Slayzer: Hello all I'm back after all trouble I had moving and still a lot of my stuff are stuck in boxes still.
Etna: Your just lazy.
Slayzer: I am not! I need some bookshelves for all my stuff.
Ash: by stuff you mean your Japanese comic books.
Laharl: MY GOD IT"S HORABLE! (turns way form an unmarked box)
Slayzer: d… Don't worry about that one (blush)
Flonne look over and rummages thru the contents of said box.
Flonne: Don't be so ashamed it's just his fan service manga and anime. Junk Force, Project Ako and this on is… … …!
Flonne quickly tapes the box up like a mummie.
Flonne: I should disposes of this filth.
Slayzer: Hey bring that back! Someone do the disclaimer while chase down Flonne.
Ash: Slayzer has not rights of ownership over anything of Disgaea or Phantom Brave. Most off all not me, who somehow despaired from the story line all together even thou I'm a main character.
Etna: Somebody sounds bitter.
Episode Four
A date with Destiny
-Phantom Island-
This is the house where Marona was raised by her parents and the demon Laharl. A lot of people said it was small but Marona always thought of it as charming and being that it was just her and Laharl it was nice. However, with the new residents of six demons it had become vary apparent that this was a very, very small house.
Everyone was packed in around the dining room table for breakfast and they all just barely fit. As Leo did the cooking in a very silly pink apron with white lace. For years Laharl and Marona took turns cooking and neither of them was really good at it but the pretty boy knight had a golden touch when it came to the culinary arts.
Pancakes, waffles, bacon, eggs and every other hardy breakfast food was pilled on the table and despairing fast. They ran the full gantlet of manners form Nyx who ate her food with polite delicacy to Gao and Sanjuro who were fighting over a stack of pancakes. Rosenqueen was sipping coffee and scratching in a pad of paper but she was getting more and more angry as the combined noise of the dinners where grating her nerves.
"Would you all just shut the hell up for five damn minutes!"
That did the trick and everyone quitted down.
Rosenqueen sighed in relief and continued to make notes and add some numbers on her abacus. Leo walked over to the merchant and refilled her coffer without her needing to ask him.
Marona tried to peak at the notes Rosenqueen was making but couldn't get a good look so the Chroma asked. "What are you working on?"
"I'm making a list of things we must have, could use and be nice. Sadly with little money all we can really get is the must haves. We won't get far as Chromas without some support magic user, a space time mage or at an archer at lest. To be successful we need more versatility and that takes Borudex we don't have."
Natsuko closed her eyes and thought hard, well as hard as much a hyper active little girl could. "What about all the money we get form hunting Monsters? That should add up to something."
Gao managed to stop stuffing her face just long enough to answer the witch girl. "The money you get from monster hunting isn't that much. Most of that money is just to off set the cost of going out on a mission, any Raven could tell you that. Even if we hunted monsters everyday it take years to save up enough to buy this island."
"Still it's not like a big job's just going to come and knock on our front door." Sanjuro said as he was using his battle knife to cut up a piece of fruit.
Like clockwork there came a soft knocking from the front door.
"Sexy hot young women wont just come knocking on our front door." Sanjuro said trying for two.
Laharl rolled his eyes as he got up to answered the door. Still the overlord couldn't help but muse on the newest resident of phantom island.
'Even though I used my powers to turn them into demons their still very human. I cant help myself in feeling more and more like them and that worries me. My human half, my week half, always restless in the Netherworld now feels at home here. Strange that the human side of me that loves it here also rips me with guilt for leaving Flonne and Etna."
Laharl shook his head to clear way such useless thoughts and pulled open the door.
"Hello." A soft femin voice greeted Laharl.
Laharl's response was to brake out in a cold sweat, followed by a nose bleed and then shrieking in terror.
The others fearing that it was an attack quickly rush over to help. Sadly in such a small dining room the sudden moment just pushed everyone into their food. Only Marona and Rosenqueen who sat at the end of the table made it to the door without wearing some sort of food item. However what they found by the door way was Laharl down on his butt, his face the image of panic, and a super hot babe standing over him.
