DEATH!

By twelve year olds.

A/N: Hi, I'm Sho. My buddy here is Tia. I almost called her Tis HAHAHAHA! I had sugar today, yes, why do you ask?

Disclaimer: We in no way own any branch of Naruto or it's merchandise, or this wouldn't just be a fanfic. No ninjas were hurt too badly in the making of this fanfic.

Sasuke lay on the ground, eyes wide in pain. His mission in the world, in life, was to destroy his enemy...well, actually, it was now. Screw Itachi. The figure, so much taller than he was, stood over him.

"It's time for the end, Sasuke. It's time for you to d–hey, look! A penny!" The lithe blonde girl took off in pursuit of the round shiny, babbling to herself and Sasuke watched in horror. "SHINY IS MY FAVORITE COLOR!" She tackled him, kunai knife to his throat. "ADMIT! YOU'RE WORKING WITH THE PICKLES! STEALING INNOCENT PEOPLES' SOULS!" Sasuke didn't know what to say to that. "Yes, yes, okay." He answered hurriedly.

She backed off, glaring. "SHO!" The crazy girl yelled, adjusting her pink hat. "CAN I KILL HIM?" Another girl lounged on a rock, calmly eating a brownie. "No, you can't, Tia. We're not allowed to kill them. Didn't you read the disclaimer?" This stumped Tia. "Weeeeeellllll, yeah, but we're really in charge..." Sho clapped a hand to her forehead. "Tia, don't kill him and I'll give you c-a-n-d-y." Tia sat on Sasuke, who grunted in response, cocking her head. "What's c-a-n-d-y?" Sho leaned back against the rock. "Oh...candy."

"That white stuff you gave me earlier?"

"No, those are drugs. Go beat up Sasuke."

Which Tia happily did.

RAPIDFIRE QUESTION MODE

"Hello, Sakura." Said Sho, leaning back in a chair, ignoring her crazy friend eating a candy bar next to her.

"What are you doing here?"

Tia smiled. "We're going to torture y–" She had Sho's hand clapped over her mouth promptly.

"None of your business." She grabbed a candy bar from Tia. "Tia! Your turn with the brain!"

Tia frowned. "I like my time away from the brain. It's like a vacation." But still, they seemed to switch, leaving Sho babbling about fanfiction.

"Sakura, who do you like?"

"Sasuke."

"That's not what Kakashi says."

Sakura's jaw hit the floor. "WHAT? I'LL KILL HIM!"

There was a long moment, only to be interrupted by something about "Wally", coming from Sho.

"Who did he say I liked?"

"Ino." Answered Tia simply.

Sakura went bug eyed. "WHAT THE HELL?"

Sho looked over at them. "Be nice, Sakura. After all, Tia wasn't the one who slept with her. Check It says you do."

Tia cleared her throat. "MY section, Sho! Anyway, how long have you known Ino?"

Sakura looked nervous. "Since we were...eight?"

"THAT'S SO CUTE!" Cried Sho. "I can loan you some lesbian ficti–" Tia whacked Sho. "MY FANFIC SECTION!"

"So, you like blondes, huh?"

Sakura looked mightily pissed, "No! I like people with dark hair, like Sasuke."

Tia looked disgusted. "Ew, we're blonde."

Sakura shook her head, mumbling to herself; "Yeah, it shows..."

Sho's head shot up. "Huh?"

Tia glared. "Not you, Sho. Anyway, for the rude comment on dumb blonds, I must announce that dumbs are NOT BLOND!" She grabbed a lever, ready to push it down, but instead pulled it up. "Sho? Come help me with this."

Five minutes into the future, after two blondes attempt to work a simple machine.

"AHA!" Cried Tia, pushing down the lever and sending Sakura into a big, black hole.

Sho wondered, "Where does that go?"

"SAKURA? WHY ARE YOU IN MY BEDROOM?"

A/N:

Sho: Hope ya liked it! nn Flames are loved.

Tia: I like candy! -gnaws on three bars at once-

Sho: I have the brain right now. R&R!