Disclaimer We don't own it! So don't sue! We're a pair of broke teenagers! THESE CHARACTERS ARE NOT MARY SUES. THEY DO NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH EITHER JACK OR WILL (such a shame...) SO IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THAT KIND OF STORY, YA WON'T FIND IT HERE! Sorry, mates!
Plot Two girls wuite literally fall out of the sky at Captain Jack's feet and finds them to be entwined in his past more deeply than they know... (set during the Curse of the Black Pearl)
Prologue
"What do we have for lunch?" Arlen asked.
"The usual, Arlen." Liash relied, digging through her backpack. "Fruit by the foot, lemonade, sandwich, Fritos, and Nutter Butter Peanut Butter bits."
"NUTTERBUTTERPEANUTBUTTERBITES!" Arlen squealed, eating her very sour apple sauce.
"But not until lunch." Liash warned.
"Li I have the pirate song stuck in my head!" she whined. Liash slapped her forehead.
"Which one!" she groaned.
"Uh, uh, uh, uh..." Arlen stammered. "He's A Pirate." she whined more. Together they began to sing the beat of the song. They began to get carried away with it getting louder and louder. Things began to swirl around and around and around them...
SLAM! They hit the deck with frightening force.
"OWWWWW!" they screamed.
"My arm! Liash howled.
"My a-" Arlen stopped mid-word and stared at the man next to them. She blinked rapidly and then turned to Liash.
"It's raining women." the man noted sarcastically before diving gracefully into the water.
"Was that-" Arlen started.
"Captain-" Liash continued.
"JACK SPARROW?" they cried as one. They turned to one another, "PINCH ME!" They screamed, pinching each other. "OW!"
"Guess not!" said Liash weakly.
"What do we do now?" Arlen squeaked.
"Follow the Captain!" Liash cried courageously.
Without thinking they dove into the water. Arlen immediately began to sink because of her numerous binders. With a yelp she began to tread the water furiously in an attempt to stay above. Captain Jack gave them a funny look as he swam by with a woman in his arms. He threw her on deck and unceremoniously yanked them out of the water and threw them next to her.
"What were we thinking?" gasped Liash.
"We WEREN'T thinking!" Arlen growled.
"Sorry but I wanted to go for a swim!" Liash defended.
"With our backpacks?" Arlen dryly asked.
"Good excursive" Liash cried. They froze and stared at each other.
"OUR LUNCHES!" They screamed, throwing their backpacks off and rummaging through them. As they pulled them out, the bottoms fell through and all the their food spilled out.
"Aw shit." Arlen groaned. The woman looked at them, appalled.
"Excuse me," she said in an English accent. "But why are you wearing men's clothes and speaking men's language?
"What?" Liash asked, clearly confused. They froze, feeling their necks prickle.
"Uhhhhh... I think they're all staring at us." Arlen squeaked. Slowly they turned, widening their eyes and mouths falling open when they saw al the guards behind them. They gulped.
"Hahahahahaha, hi?" they laughed nervously. Suddenly a guard cried out.
"THERE HE GOES!" He cried pointing after the fleeing Jack Sparrow. While their eyes, and rifles, were on the escaping pirate, Liash and Arlen began to sneak away, towards Will's blacksmith shop. Unfortunately, Arlen's backpack was full of water, as were both of their shoes, so with every step they took the guards heard SLOSH, SLOSH, SLOSH! They didn't begin to pursue them though for their eyes were on a black-sailed ship sailing into harbor...