The women had shoulder length feathered sliver hair, clear white skin and a soft face with a black beauty mark by her right eye. She was acutely dressed rather plainly in a white blouse, black skirt and a white lab coat but her sexy curves pushed against her cloths in away that drives a man crazy. The only accessories she had were the pair of thin black glasses she wore. She was looking puzzled at Laharl and had yet to make note of the other demons.
"I'm sorry, did I scare you? Oh my, you have a nose bleed, did you bump it when you fell?"
The hot lady then knelt down next to Laharl see if he was injured and she pushed a handkerchief angst his nose.
"Stay away from me!"
"What?"
"Keep that sexy body of yours away from me!"
Laharl ripped his eyes way form the women and scrambled to get away from her. He took the first refuge available to him which happened to be Marona and used her like a shield. Marona thought this was odd even by the standers of Laharl.
""What's wrong Laharl? I never seen you act like this before."
"I can't stand sexy women."
"Really? You'd lived here with me for years and never freaked out."
A large sweatdrop appeared on the side of Laharl's head. "Well that's is to say…"
Sanjuro then butted in. "Laharl said he has a problem with sexy women not flat little girls."
Laharl's sweatdroop grew even bigger. 'I was trying to avoid saying that.'
"Well forgive me for being fourteen years old!"
"Don't let him bother you. Girls blossom into beautiful women like flowers. Give yourself a few more years and I bet you'll be quite the hot little catch."
The sexy women at the door said.
Laharl then made the mistake of thinking about Marona with a fully developed and sexy body. A split seconded later not even both of Laharl's hands could stop the blood flowing from his nose.
Laharl could tell by the accusing stares of Natsuko, Leo, Gao and Sanjuro that they knew what dirty though set off his blood loss.
"Hentai!"
"Lecher."
"Pervert."
"Sicko."
Laharl gather the last fayed thread of his dignity and marched upstarts to shove half a box of Kleenex up his nose.
The lady at the door cleared her thought to get everyone's attention. "I'm sorry if I came at a bad time but I have a business offer to make." She then handed Marona a business card.
"Dr. Laramie, of the World Monster Research Group." Marona read aloud.
-Monetopia-
The islands of the archipelago was still a rough and untamed frontier in Ivoire. Yet with being vital to world trade and rich in opportunities for the daring had given the region much wealth. In no place was that wealth more pronounced then in the major city of Menetopia. Stone roads, trendy cafes and building that reach out into the havens made all other islands look small poor.
Marona had never been to Monetopia and took it all in like a yokel fresh from the country. "I can't believe how big the city is!"
Hell was far more interesting then any human world so Laharl was not impressed. "Knock it off Marona. I don't want people thinking we're a bunch of hayseeds from the sticks. Now would somebody tell me why were here?"
Marona filled Laharl in on the job Laramie gave them. "Tonight is the Ten year celebration of the Hamm Circus, who's main attaching is the cute monster Penpen. Penpen is a one of a kind monster and the World Monster Research Group has made a deal with Hamm to study Penpen after today's Circus. However both Hamm and The Research Group have been getting threat from this Monster Liberation Front and Laramie asked us to do security for tonight's festival."
"Ok, but why us. It sounds like that world monster group or whatever could get any group of Ravens."
"Who knows but the pay is top dollar so we can't really turn it down." Rosenqueen answered with a shrug.
"Anyway we should split up into groups of two. That way we could cover more ground." Gao said as she looked at the mass of tents, booths and rides that were all around the closed off streets filled with people.
Sanjuro quickly moved next to Rosenqueen. "Good idea. I'll stick with Rosenqueen."
The demon merchant smiled nicely but the look on her face looked more like she just swallowed a bug.
Leo looked over at Natsuko. "Would you like to be my guest this evening, Natsuko?"
The young witch was speechless and her eyes showed with stars as she took the dashing knight's hand.
"Then I guess it's you and me then Nyx, warrior maidens unite!" Gao said as she slapped the healer playfully on the back and almost sent her to the ground.
