MAGES. The Mad Magician's street magic.

Ch 1: Asuka & Shiho (Koisuru Asteroid)

A camerawoman is with MAGES. the two are walking down the street and spot two girls getting out their car. Asuka Tomori and Shiho Mikita. "Alright these girls." Mages tells the camerawoman and walks up to the two teens. "Hey girls, hey. I'm taping a street magic special. You want to see some magic?"

"Oh my gosh it's Mages with a period!" Asuka gasps in delight. "I'm like your biggest fan!"

"The Neptunia games are awesome." Shiho.

"You want to see some magic?" Mages says and pulls out a deck of cards.

"Yes please!" Asuka chirps.

"Pick a card. Any card."

"Of course! Is this gonna be on TV?" Shiho said as she is excited.

"Might be." Mages replied.

"OMG this is a dream come true!" Asuka picks a card, she picks the Ace Of Spades, without showing Mages. She shows Shiho though.

"Alright, put it back in the deck." Mages told Asuka.

"Right." Asuka puts the Ace Of Spades back in and Mages shuffles the cards. She takes one out and it is The King Of Hearts. "Is this your card?"

Asuka says no. And Shiho shakes her head. "Alright, lift up your shirt."

"Me?" Asuka points at herself.

"No, you." Mages looks at Shiho. "Lift up your shirt."

"Ok." Shiho lifts up her shirt and the card that Asuka had is in her stomach. "AHHH! What the F!?"

"What in the world!? How did you do that! That's my card!" Asuka gasped.

"Hey, check your phone number." Mages looks at Asuka.

"What the F!?" Asuka and Shiho gasp. Asuka pulls out her phone from her pocket and checks her phone number.

"What's your phone number?" Mages asked.

"My phone number is: 025-267-Ace Of Spades. WHAT THE F!?"

"How did she do that!? You've never got her phone!" Shiho is shocked.

"How are my friends gonna know it's me when I text them!? It won't let me change it!" Asuka is in shock from this.

"You, call your mom." Mages looks at Shiho while Asuka is still trying to change her phone number.

"My mom? She's busy right now. She's at work." Shiho says and takes her phone out and calls her mother. "She won't answer. Oh...big whoop you changed my home screen to Ace Of Spades. Calling mom right now."

"She'll answer." Mages says.

"She answered! Her phone is always turned off at work!"

"What the F!?" Asuka gasped.

Mages stares at the camera with a poker face.

"Tell her to look up your Facebook profile."

"She's already looking at it! What the F!?" Shiho gulps.

"What's the first photo she sees?" Mages asks.

"Mom? What's the first image you see?...ok thanks. Bye." Shiho hangs up and looks at Mages. Asuka is walking around in circles, in shock with all of this. She sighs and looks at Mages.

"The image she saw was me and my friends out Barbecuing. Ok?"

"I was there too! Just barbecuing, big whoop!"

"Check your sock." Mages tells Shiho.

"Fine." She checks her sock and finds a hotdog. "AHHH! A HOTDOG!? HOW DID IT GET THERE!?" Shiho freaks out.

"A hotdog! An effing hotdog!" Asuka gets in front of the camera. "Stop it! Stop putting shit on us! We don't like it!"

"Yeah stop! What the F!?" Shiho looks at the camera then back at Mages, who is staring at the camera with a poker face.

"If I get a fucking Ace of spades up my ass, I'm suing you Mages with a period! I'm suing you!" Asuka yelled at her.

MAGES. gets a huge blank sign and gives it to Shiho. "What is this? No. Stop messing with us."

"I'm not signing a release!" Asuka said to the camera.

"I feel sick...please just stop." Shiho said and felt dizzy.

"Alright, I'll stop. Before I go. Here's a sign. When I count to three, I want you to read it." Mages said. Shiho holds the sign.

"No! I'm not reading that!" Asuka turns around and folds her arms over her chest.

"Just read it! It's just gonna say Ace Of Spades! Just read it!" Shiho told her friend.

"Fucking no! I'm not going to! No!"

"Alright, 1...2...3." Mages counts and Shiho flips over the sign.

"I am not reading that fucking sign! I am not reading that fucking sign...So fuck you! Fuck you and your fucking demon magic fucking demon shit! Fucking...fucking no! If I go home and there's a fucking Ace of spades in my ass I swear I...I...*Gasp* I will fucking go apeshit you fucking demon! You're A..."

"Asuka? Read the sign..." Shiho told her. Asuka turns around and looks at the sign and the exact words she just said moments ago are on it! Asuka eyes went wide in shock.

"Holy fucking shit fucks!" She yells. Those words appear at the bottom of the sign, falling open magically. Asuka and Shiho gasp loudly in shock to the point they faint. At the soles of their shoes are Ace Of Spades cards.

"Wow. Can't believe they fainted." Said the camerawoman.

"Yeah. Wait till they get home and find out what's in their asses." Mages said and poker faces to the camera.

"If you put this in the next Neptunia game I'm gonna effing sue you MAGES. ." Asuka said.

Mages leaves them be.