Chapter 3: Meeting The Barones
Vinny pays Joey and Tony three thousand dollars each in cash to leave him alone with Lorraine. When Lorraine gets there they watch a movie. Then after the movie they start to make out on the couch. Then someone walks in the front door and turns on the light.
"Holy Crap!" Vinny's Uncle Frank said as he walked in.
"What is it Frank?" Marie asked as she walked in.
"Vinny's making out with a hot little number." Frank told her.
"Vinny, who are these people?" Lorraine asked him.
"These people are people who shouldn't be here especially tonight." Vinny replied.
"But, Vinny it's Friday night. We always come over here Friday night and stay until tomorrow morning." Marie answered.
"Marie, we can go home after we eat." Frank said to her.
"It's all right. Lorraine these are my Uncle Frank and Aunt Marie." Vinny said introducing his aunt and uncle to Lorraine.
"Hello Dear." Marie said to her.
"Hi." Lorraine replied.
"Vinny this one's a keeper. I'll trade ya your hot girlfriend for the old lady." Frank said to him.
"No thanks Uncle Frank." Vinny responded.
"Vinny, where is your bathroom?" Lorraine asked him.
"Upstairs third down on the left Darling." Frank told her.
"He should know he spends most of his time in that room." Marie said to her.
Lorraine goes to use Vinny's bathroom.
"I don't like her." Marie told Vinny.
"You just met her." Vinny replied.
"I still don't like her. Vinny she's very beautiful but, she only loves you for your money." Marie told him.
"Aunt Marie, we're only going out it's not like I'm going to ask her to marry me just after three dates." Vinny told her.
"I would." Frank then told him.
"Aunt Marie, just give her a chance." Vinny pleaded with her.
Lorraine comes back downstairs.
"Marie, get that manicotti and lets eat." Frank said to her.
"That's a good idea Frank. Maybe after eating a great dinner people will come to their senses." Marie said as she went to go get the manicotti.
"Vinny, what did she mean when she said 'people will come to their senses.' ?" Lorraine asked him.
"She's old she just rambles on about nothing." Vinny lied to her.
Robert and Amy walk in.
"Hey everybody." Robert said as he walked in.
"Hi everyone." Amy greeted them.
"Vinny, more people just walked in." Lorraine said to him.
"That's my favorite cousin Robert and his wife Amy." Vinny told her.
Robert and Amy walk into the kitchen where everyone else is.
"Hi guys." Vinny said as he greeted them.
Vinny hugs Amy then shakes Roberts hand.
"This is my girlfriend Lorraine." Vinny said to them.
Robert stares at Lorraine. Amy elbows him.
"Hi I'm Robert and this is my very beautiful bride Amy." Robert said to her.
"Nice recovery." Vinny said to him.
They sit down to eat. After dinner they start to talk.
"Where's Ray and everyone else?" Vinny asked them.
"He had work." Marie told him.
"In other words he didn't want to come." Robert then said to him.
"I was wondering why it was so peaceful at dinner." Vinny replied.
"It was nice without him tonight." Robert then said.
Vinny walks Lorraine to her car.
"I'm sorry about tonight." Vinny apologized.
"It's all right. Your family is interesting." Lorraine told him.
"You mean weird, right? It's okay you can say it." Vinny said to her.
"Maybe alittle weird. Like your cousin Robert touching his food to his chin, or your Uncle Frank unzipping his pants after dinner when we sat down, or your Aunt Marie asking me all these questions." Lorraine explained.
"I'll call you tomorrow." Vinny said to her.
"I'll be waiting." Lorraine replied as she kissed him goodnight.
Vinny walks back into his house.
"She's not the one for you." Marie said to him again.
"Marie leave the kid alone, he has a hot young girlfriend." Frank told her.
"How old is Lorraine anyway?" Marie then asked Vinny.
"Eighteen." Vinny replied.
"That's my nephew." Frank said to him patting him on the back.
"She's still just a teenager. Isn't she alittle immature for you?" Marie then asked Vinny.
"Ma, Vinny is only dating her it's not like he's going to marry her." Robert said to her.
"At least not at this moment." Vinny said to them.
"You're seriously thinking about asking this girl to marry you?" Robert then asked him.
"In the future. Like a few months from now if we make it that far." Vinny said to them.
Marie just looks at him.
"Aunt Marie, she's smart, beautiful, funny and has a good sense of humor." Vinny said to her.
"You need a wife with a good sense of humor. With the way you act at times." Robert said to him.
"So, what if I act like I'm thirteen at times?" Vinny asked him.
"You're six years older then her." Marie said to him.
"I know." Vinny told her.
"How did you meet her?" Frank then asked him.
"Tim set us up on a blind date." Vinny replied.
"Your cousin Tim, the gay one?" Frank then asked him.
"Yeah." Vinny replied.
"I need to ask him to set me up on a blind date." Frank then said to them.
"She would need to be blind to go out with you." Marie said to him.
"I'm going to bed. I'll see you guys tomorrow." Vinny said as he went up to bed.
Robert and Amy follow him up to one of his guest rooms. (Actually Vinny has a mansion not a house. He has a master bedroom with a master bathroom. He has twenty guest rooms, ten guest bathrooms and a hug backyard.) Marie and Frank go to bed. The next day they leave. Vinny calls Lorraine and they're having dinner at Lorraine's apartment.