"And of course that leaves me and Marona as the only pair left. Somehow I think you all planed this." Laharl said as he looked suspiciously at the other demons.
Sanjuro quickly pulled the young demon in close to him so only the two of them could hear. "Hey, don't be like that. We all just want you and Marona to have some time alone to make up for breaking you guys up on the roof that one night. So take some advises from the international playboy Sanjuro and just have the night to yourselves and try not to bleed to death if Marona try's to hold hands with you."
With that being said Sanjuro and the other demons left Laharl and Marona alone.
"What was that all about Laharl?"
"Nothing, he was just talking some nonsense."
"Well let's go." Marona took Laharl's hand in her own and ran off toward the circus.
-Hamm Circus-
Marona and Laharl arrived at the cage that held the star of the Hamm Circus, Penpen. There was already a large crowed made up mostly of children pushing to see this cute and one of a kind monster. Laharl couldn't care less what the damn thing was as long as they got paid at the end of the job. Marona however really wanted to see Penpen and pushed her way to the front with Laharl a few feet behind her.
When Laharl did get to see Penpen it took all his self-controlled to keep for screaming. Penpen, who was from Etna's Prinny Squad, was not so controlled in hiding his shock and freaked out. The blue penguin demon started flapping it's arms and jumping up as if he was overjoyed to see his lost liege.
"This is going to sound odd but do you know Penpen?" Marona asked as she looked between the hyper active Prinny and Laharl.
"Don't be stupid. How would I, the Great Laharl, know such a weird looking thing like that?"
Their was a sudden bang as Penpen slammed himself against the bars of his cage. Waterfalls of tears ran downed his face and his flipper like arms were out starched as if pleading for help.
Laharl quickly turned away from Penpen and grabbed Marona's arm and started to walk away. "Let's go Marona!"
"Huh? But…"
Laharl was not paying any attention to Marona as his mind was racing.
'If that wasn't one of Etna's Prinnys then I'm a Angel. but is that Prinny here deliberately? Dose Etna know where I am or is she looking for me? Maybe that Prinny got lost and ended up here but even if that's the case it now knows where I am. Damn it! Why this have to happen? As I am the true Overlord Etna would most likely try to kill me so she can keep the throne, well that's what a demon should do anyway.'
Marona suddenly hocked one of her arms around Laharl, lend her head on his shoulder and smiled while making a peace symbol with her free hand. Laharl then noticed the photographer in front of him.
"Come on kids. Smile and say Dood!"
It's some rule of the universe that when someone has a camera you do what ever they tell you to do. Laharl lend his head against Marona and smiled in that wicked but cute demonic way of his. There was a flash from the camera as the picture was taken.
"Ok. Kids this will only take a minute or two to develop."
"Thank you sir." Marona said as she bowed politely to the cameraman.
Laharl said nothing and Marona was getting worried about him. Laharl was not the type to brood or be philosophical about something. In fact Laharl wasn't the type to be concerned about anything and yet that Penguin monster had made him nervous.
"Are you ok Laharl you don't seem distracted by something?"
"Sorry, but please don't worry about me."
Marona gasped and recoiled. "You just apologized and said please without being told too! That's not like you at all!"
The photographer returned at the moment to hand Marona and Laharl there picture. It was a nice 8x10 photo with a cartoon border around it of Prinnies holding up hearts with the words 'Our First Date' across the bottom.
"Here you go, it's free of charge for such an adorable couple. Hey were did they go?"
Laharl had already walked away and Marona had to fallow him. "Man, either people are going to have to be more patient or cameras are going to have to get faster. Too bad this was a good to picture."
Meanwhile off in a dark and sweaty back room of a tent where the sounds of the circus could not reach Gao readied herself for battle. The room it's self was a storage room filled with boxes, rope and other such junk. Nyx stood of in one of the corners and with her magic training she could sense the powerful Chi raising off Gao.
