DO NOT OWN NARUTO

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Sakura woke up with hearing the loud noise of her beeping alarm clock. She lazily got out of bed, seeing that Naruto was still in deep sleep. She lifted her tired body to get ready. Today would be her first day of school at the All Boys Konoha High…

Chapter 2: The First Day

"Okay, Sakumo, I guess I'll be seeing you later!" Naruto ran off to his direction of the class, leaving Sakura and Gaara alone. Gaara hardly spoke to her, he just minded his own business. But he did take a few quick peeks at her from time to time.

"Here's the class" Gaara, his first word to her! They took a seat in the corner near the window, Sakura was getting ready for her homeroom of the school, "Don't even try" She heard him. She took a look at him, a little confused about what he said. Gaara looked back, "Kakashi doesn't come until 20 minutes after second period"

"…Why?"

"That's just the way he is. It's his daily routine, I guess…" The red looked back out of the window, into his own world. Sakura then slowly took out a book to read.

20 minutes later in second period:

"Hey, morning peoples"

"You're late, Kakashi sensei!" All the boys except Sakura and Gaara said in unison.

"As always," The silver haired man smiled through his mask, "Okay umm, oh, we have a new student today… Haruno Sakumo?"

Sakura stood from her seat, "Uh, yes?"

"Ah, there you are. Would you like to say some things about yourself?" Gaara shifted his head towards the new kid.

'Not really…' "Uh, well, I like reading. My specialty as a ninja is controlling chakra… Annnddd… I like to become a medic-nin"

"Thank you, Sakumo" Kakashi gestured her to sit back down. Some boys in the class were whispering with each other before they all paid their attentions back to class.

'God Sakura, now they'll think you're a nerd!' The rest of the way just went on like that: Kakashi teaching, Sakura arguing with herself about her mistakes, and Gaara not speaking to her. So far, this school has not been good to her.

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The bell rang and boys scurried out of their seats to get to their next class. Sakura followed in the back. Gaara laid a hand on her shoulder, "Come, we have Gai next" Sakura nodded and followed.

"Sakumo! Did ya miss me?" Naruto ran right in front of Sakura, she saw his friends coming after.

"Maybe… Uh, this is the fitness… whatever class, right?" Sakura asked and everybody they nodded. She inwardly frowned, she never competed against a boy before. Sure, she could beat a girl any day, but a boy? I don't think so… All she could do right now was to pray that she wouldn't get picked.

"Okay class, lets get ready! Who wants to volunteer today?" The man with thick eyebrows, who appeared to be her teacher, Gai Sensei, asked loudly, but nobody raised their hand, "…I said, WHO WANTS TO VOLUNTEER TODAY?" A little hand perked up from the crowd. Gai gasped and slowly asked, "Is… is that you… Lee?"

"It is, Gai Sensei! And I am ready to pound anybody with all my youth!"

"That's right, youth… YOUTH POWER, LEE!"

"GAI SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

Everybody sweat dropped at the dramatic scene, "Okay now, who wants to compete with Lee here?" Gai asked, happy tears streaming down constantly on his bony cheeks. But again, nobody raised their hands.

"Gai Sensei, I believe they are all to weak for my youth!"

"I think you're right, Lee" Everybody rolled their eyes.

"HEY! I'm not weak against your pathetic youth!" A familiar voice yelled from behind.

"Huh? Who's said that, now?"

"I did, GEJIMAYU!" It was Naruto, his face flushed with anger.

Kiba, Sasuke, and Gaara all gave an 'Oh god' kind of look. Sakura had no idea what was happening. She didn't know who Lee was, but somehow, he already grosed her out with his talk about 'youth'. While Naruto was fighting against Lee, Kiba tapped Sakura on the shoulders, "Hey Sakumo, tomorrow, you want to battle me?" He asked with a canine grin.

Sakura hesitated, she decided that she would never fight in here unless they made her, but other wise, no way, "Um, I don' t think that's a good idea… Kiba…"

Kiba's grin disappeared and his eyes went wide with shock, "What, you scared or something?" He joked.

"Um, no, it's just that… well, I don' think I'll have a chance…" 'I might though! Let me take him!' Inner Sakura got into position, with her fists up. Sakura just ignored it.

"Aw come on, you gotta at least try!"

"Well, um, you see…" Sakura was cut off by a loud cry, she immediately turned her head to see Naruto, his face smashed to the ground.

"Dammit!" Naruto cursed as Lee gave a victory pose, and everyone clapped at their match.

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"Whatever the class, I think lunch will always be my most favorite period!" Naruto cried in joy, as he carried his tray that was full with Abura Soba Pan.

"Lunch isn't a period, idiot" Sasuke mumbled.

"What did you say, Sasuke teme?"

"…Usuratonnkachi…"

"GAAAHHHH! SASUKE KONO YAROU! MAJI KOROSHITEYARUTTEBAYO-!"

'Another fight? Geez…' Sakura rolled her eyes and chose not to watch.

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Fourth Period:

Sakura was in peace. No one was bothering her, and she was learning about her favorite subject, medics.

'I wish every class of mine was like this…' She sighed and out her arms down, only to cause her eraser to fall down. 'Shit' She was about to pick it up until someone beat her to it.

