Chapter 4: King Of Pranks

Vinny gets to Lorraines apartment for dinner and she's on the phone with someone.

"I got to go. My boyfriend's here. No, Sarah I'm not letting you talk to him. I'm not letting any of you talk to him. Tell Mom and Dad I miss them. Love you too. Bye." Lorraine said as she hung up her phone.

"Why didn't you let me talk to them?" Vinny asked her.

"Because I know my sister Sarah will ask you alot of questions." Lorraine replied.

"And I would answer everyone of them." Vinny replied.

"Sarah is known as The Boyfriend Killer." Lorraine told him.

"And how old is she?" Vinny then asked her.

"She's fourteen." Lorraine replied.

"I'm not afraid of a fourteen year old girl." Vinny said with a laugh.

"She set someone on fire. And soaked their underwear in meat." Lorraine told him.

"She's a pryo?" Vinny then asked her.

"She only set his pants on fire." Lorraine then said.

"But, she's a pyro?" Vinny asked again.

"She's not a pryomaniac." Lorraine told him.

She puts dinner on the table.

"What the fuck is that?" Vinny asked her.

"That is dinner." Lorraine replied.

Vinny takes a bite out of the food and it crunches.

"That's not suppose to crunch." Vinny said as he spat out his food into his napkin.

"Mine crunches." Lorraine then told him.

"Lorraine spaghetti isn't suppose to crunch. I'm Italian I know these things." Vinny told her.

"Stop complaining and eat it." Lorraine said to him.

"I'm not eating that. And the sauce taste like it came from a jar." Vinny then stated.

"It's Ragu." Lorraine told him.

"No self respecting Italian would eat pasta sauce from a jar. They make their own sauce." Vinny told her.

"What are you doing?" Lorraine asked him as he got up from the table.

"I'm going to make a real Italian meal for us." Vinny told her as he threw his plate away.

Vinny makes spaghetti that doesn't crunch with a nice butter and garlic marinate. He places it in front of Lorraine.

"Take a bite." Vinny said to her.

Lorraine takes a bite of it. "This is better then my Moms." Lorraine said to him.

"Is she Italian?" Vinny then asked her.

"No. Noone in my family is Italian." Lorraine told him.

"I can tell that." Vinny replied.

"How can you tell?" Lorraine then asked him.

"For starters you're too damn thin. If you were Italian you would have some kind of meat on you. Italians love to cook with garlic and olive oil." Vinny told her.

"Not all of them." Lorraine told him.

"Like who?" Vinny then asked her.

"Your cousin Tim." Lorraine answered.

"He's gay. He doesn't count." Vinny then told her.

"It doesn't matter he's still Italian." Lorraine replied with a smile on her face.

"Don't get too excited that you proved me wrong." Vinny said to her.

"Does it happen often?" Lorraine then asked him.

"It happens at least once a day." Vinny told her sarcastically.

Lorraine laughs.

"What's so funny?" Vinny then asked her.

"That sarcastic remark you made." Lorraine told him.

"You knew I was being sarcastic. Not many people can tell." Vinny replied.

"Why not?" Lorraine then asked him.

"I'm not serious at all. I love to be sarcastic. That's why people can't tell when I'm being serious or not because I'm always messing around." Vinny explained.

"In other words you like to have fun." Lorraine then said.

"I love having fun and why not when I have more then enough money a person my age could ever dream of. I also love to play pranks on people." Vinny told her.

"My sister Sarah likes to prank people also." Lorraine then stated to him.

"She's a girl. What kind of evil pranks can a little girl think of?" Vinny asked her.

"You'll see for yourself when you meet her." Lorraine told him.

"I'm shaking in my shoes." Vinny said to her sarcastically.

"You should be." Lorraine said to him.

"Listen here, I'm the King of Pranks. Noone will ever dethrone this king." Vinny told her.

"That's what they all say until someone younger comes along and dethrones them." Lorraine then told him.

"I'm not like any other king in history. I know when I'm beat and admit defeat and that day hasn't come yet." Vinny said to her.

"And that day will come when you meet my sister Sarah." Lorraine told him.

"We'll see." Vinny said to her.

They finish dinner and sit on the couch. They start to kiss and make out on the couch.