All Right... This was suppose to be the part two of Five Things That Never Happened to Ozai... but I decide it didn't fit. :P
...and being very bored or what not, I have decided to add it to Avatar: Insane Drabbles of DOOM!.
Title: Nevers and Wills of a AU Ozai.
Word count: 458
Warnings: Hints of Zutara, Iroh/Jun, and Zula/Jet! And just plain crazyness.
Few things Ozai will never do, again... sometimes, and what he will do.
He will never ever again trust a cunning, backstabbing, little 'monkey face', and it's(He doesn't think it deserve to be call by it's real gender) family for they exile Ozai and his family, took his throne from him, and almost kill his son!
He will have the 'monkey face' and his family die in the most slowest and painful death he can think of.
He will never walk in on his brother getting it... again...
He will wonder what he ever did to see that and try to stab his eyes out with something pointy, if his son and daughter stop taking them away from him...
He will never burn/abuse/maim his son and daughter.
He will kill anyone that try burn/hurts/maim/to kill his son and daughter with much burnage Er... I mean flames of rage.
He will never ask how in the heck his brother and that bounty hunter named Jun became a item...
He will find out if there was a matchmaker between them and kill that word beep out.
He will never really try to wonder how a 12 Er... 112 year old kid is the savor of the world.
He will be annoy that he had a moment of insanity to join the kid in learning how bend all the elements.
He will never join his brother in saying "When will I have grand-something?" to Zuko and that Waterbender girl named Katara.
He will be a matchmaker between Zuko and Katara, secretly, and see how far this relationship will go.
He will never burn his brother's tea, sure Iroh's face was amusing for a bit, but the pain isn't worth it.
He will drink tea with his brother and try not to burn the tea.
He will never be evil to the spirits, and so.. will not die the death of that poor idiot, who was be evil to the spirits.
He will be nice to the spirits.
He will never cheer when his son kiss the Waterbender girl.
He will smirk to himself and plan to tease his son when Zuko does kiss Katara.
He will never play matchmaker between the Avatar... Er... Aang and some girl.
He will dare Iroh/Zuko/someone else to be matchmaker and watch the fun... Er.. chaos, for playing matchmaker once is enough for the former Fire Lord.
He will never allow his daughter to fall in love/marry that man named Jet... damnit.
He will tell his daughter that the man she like wants to freaking kill them, even if they are kinda of former Fire Nation nobles.(Though, he is going to sure to fix that.)
More grammar mistakes... /sigh I hope I will get better someday. :P (Though, people have been saying I am getting better. o.o)