Chapter 5: Football Sunday
Vinny and Lorraine fall asleep on the couch together. When Vinny wakes up he looks at the clock and sees it noon. He gets up from the couch in a hurry and wakes Lorraine.
"Vinny, what's wrong?" Lorraine asked him.
"It's Sunday." Vinny explained.
"What's your point?" Lorraine then asked him.
"Sunday from September to February is NFL Sunday." Vinny responded.
Lorraine just stares at him.
"I'll call you tomorrow." Vinny said as he kissed her on the lips.
"What about tonight?" Lorraine then asked him.
"Me, Joey and Tony watch Sunday Night Football. You're welcome to join us if you want." Vinny said to her.
"That sounds fun." Lorraine then said.
"Great, I'll see you tonight around eight." Vinny said as he left her apartment.
Vinny rushes home and gets home in time for the second quarter. He walks into his mansion.
"What took you so long?" Joey asked him.
"I spent the night at Lorraines last night and the traffic was a fucking nightmare." Vinny told them.
"Did you two have a little football game of your own last night?" Tony then asked him.
"Nope." Vinny told him.
"We're your best friends you can tell us." Joey said to him.
"Nothing happened last night." Vinny told them again.
"So, you just fell asleep at her apartment and nothing happened?" Tony then asked.
"We fell asleep on the couch together and nothing happened." Vinny replied.
"That sucks." Joey said to him.
"And she's coming over tonight to watch Sunday Night Football with us." Vinny blurted out.
"Say that again only slower." Tony then told him.
"She's coming over to watch Sunday Night Football with us." Vinny said to them again.
"Are you kidding me?" Joey then asked him.
"No. She wanted us to spend time together tonight and I told her that we watch Sunday Night Football together and I asked her if she wanted to come over tonight and I didn't actually think she would say 'Yes'." Vinny explained.
"If she ruins Sunday Night Football I'll kill you Vinny." Joey told him.
"If she ruins Sunday Night Football I'll kill myself." Vinny replied.
Lorraine comes over and watches Sunday Night Football and is all right for the first few minutes then she starts to get annoying.
"What team is wearing hideous puke green jerseys?" Lorraine asked them.
"That's the Green Bay Fudge Packers and Father Time is there Quarterback." Vinny replied.
"Why did that guy just throw a yellow towel on the gound?" Lorraine then asked him.
"That's a flag. And because the Packers are cheap shoting son of bitches." Vinny then told her.
"Why do you hate that team so much?" Lorraine then asked him.
"I'm a Detroit Lions fan. The Packers are in their divison just like the Minnesota Vikings and Chicago Bears." Vinny then explained.
"My family are big Bears fan." Lorraine told him.
"Lorraine, the game is on." Vinny said to her.
"I can see that." Lorraine replied.
"So, could you please just watch the game and not talk please?" Vinny asked her.
"Are you telling me to shut up?" Lorraine then asked him.
"I'm not saying that. I'm saying that in a polite way." Vinny replied.
"There is no polite way to tell someone to shut up." Lorraine told him.
"I didn't say those two words." Vinny argued.
"But, you implied those two words." Lorraine then told him.
"Lorraine, I didn't tell you to shut up." Vinny told her again.
"Yes, you did." Lorraine then told him.
"No, I didn't." Vinny then told her.
"Vinny, you did." Lorraine said to him.
Joey and Tony get up and and leave to watch the game in peace at a sports bar.
"I can't believe that actually worked." Lorraine said as Joey and Tony left.
"I told you we could be alone tonight if you just did what I told you." Vinny replied.
Lorraine cuddles up with Vinny and they watch Sunday Night Football together.