Here it is! Chapter two. I forgot this in chapter one: I own only Marie! Everyone else belongs to Sega/SonicTeam/the Japanese! Enjoy!

Much later, I mean Much later, I mean Much MUCH later...

"Get on with it!" Amy yelled at the authoress who was also the narrator.

Anyway, a while later, Metaru had taken Amy to Eggman's rundown shack of a base.Amy was flailing madly, as though she was a timid child first learning to swim.

"Eggman, why are you so cheap?" Metaru yelled as he entered through the broken/fallen door. "You can't even keep a good base!"

"Shut up Metal Sonic!" Eggman called back from across the base. "You're not supposed to talk until Sonic the Movie!"

"I'll shut up when I'm good and ready!" Metaru retorted. "... Punk, thinks he can control me..."

"PUT ME DOWN YOU ROBOT SONIC CREEP!" Amy screamed as she continued to flail.

"Who's voice was that?" Eggman asked as he began running to Metaru and Amy from the other side of the base.

"The bait for Sonic, you stupid fool!" Metal yelled.

Amy pictured herself as Sonic bait. However, in her twisted mind, she was a worm and Sonic was a big, hungry fish.

"YOU'RE GONNA MAKE SONIC EAT ME?" Amy asked fairly loudly.

"No you idiot!" Metal explained. "We're going to take you to a place called Metalic Madness and tie you to a very large pole!"

"Will I be toward the top or the bottom of this pole?" Amy asked.

"Why does it matter?" Metaru asked.

"I can't be near the top of the pole, I'm claustrophobic!" Amy explained loudly (and fairly stupidly).

"But, what does claustrophobia have to do with heights?" the sapphire robot asked. "And, where is the large idiot?"

Elsewhere in the base, Eggman was still attempting to run. However, he was running so slow that a decrepit old human with a broken leg and a low calcium level could beat him in a race. In ten minutes, he had moved three inches.

"I gotta start working out." Eggman gasped as he stopped to catch his breath (wich was now running around the room wildly). "Breath, come back to me!"

Metaru, who had just read the above paragraph, stared in shock and confusion. "... I'm not organic, but isn't it impossible for your breath to literaly escape from you?" he asked.

Marie began to poke Metaru's head over and over... and over... and over... and over... and over... and-

"I GET THE POINT, YOU WANT TO POKE ME!"Metaru yelled. "BUT IT'S GETTING ON MY COLD, HARD, ROBOTIC NERVES!"

Marie began to laugh to herself. "You're so cute when you want to throw me off of a building!" she squealed.

"Throw you off of a building?" Metaru asked. "That's not a bad idea..."

"Well anyway, I'm not to let you escape!" Metaru declared.

"I'll bet Sonic is on his way to save me right now!" Amy declared

At that very moment in the fabric that we call time, Sonic was in Collision Chaos screaming "I LOVE PINBALL!" Basicaly, he was goofing off and being foolish.

Eventualy, Eggman had given up on running and hopped in his Eggwalker only to discover... "This hasn't been invented yet!"

But no one cares about that stupid idiot anyway. Not even his own creations!

"Got that right, authoress!" Metaru agreed.

"Robot Sonic person thing, can you please put me down now?" Amy asked. "You've been holdong me for over an hour."

"So?" Metaru asked. "You're light and I'm not in any pain. Although, I can't really feel pain..."

"Sonic will come to save me!" Amy randomly shouted, almost knocking Metaru over as she did so.

Meanwhile, Sonic had gotten to Tidal Tempest.

"I like the music here!" Sonic explained to no one. (OMG, he's crazy!) "I'm gonna stay close to the goal post and wait the full nine minutes and fifty nine seconds... Per act! And I'll go as slow as possible on the boss because he's so fun and easy! Although, I keep getting this nagging feeling that I'm supposed to rescue someone... Oh Well!"

Yeah Amy, Sonic will be back really soon...

"Well, he's on zone three..." Amy muttered. "How many zones are there again?"

"Seven." Metaru explained. "There are seven zones and seven special stages with UFO's"

"Well, he'll be here eventualy..." Amy sighed as she tried to remain hopeful. "I swear, somewhere, someday, my love and hopeful devotion to Sonic will be my downfall."

"You... speak... smart..." Metaru said as his robotic brain began to spark.

"Wait a second, Marie, what's the point of this story?" a certain sapphire robot asked.

"Uhm... YOU SHALL ALL ENTERTAIN ME!" Marie answered hyperly.

"Hey, we're not your servants!" Sonic objected.

Sonic was suddenly in a butler outfit due to the power of me being the authoress.

"You were saying?" Marie asked slyly.

"Sonic will be here eventualy!" Amy declared.

"Stop following hopeful wishes!" Metaru yelled.

Sonic had gotten to Quartz Quadrent. He was standing in between two time posts. One was labled Future whill the other was labled Past. He was poking each one, one after the other, over and over...

"To the future, to the past, to the future, to the past" Sonic almost chanted. "Woah, this is fun! I could stay here forever!"

Amy and Metaru (who somehow had seen what Sonic was doing) stared in shock.

"Well, he'll eventualy get bored and come for me..." Amy sighed. "I just hope that happens in this LIFETIME!"

"BWAHAHA!" Metaru laughed. "Now that Sonic is distracted and Eggman's still not here, I will defy my master and TAKE OVER THE WORLD! A- HA HA!"

"UM?" Amy asked, staring widely at Metaru in utter confusion.

"Hunh?" Metaru asked. "I'm not planning to defy my master and take over the world, no I'm not, it didn't even cross my mind, why are you staring at me, STOP TALKING!" he said all in on breath. (Even though he's a robot)

"But... I wasn't talking." Amy objected.

"... SILENCE! I AM YOUR RULER!" Metaru yelled.

Amy then pictured Metaru as a stick with numbers on it. She giggled, wich caused Metaru to set her down and back away.

"This fic is deranged!" Amy yelled. "I quit!"

"Me too!" Sonic and Metaru agreed as all three of them walked away.

Marie and Eggman just stood there, staring at them all.

"Well, at least you're faithful..." Marie sighed.

"Actualy, I'm only here because Sonic told me that there would be free food." Eggman admitted.

"You suck..." Marie sighed.

Due to loss of actors, I am unable to continue this fic! If anyone out there actualy reads this, send me fan characters now! ... Please?