Know Your Stars Danny Phantom Version
Announcer- Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars
Jazz- Hello? Is anybody there?
Announcer- Jazz Fenton…she made out with a ghost
Jazz- I did not! I went out with a ghost, but I was under a spell and I didn't know he was a ghost
Announcer- Jazz Fenton…she picks her nose when no one is looking
Jazz- Eww, that's gross. I would never do that
Announcer- Jazz Fenton…she is dumber than her father
Jazz- I am not! And he's not dumb…just a little eccentric
Announcer- Sure. Jazz Fenton…she failed her C.A.T. test
Jazz- I did not! I passed with flying colors
Announcer- Jazz Fenton…she cheats on all her tests
Jazz- Stop saying those lies!
Announcer- They're not lies. How else would you get all A's?
Jazz- Because I study and work hard
Announcer- Yeah, right and I'm a liar
Jazz- You are!
Announcer- Jazz Fenton…she wishes Vlad Masters would be her father
Jazz- I do not! He's evil, trying to kill my Dad, and he's a ghost
Announcer- Of course he's a ghost. Jazz Fenton…she is the stupidest person in the world
Jazz- I am not! Where are you? I'm going to give you a piece of my mind if I find you
Announcer- You really shouldn't. You don't have much mind to spare because you're so stupid!
Jazz- Stop it!
Announcer- Now you know Jazz Fenton: the girl who made out with a ghost and picks her nose when no one is looking and is dumber than her father and cheats on all her tests and is the stupidest person in the world
Jazz- Don't believe this creep! That is not me! I'm none of those things!
Announcer- Whatever