Disclamer: ...God have mercy on Avatar characters if I did own Avatar: The Last Airbender...

Note! This drabble make fun of Mary Sues... if for some reason, it annoy you and you decide to flame me... I will use the flames to set something on fire. :P

Now, to the drabble!

Title: Ozai Isn't Amuse at All.
Word Count: 646-ish(WORDY! WEEEE!)
Warnings: Plain insanity, blood, and a good reason why I shouldn't(or should) write when I am sick, it make me write crack. :P
Challenge: #44, Ye Olde Cliche (this time with disco!)

A/N: I was going to try something else, but I decided to try to finish off the Cliches for the Mary Sues that sleepygeeky(from LJ and at theavatar100) started. :p

I wonder if I should poke fun at the spelling of the fanfics as well... Hm...

Yes, I know I named her Mary Sue, it was either that or Yumi Baka (AKA making funny of the people, who use Fangirl Japanese names in their stories. :p)

...Yeah, I know, I made up a new "---"-bending, but it was either from the fact I am insane or I felt like poking fun at the "OMG! I CAN DO "---"-BENDING. Im the greatst, lolololol!" like thing. :p

From the flames around his throne, Ozai stared at the guard, who was holding up a another guard that was crying his eyes out and rambling about how much his eyes burn.

"What?", asked the Fire Lord, who didn't believe what he heard.

The guard, who was holding the other, replied, "He not speaking in full sentences, but from what I gather, there is a girl here that call herself the "All-powerful Avatar" and that she had bright green hair and bright green eyes that change color with her emotion."

Before Ozai could reply back, the door to the throne room was opened, a young girl with bright green hair and bright green eyes walked in, she was wearing a low-cut red dress with golden dragons designs on the front and back, she had hair that reach to her knees. There were many faces of 'What in the name of Agni is that thing?', 'What the hell?', and Ozai took one glance at her and decided that she will not make out this room alive.

He growled out at to her, "Who are you?"

She said cheerfully to Fire Lord Ozai as her eye color change to pink, "I am Mary Sue the avatar and I am master of Fire-bending, Water-bending, Earth-bending, Air-bending, War and Peace-bending, Thunder-bending, Shadow-bending, Light-bending, Beast-bending, Ice-bending, and Mind-bending. I'm here to kill you Fire Nation Fire Lord!"

There were cries of 'Thunder-bending? How can you bend sound?', 'War and Peace-bending? What the heck? How can you do that?', 'Don't Water-bending cover Ice-bending?', '...But, there is only four elements!', '...So, you bend minds, riiiight.', 'Fire Nation Fire Lord? Wha..?', '...I thought that there is only one Avatar and that one is a male Airbender."

Ozai blinked and scowled at her, he remarked, "And why do you want to kill me for? I don't remember doing anything to you." He got off his throne and started to walk over to her.

She,with her eyes changing to dark blue, started to do a monologue about him killing her parents when she was six, she had to steal to live, she cried when the day of her parents' death come, she found out that she was the most powerful Avatar when she was ten, she would forgive him if he give his son's hand in marry to her, she -

Ozai, who was sure he never killed her parents and wished to thank whoever did kill them, interrupted the insane girl and said with dangerously calm, "You miss your parents?"

She blinked and said, "Yes."

Ozai smirked evilly and drawled out, "I can have you meet your parents..."

Mary Sue looked at him with white eyes, "You mean you can? How?"

Ozai stabbed his arm through her stomach and smirked, he laughed evilly, "This way! I will sent you to them!", he took out his hand and continued, "I will rip you apart and burn the pieces!"

--1

The scene after this was censored, so... look at this cute little kitten, look at it's eyes, and be happy!

Small print: and let the kitten claim your soul!

--1

Ozai stood in puddle of blood and gore, he was cover in blood and smirked insanely evil, the guards stared in shock as he lit the pieces of the girl's body on fire.

Guard's comments on the scene were the following: "...That was little overkill...", "YES! THE THING IS DEAD!", "Did he really have to tear her apart?", "Holy...", "...So much about being the 'All-powerful Avatar'...", "I still want to know how you can bend War and Peace!"

Mary Sue come to the Spirit world, the spirits send her to meet Koh.

I bet you can guess what happened next, right?