Author's Note: Of course I got the idea of doing this from YGO know your stars. So, Of course, I wanted to do my own version. So, I picked Danny Phantom. Yay! I haven't did one for DP in a while (besides the Box Ghost story I have) so this is long over do in a way. So, enjoy! Danny's alter ego will actually be done separate for this fic. Just as a head's up. The voice is in italics.
Chapter 1-Danny Fenton
Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…Danny Fenton…has a not so secret crush on Sam Mansion…
Danny commented, "Oh come on, it can't be THAT obvious. Plus, I'm trying to date other girls so I won't ruin our friendship…"
Danny Fenton…still sleeps with his parents when he has a nightmare…
"UGH! That is SO not true!"
Danny Fenton…practices making out with his teddy bear…
"You're crazy! I don't do that!"
Danny Fenton…has a secret crush on Vlad Masters…
"You nasty…I'm not gay…"
But you can't help but to love his hair that flows in the wind…
"Stupid…I like girls…and you know it!"
Danny Fenton…likes to listen to his sister's Britney Spears CD's…
"Oh God! I hate that music! Why would I listen to that!"
Danny Fenton…wishes he could BE Britney Spears…
"The only thing I wish is for you to shut up!"
Danny Fenton…has unresolved childhood issues…"
"What the hell?"
Danny Fenton…was abused by his parents…
"That's not true! My parents love me!"
That's what they want you to think…
"You're the most insane person I've ever met! And I met a LOT of insane people!"
Danny Fenton…wishes he were as smart as Tucker…
"Oh come on! Tuck gets the same kind of grades I do! He's just better at technology! That's why people call him a Techno Geek."
Danny Fenton…sucks his thumb when he sleeps at night…
"Yeah right! Like you have poof or something…
(A picture of Danny sleeping and sucking his thumb is now shown on the screen. Danny seethes with anger.)
Danny Fenton…couldn't give a damn whether his friends live or not…
"Now THAT is DEFINITELY not true!"
Danny Fenton…still wets the bed at night!
"That's it! You're going DOWN!"
And now you know…Danny Fenton…
"No they don't you baka! I'm going ghost!"
Oh goody! Another pathetic soul to pick on. Tune in for the next chapter as I torture Danny Fenton's alter ego!