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With dismay Jen looked at her almost finished six foot essay with a sigh she spelt the word volcano

"You spelt that wrong" said Hermione in a very snobbish voice.

"Well, it was supposed to be like that, thank you very much!" replied Jen with her head held high in the air and her lips curled in disgust. Only then to burst out laughing and fall into Ron's lap. Hermione stood up and left in a huff leaving a hysterical Jen, surprised Ron and a confused Harry in her wake.

"Ummmm…. Jen are you okay?" asked Ron with worry in his eyes.

"Oh, yeah." Replied Jen with slightly tinted pink cheeks and quickly got up out of Ron's lap, gathered her stuff and ran out the room with a mumbled excuse. Jen ran into "The batman cave" (the girls rooms) to find Nadia finishing the last of her homework.

"Where is Kelsey?" asked Jen

Nadia glanced up from her book with a glassy eyed look.

"Hmm?"

"Kelsey!" Nadia looked dazed for a minute still before turning back to her book.

"I dunno. She was yelling a bunch of stuff. Kinda tuned her out." Jen rolled her eyes and threw Nadia an agitated look.

"Do you remember anything she said at all!" Nadia looked up.

"Something about bored…Draco…a lot of calling out my name…more bored…and something about dungeons. And those …um ... HISSSS." With this she made dramatic hand motions like a snake.

"Snake? As in Slytherin?"

"Oh…" Nadia looked into the fire confused. "Right…that's it." Jen looked at Nadia as though she was crazy.

"Are you on something?" Nadia didn't reply but just made like she was smoking an imaginary cigarette.

"Double meaning..." Said Jen before exiting the batman cave and going to find food.

MEANWHILE IN THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM

(An: Draco has forgiven Kelsey and they are now good friends!)

Draco and Kelsey were having a conversation, their foreheads touching and whispering quietly. Pansy was sitting by the fire staring at Kelsey with murder in her eyes and had been for the past two hours. (An: obsession much!) Pansy got up still staring at Kelsey's head and tapped her on the shoulder. Kelsey looked up and asked

"What do you want?"

"You whore, Draco is MINE!" Pansy all but yelled at Kelsey

Kelsey looked at Draco and replied "I was talking about Quidditch with the lovely Draco here. SAVE A BROOM, RIDE A SEEKER!"

"EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE A WHORE AND YOU JUST PROVED IT!" Pansy yelled. Kelsey was on her feet in the blink of an eye and punched Pansy square in the nose. She heard the satisfying crunch of bones under her hands. Then sat back down beside Draco. Draco looked at Kelsey with shock written all over his face.

"Why did you do that?" Draco asked

"Cause she is a fucker" Kelsey replied looking Draco in the eyes, then stood up and left a stunned Draco in her wake and a crying Pansy.

"Wait," yelled Draco after her "did you mean that?"

"What?" asked Kelsey?

"The stuff about quidditch."

"Oh, that yeah. Why?" Kelsey asked with curiosity in her eyes

"Ummm…Do you want to do something this weekend at Hogesmade with me?" Draco stuttered out.

"Totally, see you around Draco." Kelsey replied gave him a hug and walked out of the common room into the hall. Draco fell on the floor in a heap and gave a sigh of relief; he missed seeing Kelsey doing a happy jig up the stairs to the batman cave.

BACK TO JEN…. AND THE FOOD FINDING MISSION.

"Where the hell is the kitchen in this place?" Jen grumbled as her stomach answered back with a heart felt plea. She felt ready to explode at anyone who touched her at this very moment. She hadn't eaten all day, and by now she was a little bit more than cranky.

"Hey Jen!" came a voice from the far off hall. Jen growled and turned to find Ron standing behind her. He looked happy and blushing, and was breathing heavily as though he had just run from somewhere.

"You okay Ron? You look kind of…tired…" Ron blushed violently, which Jen thought looked funny with his red hair and hid a smile behind her hand.

"Me? Uh...no. Just-"Just then both their stomachs growled simultaneously. Ron and Jen looked at each other before both of them started laughing rather embarrassed.

"I'm guessing you'd like to know where the kitchen is?" asked Ron. Jen's stomach growled once more as she replied,

"No…You think?" Ron laughed and started walking down the hall, motioning for Jen to follow him. She did so quickly and they started speed walking down the hall. This eventually led to a run down the hall, and eventually a mad sprint towards what looked to be a dead end with a portrait hanging on the wall.

Jen decided to speed things up a bit and used just a pinch of her powers to speed up. The portraits flew by in brilliant colors, Ron whizzed by leaving a trail of red in her vision before she slammed right into the portrait.

Jen saw stars as she looked up towards the ceiling.

