laharl. Now!"
"Tch! If you people didn't have your heads so far up your own asses you'd could learn something about humanity from Marona."
As the two children walked away they heard Walnut's voice just before the door was slammed behind them.
"Hey brats! Don't be such a sore losers! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
-Episode Three End-
Walnut: Whenever there's a problem that even the law can't take care of they call one man, The Expert. A superhuman hitman with sharp shooting skill that border on the supernatural. Codename…
(an image of Walnut posing all cool with a revolver in his hand)
…Walnut 15! gun shot
Marona: sweatdrop Even the cool anithero's doing it now.
Persimmon: This really isn't like him at all.
Walnut: Trouble and gunfights abound when powerful men seek revenge on Walnut 15 and they throw everything they have at him.
(scenes of Walnut have massive shootouts with teams of hitmen in sexy exotic locations)
Persimmon: Walnut you never even held a gun. So how did you become an ace gunfighter?
Marona: It's less painful if you just don't ask questions.
Laharl: Looking at Persimmon Are you a Prinny?
Persimmon!
Walnut: Now they gone too far and kidnapped the only person in this world Walnut 15 ever gave a damn about and it's hell to pay.
(Castile is tied to a chair and surrounded by thugs in dark suites)
Laharl: Just say 'dood' once so I can be sure.
Persimmon: Do I look like a damn Prinny?
Laharl: Your a blue flightless bird that can talk. Those are all very Prinnyish qualities.
Walnut: Like an animal Walnut is most dangerous when wounded and backed into a corner. Look out for all the action and blood shed!
(Walnut sitting in a chare with red spotted bandages on his arms and over his forehead. A bottle of booze in one hand to numb the pain and his trustily gun is in the other)
Laharl: Fine then, there's only one sure way to find out, The Prinny Test. Gao, I need your help!
Gao: Sure thing! cracks her knuckles
Persimmon: Back the hell away from me! runs away but Gao gives chase
Marona: I don't like where this is going.
Walnut: Come back again for the next episode of "Codename: Walnut 15" Mission 4 "A Date With Destiny"
Persimmon comes flying pass the screen after being thrown by Gao
Walnut: One shot, one thrill!
Gao: So what now?
Laharl: We see if Persimmon explodes when he hits the ground.
THUD
Gao: winces at the impact
Laharl: Ok, so he wasn't a Prinny, my bad.
Marona: Maybe we should go….