Gao was calm, cool and concentrated, the very image of a warrior. The soft sound of Gao tying a white headband with two Chinese characters on it was almost loud in the stale room. As the Amazon rose to her feet she flashed a wining smile at Nyx.
"Don't worry Nyx. I wont lose not matter what the odds are."
Nyx tried to say something but Gao pulled back a flap of the tent and the sounds of a roaring crowed drowned out Nyx's words. Gao marched out and on to a stage in front of the huge crowed of people who had gathered. Nyx just held back and felt her body trembled with anger.
'Gao, I tried to tell you. Even if you win I can't heal the damage this will do to your body.'
Once in the light the characters on Gao's headband became readable, they where the words for Iron and Stomach. Gao posed dramatically on stage in front of crowed as the banner behind her read 'Hamm Curies Hotdog Eating Contest'.
'I love the smell of misanalysis unused animal parts cooked together in an edible skin, smells like…' Gao hurled her fist in the air and yelled to the crowd. "…VICTORY!"
Back in the tent Nyx was sobbing to herself. She tried to tell Gao there was no such thing as healing magic for an upset stomach but the Amazon just wouldn't listen.
Elsewhere the pair of Rosenqueen and Sanjuro were walking away form the circus in a trendy little Monetopia shopping districted. Rosenqueen looked nervous and Sanjuro was just bored. He thought Rosenqueen was going shopping and he was just here to help with the bags, how wrong he was.
"I never thought you were the type to skip out on work to go shopping. I'm fine with it but I don't see why you had to drag me along with you."
Rosenqueen didn't even answered him as she saw the store she was looking for and took off running. The fighter took off soon after her but as swift as he was he couldn't keep up with her. By the time Rosenqueen stopped Sanjuro was already out of breath.
"Hey, what's the rush, Is it some sort of one day sale? What the hell? This place is vacant."
It was just as Sanjuro said, the small boutique was boarded up with a for Rent sign on the door. Thru the dirty windows you could still see what once where shelves, full length mirrors and dust covered manikins.
"Tch, why we run all the way over here to this dump!"
Rosenqueen didn't even look as Sanjuro as she answered him. "This was my shop, my small little bit of heaven."
Now the demon merchant made eye contacted with Sanjuro as tear drops threatened to spill out under her glasses. "In the beginning I made all the cloths here myself, from design to production. I use to work so hard my fingers would start to bleed but I had even been so happy. My dresses, my employees, my customers, all where so important to me. Every borduxe after expenses and salaries to my employees went to help pay off the massive lone I took out. I even took on a night job that made me use my body in shameful and embarrassing ways."
Rosenqueen blushed and looked way after saying that last shameful confession and Sanjuro had to swallow the growing lump in his throat.
"After working like a dog for two long years I had the money to finally make this place truly mine. As I walked to the bank with the money I accidentally lost my footing on the boardwalk and the beg of Burdoxe fell into the ocean. I jumped in after it without hesitation but I drowned trying to find it." Now the tears came and Rosenqueen could not stop them.
Sanjuro hugged the merchant and let her cry on his shoulder.
"We all have a second chances at life now thanks to Marona. We can't change what happened to us but now we have the ability to move on."
"Thank you Sanjuro."
The sun had set and the stars were starting to come out as we rejoin Laharl and Marona. The former demon prince was still acting distant and cold but not is a snobby bratty way Marona had come to expect from him. Still his whole attitude tonight was really getting on her nerves.
"You've been cold this whole time Laharl. Had I known you'd be like this all night would have gone with someone who knows how to have fun."
"Do I need to remind you that we are on a job here." Laharl said without any of the anger of a childish tantrum he was known for.
"The suns already set so I think this group of monster liberators was just a bluff, so maybe I thought we could have some fun yet all you want to do is sulk."
Laharl suddenly grasped hold of Marona and started pulling her thru the crowd.
"Where are we going?" Marona asked a bit surprised.
"I think there's a Ferris Wheel around here somewhere."
"A Ferris Wheel?" Thu Marona couldn't be sure she thought there was a slight blush on Laharl's face.