"Ow..." Ron kneeled beside Jen, quickly bringing her to an upright position.

"Jen! Bloody hell-are you alright?" Jen rubbed her head. Vampiric blood cured fatal stab wounds, and bullet wounds but it can't stop one simple bump on the head, she thought. She growled again as her hunger pains were increasing, especially after that sprint, and managed to get up with Ron's help.

"Please, just get me in the kitchen…So...hungry…" Ron laughed and reached for the pear in the painting. Jen stared off confused as he tickled the pear.

"What the hell are you doing? Foood!" she yelled still holding her stomach. Ron glanced over his shoulder and said,

"Calm down, look." Just then the painting swung wide open revealing house-elves running around a table filled to the brim with every food imaginable to the human brain. (A.n. HAHA JENS A VAMPIRE!) Ron turned around about to say something when Jen tackled him to the ground, jumped up, and dived into the table with unlimited vigor. She glanced up to see Ron on the ground with a dumbfounded look on his face staring at her like she was a spider!

"Wha?" Jen tried to say around a mouthful of food.

"Uh…You…wait- What?" Ron tried to get a sentence out only to say,

"You eat like me!" Silence rang in the kitchen besides the occasional crunch of food. Jen swallowed a mouthful of mash potatoes.

"What! I'm hungry!" she replied defensively as Ron got up to join her in a feast.

ONE HOUR LATER

We enter the scene to see both our companions on the floor, holding bloated stomachs with blissful looks. Ron looked over at Jen with a very sneaky look on his face. (A.n. think Fred and George.) He quickly reached for a handful of mashed potatoes and hurled them at Jen's head. Jen let out an ear piercing scream before grabbing some ammo of her own and chucking it at Ron's face. That, my friends, was the start of one of Hogwart's greatest food fights.

IN THE RAVENCLAW COMMONROOM.

Nadia was pinning Lucy to the ground and screaming in her face.

"I can deal with the insults and the screaming but you just destroyed my essay I have been working on for five hours FOR PROFFESSOR SNAPE" grabbing her throat and squeezing. She never felt right about Lucy, it was something in her blood. Lucy looked up to see red, demonic eyes staring down at her. Just then Professor Flitwick walked in the common room on the scene.

"Girls, GIRLS BEAK IT UP!"

Nadia looked up and growled at the Professor before turning back to her prey. Fangs elongated inside her mouth, well Lucy tried to scream but only a squeak came out. Thinking what in the world is this girl and I better live to find out.

"I SAID BREAK IT UP!" Flitwick tried to gain control over the situation. Nadia's head slowly turned up to stare at him with an enraged gaze. She got up with unnatural grace, the air seeming to swirl around the room at a greater speed. Lucy tried to crawl off but her body seemed immobile, not listening to her commands. She started to freak out but it was nothing compared to the panic that seized her mind at Nadia's next words.

"I suggest, Professor," she drawled seeming to glide towards him, "that you do not disturb me when I'm trying to teach someone a lesson." Flitwick fumbled for his wand in terror trying to contact Dumbledore. Nadia was there in a matter of seconds holding onto his wand hand. He stared up into her blood red eyes as she smirked,

"Tsk tsk, Professor. I expected more from someone of your status." Flitwick's eyes rolled into his head as he fainted. Nadia rubbed her hands off her robes as if she touched something dirty.

"Now, as for my lesson." She swooped onto her knees beside Lucy's frozen body reaching for her neck.

"Nadia?" came a voice. Lucy watched as Nadia's fangs seemed to shrink and her eyes were down to a pink tint. She looked down to see Lucy in a confused terror and snatched her hands away. The common room was silent as all the students stared on in shock from the door.

Nadia covered her face with her hands and rocking back and forth. She felt a comforting hand on her back and a voice whispered into her ear.

"Come with me. It's alright." As she was pulled up and escorted out of the common room, past the whispers and glances. She looked up to see a face surrounded with messy black hair. The last thing that Nadia saw was a pair of piercing green eyes staring down at her with understanding.

BACK TO KELSEY

Hmmm thought Kelsey, I don't want to go to the batman cave; I may as well go to library and learn more about my self. As she turned around and walked to the library.

"Hey Mrs. Prince, are the vampire books in here?" Kelsey asked

"Third shelf in, near the end. Have fun dear."

"Thanks!" Kelsey walked to the designated spot and found five books on vampires. She picked up the first one and looked in the index.

"Blood… friends…royalty…sires… AND MATES!" Kelsey yelled as she sat down and turned to the page.

"Ok…five if humans…one if magical creature! OH SHIT!" and Kelsey was gone in a flash to the batman cave, never even checking out the book. Leaving behind a fuming Mrs. Prince, yelling after her.