Disclaimer: ...The day I own Avatar: The Last Airbender is the day the world ends.
Title: Place Your Bets! (What?)
Author: renuki/Veglma
Words: 266
Warnings: Just dialog of strange-ness
o.o, and spoilers for "Bitter Work"!
Challenge: #51 Sarcasm
A/N: ...o.O ...This is strange, I just wrote a drabble WITH just about dialog. o.o
Italic is the Fire Spirit.
Bold is the Earth Spirit.
Air Spirit is underline.
Water Spirit is normal.
Italic and Bold is Fire and Earth
Spirits speaking the same word at the same time.
"...Did he just..?"
"Promise to not to eat meat and not to use sarcasm when he finally get out? Yes."
"15 gold on him breaking it as soon as he get out!"
"You on, I raise the bet to 30!"
"I hope you are ready to lose that gold."
"Bah! I will win this bet, fire pansy!"
"Hey! H-"
"Um... you do know that in the spirit world THERE is no need for gold and we don't even have any gold at all here, Fire Spirit and Earth Spirit?"
"So?"
"Sigh Do I have to say this again? The-"
"Aha, save your breath, Air, they aren't going to listen to you."
"But, Water Spirit..."
"No, buts."
Later,
"DAMN YOU! YOU JUST HAD TO USE SARCASM, YOU DAMN WARRIOR OF THE WATER TRIBE!"
"..Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"...Earth Spirit? You do know it just gold, and we don't need it at all?"
"Air Spirit, shut it!"
"..."
"Male pride at it finest..."
"Oh, shut it, Water Spirit."
"...Aha, come on, Earth Spirit, it was just 30 gold pieces..."
"You will RUB it in my face until the end of time."
"No, I will not! I will only rub it in your face for a bit!"
"...Yeah, right..."
"..."
"What with the confuse face, Air?"
"...What is male pride?"
"..."
"...Please, tell me you are just using sarcasm..."
"Sarcastic Wow, the master of knowledge is asking such a simple question that she-"
"Hey...! It was a reasonable question!"
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight."
"Oh, thank you for agreeing, Mister Wit..."
"..."
"..."
"...Where in the heck did you learn how to do a good comeback?"
"Not telling."