After a little searching Laharl fond the Hamm curies Ferris Wheel and got two tickets. They sat in silences as the booth they were in slowly moved up the wheel. Laharl's gaze was always outside the window and the night skyline of the city.
"This view is nice." he said.
The booth sawing slightly as Marona moved to sit next to Laharl. The demon boy looked over at Marona as she laced her fingers with his own.
"Your right Laharl this is nice."
There was a poof of pink smoke as a little demon Etna appeared on Laharl's left shoulder.
"Damn it Prince what are you wanting for? This could be the last chance you have with Marona without those demon wanbees bubbling into things!"
There was a sudden poof of white smoke on Laharl's right shoulder as small Flonne appeared.
"I can't believe you Laharl! Trying to take advantage of young innocent Marona when she is worried about you, for shame!"
The little Etna kicked the halo off the little Flonne's head.
"What's the matter with you! I thought you were always into this love crap?"
"Love, yes but your trying to corrupt Laharl into doing something perverted." Little Flonne yelled back as she reset her halo.
"Love and Lust walk hand and hand." was all the small Etna said from her new perch top Laharl's head.
"Respect is more imported in a truly loving relationship. If Laharl try's takes advantage of Marona now it would only hurt her."
"Awwww Flonne so naive it's cute. Do you really think Marona still looks at the Prince like a big brother. You know he can't deny about how he wondered what she be like in bed. You think the fact that Marona is a girl protected her from such fantasies herself? I bet if the Prince was more forceful Marona would open herself up and let him in."
The little Flonne was completely taken back by the sick double meant of Etna's last sentence.
"Ecchi Demon!"
"Purdy Angel!"
Laharl had enough of his overactive imaginations and smashed both little Flonne and Etna with his hand. The two concusses disappeared in clouds of smoke finally leaving Laharl alone with Marona.
"Huh, Laharl what just happened?" To Marona it seemed as if Laharl just attacked the seat.
"Nothing, just smashing some annoying insects."
Laharl was so distracted by his moral dilemma that he hadn't realized that they had reach the top of the wheel. The lights of Monetopia and the stars in the sky made a stunning panorama for Laharl and Marona. Then off in the horizon of the night sky golden balls of light exploded. Marona and Laharl watched as the blast got closer and closer to the circus.
"Fireworks?" Marona asked.
"My ass! We're under attack!"
'Great, some first date this turned out to be.' Marona thought dejectedly as she drew her sword.
Marona kicked the booth's door open letting in a blast of wind that ruffled her dress and hair. She looked back at Laharl who had also readied his weapon.
"Come on Laharl. Let's go to work."
Faraway from the Hamm circus in a room filled with electronic monitoring equipment and date recording machines a steel door slip open and Dr Laramie walked in. The half a dozen technicians stopped motoring their instruments and got up to bow to there boss as she walked in.
Laramie just waved them off. "Stop with the formalities and give me a states report on the test!"
"Ma'am, The Monster Liberation Front has begun it's attack. We're tracking both them and the Demon Chromas. It should only be a few more minutes till we can start collating battle data."
"Send out the Golem as soon as they beginn combat."
There was as sudden and horrid silences by the staff.
"Do I need to repeat myself?" Laramie said suggesting if you wanted to live a long and happy life you do as she said.
The steal door opened again but this time it was Ringmaster Hamm who walked in.
"You're the worst, you know that? Using that girl and her demons like tools. Even turning my circus into a battle field just for some hard battle data on demons."
"To achieve our goal of a world without monsters we will have to break some eggs. But don't you worry I'll keep my word to you. We'll stop our buy out and take over of Bamboo pharmacist because of your assistance today."
Hamm lit another cigar just so he wouldn't have to look at the she devil doctor. All his life he wanted to get way form Bamboo Co and here he was risking his dream so his Brother could keep his.
"Mr. Hamm!" Shouted a young tech near the Ringmaster as she got up out of her seat.
"What?" Hamm asked a bit startled and pissed off.