"Here you go," A… woman? Gave her the eraser and with it gave a sweet smile. Sakura's heart skipped a moment. 'Is he a man? Or a woman?' "Oh, sorry, my name is Haku. Nice to meet you"

"Um, I'm Sakumo. I'm new here," The bell rang as they were about to interact to each other. Sakura frowned a bit, "Well, um, I guess I'll see you tomorrow" She looked back at Haku with a sad smile, but she noticed that the seat was empty. Sakura made a face, 'Was I dreaming? Was that guy real…?'

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Fifth Period:

Sakura ran in through the door just as the bell rang, "Hey Sakumo! Over here!" The dog boy's voice was heard from the back. Sakura quickly walked over to him and Sasuke. She slid as she sat on her seat, she never knew her fifth period class was all the way on the other side of the school. She panted and slowly got her oxygen back.

"Hey class. Another day, another jutsu, huh?" An old man with long, white shaggy hair came in. The class all sighed a yes, "Aw, come on now, don't get all depressed, especially when this jutsu is my most favorite one!" The boy's heads shot up, when Jiraiya would say something like that, it usually meant a fun jutsu.

"Okay, so this jutsu, I learned from a specific student of mine. You may all know him; he has blond hair, and looks like an idiot" Everybody's mind all went to Naruto, "Well, this jutsu is called… 'Oiroke no Jutsu'"

"Haha, this is going to be great," Kiba said, grinning widely, along with Sasuke. Sakura just studied the jutsu with her eyes. She had no idea what this jutsu was, she never heard of such a thing.

"Okay, let me show you…" Jiraiya put his hands together and yelled out, "OIROKE NO JUTSU!" A poof of smoke engulfed Jiraiya and he disappeared. The smoke cleared out, and boys started to whistle like crazy. Sakura didn't know what was going on, she couldn't see with all the smoke, and plus, she was all the way in the back.

The smoke eventually cleared out and revealed a naked woman with long white hair. Sakura's eyes widened at the sight. Everybody else was hooting, "O-oh my god!" Sakura said loud enough for Kiba and Sasuke to hear.

"What? What's wrong?" Sasuke asked.

Sakura pointed at the lady, "She's naked for god's sake!" Her whole body trembled with fear and shock. She couldn't handle it, she felt like she was going to explode.

"Yeah? So? That's how Naruto is," Kiba replied calmly.

'How could they be so calm? A naked lady is practically dancing in the class! This is more like a stripper class than the Art of Jutsu class!'

Knowing that Sakura couldn't do anything, she just sat back down and rested her head on the desk. Her moaning went crying throughout the time. She tried to get the annoying noise out of her head, but somehow, it just became louder.

Jiraiya finished with his jutsu and turned back into his normal self, "Okay, so tonight, I want all of you to practice this and present it tomorrow. ALRIGHT?"

"YES, JIRAIYA SENSEI!"

"WHAT?" A whimper came out of Sakura's lips. Not only did she had to see the disturbing scene, but now she had to learn it herself? She banged her head back on the desk even harder. Sasuke and Kiba exchanged glances at each other, wondering what was wrong with Sakumo.

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Sixth period:

'Oh, I am SO happy this is the last period! The day has not been going well lately!' Sakura sat in between Naruto and Kiba, and with Neji in front of her. She didn't actually fully meet this Neji guy yet. Actually, she didn't know how he looked like until now: long black hair with clear white eyes. He could almost be mistaken as a ghost…

'…Actually, he kind of looks like Hinata…'

The door opened as the teacher came in. Sakura raised her head and gasped at the sight. She saw a beautiful woman walk into class. She may just be another 'Oiroke no Jutsu' illusion, but she was still beautiful.

"Sakumo, she's a real woman. She's no jutsu" Kiba said, noticing Sakumo's opened jaw, "Yeah, she the first lady to become a teacher in here. She's pretty and intelligent! Great combo, huh?"

Sakura nodded slowly, "Hello, class. Today we will be learning about the Linear Equations. So I'm passing out some handouts to you. Don't lose them, you can use these on your upcoming test" Kurenai Sensei came across Sakura to give her her handouts. She stopped, looking at the boy dressed Sakura. Kurenai smiled and went on.

School was over for today. Sakura was just about to leave until a voice called out to her. It was Kurenai Sensei. Sakura walked over to her desk, and they didn't talk until everybody left the room, "So, what's your name?"

"H-haruno Sakumo, miss" She blushed and looked down.

Kurenai only smiled, "No, I mean your real name"

Sakura shot her head up to meet her teacher eye to eye. How did she know? "I-I don't know what you're talking about, miss…"

"Oh come on, it's so obvious! You smell all fragrant, and you look cute like a girl… and besides, I'm a woman too, you know" Sakura's eyes opened wide at her experiences. Now that's called a full well known teacher! "So, what's your name?"

"…Haruno Sakura, miss"

"Ah, okay. What are you doing here?"

"I was sent by my previous school's principle to be a spy here for the accidents that has been happening here lately"

"You mean, the serial killer?"

"Yes"

"Did Tsunade send you?"

"Ye- Wh- How did you know?"

"I'm a woman" Her smile was the last thing the pink haired girl saw until her sensei walking out of class.

'……WEIRD……'

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"YESH! THE DAY IS OVER!" Sakura said in joy as she plopped flat on her bed.

'You still have homework to do, you know…' Inner Sakura reminded her.

Sakura rolled her eyes and screamed against the pillow, "GIVE ME A BREAK GODAMMIT!"

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I know I went by some of the classes too fast. I can tell. I wrote it. And 'I'm a woman' also. ………Okay, it sounds stupid when I say it. Haha, until next time! R&R?