"Smoking is prohibited here." The young tech said and pointed to the 'No Smoking' singe. (Robotech joke)
-End of part A-
Etna: Then evil cooperation Paeralc lead by Dr Laramie has released a virus that turns all life into cannibal zombies! Now Etna the hot young rookery of S.T.A.R.S must…
Slayzer: Stop this foolishness right now!
Etna: Hey, what gives?
Slayzer: Because I split this episode up into two parts there will not be a trailer.
Laharl: Behold the awesome powers of the author. He can make even Etna shut her fat trap.
Slayzer: So instead I'm doing the thankless task of fan characters biographies and my notes on them. Most of it's obvious but when it says emotion I mean the one that turned that person into a phantom.
Name: Gao
Sex: Female
Age: 19 is my best guess
Emotion: Hunger
Cause of Death: Food Poisoning
Hobby:Martial Arts, Eating, Sleeping and Playing
Likes: Meat and drinking
Dislikes: Thinking, dealing with trivial things, and vegetables
In Phantom Brave you'll get guys saying "Have you played Rhapsody?" If you had you should know Gao as one of recurring boss villains from that game. Other bosses from Rhapsody include the hidden characters of Marjory and Myao for Disgaea and Phantom Brave. Personally I think Gao and Crowdia are way cooler then those two. That being said you can find NIS art work of Gao from Rhapsody if you search for it.
Name: Sanjuro
Sex: Male
Age: 23
Emotion: Concern
Cause of Death: Killed by a hail of Arrows
Hobby: Partying and hitting on hot girls
Likes: Sexy Women, Wining and Looking Good
Dislikes: Failing, abuse of children and snobby rich people.
Sanjuro a fun to write about. He started out like his name sake from the movie Yojimbo but now he's just takes over and runs with it. When I think of him he looks more like a warrior from Disgaea then a fighter form Phantom Brave, in that he has softer looks. Ever notes that the fighters in PB look like Solid Snake or is it just me? His sad pass was revealed last chapter but we'll see more of that later on. He tries to be a ladies man but fails often. Still he dose have his charming moments that can take a women's breath way but his immature gets in the way of any romance.
Name: Natsuko
Sex: Female
Age: 13
Emotion: Hate
Cause of Death: Burned to death.
Hobby: Practical Jokes
Likes: Sugar and all things sweat, new magic spells and having fun
Dislikes: Fire and her Sister.
You never guess it but Natsuko is not as happy as she appears. Deep down there is an extreme and unresolved hate for her sister. Being a demon witch she can use all the elemental spells but not fire do to a case of pyrophobia. Natsuko hides her heart away behind the facade of a happy girl and doesn't let anyone get truly close to her. Will she find someone who can heal her broken soul?
Name: Nyx
Sex: Female
Age: 21
Emotion: Sorrow
Cause of Death: Murdered
Hobby: Poetry
Likes: Tea, quite time with a book, helping others
Dislikes: Alcohol, needless suffering and fish.
Nyx's life was cut short in an act of cruelty and the trauma of it haunts her to this day. Still she has it together and is by her nature a kind and thoughtfull women. It is that normalcy that balances out the more extreme members of the team. She is an indispensable part of the fighting force with healing and support magic. Her quite manner makes it difficult for her to make her views know. Maybe will meet her killer or something like that.
Name: Leo
Sex: Male
Age: 22
Emotion: Duty
Cause of Death: Let himself die
Hobby: Dancing
Likes: Wife, French foods, wine and music
Dislikes: Injustice, Chinese food and things prettier then him
For as good looking as he is Leo is not at all that vain or narcissistic. In life he was a family man with a wife but lost her to an accident of which he was not at fault. In the end only his good friend could help him and the two set out on a crusade of sorts, both seeking redemption and a better world. In the end they failed and both of them died. That aside I made Leo originally as an excuse to use some French words I picked up in the same way that a lot of Fanfiction use Japanese. Leo is survived by his son but the two didn't got along.
Name: Rosenqueen
Sex: Female
Age: 23
Emotion: determination
Cause of death: Drown
Hobby: Sadoku number puzzles
Likes: Math problems and trying her best
Dislikes: Bills, getting ripped off and being useless.
Don't judge her solely on her hot looks as she is quite the Mathematician and skilled business women. Bit of a cheapskate she not easy parted from her hard earned money. She feels guilty about not being as useful on the front lines like everyone but she trying hard to change that. Her shameful night job was to put on a Prinny suit and hand out fliers as a mascot for the Hamm Circus, she still can live that one down.
-Now to end on something silly-
Laharl and his vasles are happily hanging mistletoe and decking the halls around the Overlords netherworld castle.
Slayzer: Hey Laharl what's with all the holiday decorations, I didn't think you liked this time of year.
Laharl: I may be and Overlord but this is the best time of year for all the bad little boys and girls in the netherworld.
Slayzer: Christmas? I didn't think Christianity got that big in hell.
Laharl: No fool, Solstice! Solstice is the time of darkness when the spirits of evil and darkness hunt the land of the living!
Etna: Bad demon children also get presents on that day.
Laharl: Yes nothing like good old greed. So anyway do you all sing along us with us in a Solstice carol.
"The Twelve days of Solstice"
On the first day of Solstice,
My Overlord took from me
A skull in dead oak tree.
On the second day of Solstice,
my Overlord took from me
Two Succubus,
And a skull in a dead oak tree.
On the third day of Solstice,
my Overlord took from me
Three demon vassals,
Two Succubus,
And a skull in a dead oak tree.
On the fourth day of Solstice,
my Overlord took from me
Four screaming souls,
Three demon vassals,
Two Succubus,
And a skull in a dead oak tree.
On the fifth day of Solstice,
my Overlord took from me
Five golden swords,
Four screaming souls,
Three demon vassals,
Two Succubus,
And a skull in a dead oak tree.
On the sixth day of Solstice,
my Overlord took from me
Six Cait Sith Playing,
Five golden swords,
Four screaming souls,
Three demon vassals,
Two Succubus,
And a skull in a dead oak tree.
On the seventh day of Solstice,
my Overlord took from me
Seven prinnies exploding,
Six Cait Sith a-Playing,
Five golden swords,
Four screaming souls,
Three demon vassals,
Two Succubus,
And a skull in a dead oak tree.
On the eighth day of Solstice,
my Overlord took from me
Eight Zombies pukeing,
Seven prinnies exploding,
Six Cait Sith a-Playing,
Five golden swords,
Four screaming souls,
Three demon vassals,
Two Succubus,
And a skull in a dead oak tree
On the ninth day of Solstice,
my Overlord took from me
Nine Witches casting,
Eight Zombies pukeing,
Seven prinnies exploding,
Six Cait Sith a-Playing,
Five golden swords,
Four screaming souls,
Three demon vassals,
Two Succubus,
And a skull in a dead oak tree.
On the tenth day of Solstice,
my Overlord took from me
Ten Ninjas leaping,
Nine Witches casting,
Eight Zombies pukeing,
Seven prinnies exploding,
Six Cait Sith a-Playing,
Five golden swords,
Four screaming souls,
Three demon vassals,
Two Succubus,
And a skull in a dead oak tree.
On the eleventh day of Solstice,
my Overlord took from me
Eleven Ronin stabbing,
Ten Ninjas a-leaping,
Nine Witches casting,
Eight Zombies pukeing,
Seven prinnies exploding,
Six Cait Sith a-Playing,
Five golden swords,
Four screaming souls,
Three demon vassals,
Two Succubus,
And a skull in a dead oak tree.
On the twelfth day of Solstice,
my Overlord took from me
Twelve Warriors slashing,
Eleven Ronin stabbing,
Ten Ninjas a-leaping,
Nine Witches casting,
Eight Zombies pukeing,
Seven prinnies exploding,
Six Cait Sith a-Playing,
Five golden swords,
Four screaming souls,
Three demon vassals,
Two Succubus,
And a skull in a dead oak tree.
Laharl and all his Vassals: Marry Solstice and terrible New year!
A Date With Destiny