Chapter 2-Danny Phantom
(Danny Phantom was now in his ghost mode, and was ready to take on the chair again. He thought that he couldn't say anything bad about his ghost form. Boy, was he wrong…)
Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…Danny Phantom…is a boy whore…
"Uh, no I'm not! I'm a ghost! How can I even do that?"
Danny Phantom…is the naughty side of Danny Fentom…
"Yeah right…"
Danny Phantom…likes to watch porn tapes late at night…
"UGH! GROSS!
Danny Phantom…wishes that he was a porn star…
"You're stupid! What part of GHOST don't you understand?
Danny Phantom…likes to wear Superman tighty whities…
"No I don't! I wear boxers…
With little red hearts on them. The ladies love the little red hearts…
"You're the one that's a pervert! How else would you even know that!"
Danny Phantom…wants to go out on a date with me!
"UGH! You're nasty! And sick! And wrong!
I'm not the one who works at a strip club…
"I don't work at a strip club…"
Danny Phantom…his allowance is from a strip club…
"It is NOT! It's from my parents!
Danny Phantom…is a really horny ghost!
"No I'm not. I never even had sex before…you nasty little thing!
Danny Phantom…died last year and his friends forgot all about him…
"Now THAT is the stupiest thing I have ever heard!"
Danny Phantom…is in denial about his death…
"I didn't die…I had a lab accident. That's where I got my powers…
That's what they want you to think…
"You're stupid. Tuck and Sam hang out with me all the time.
Only a figment of your imagination…
"No, YOU'RE the figment! Trying to mess with my mind!"
Danny Phantom…he actually died in the lab accident…
"No I didn't you baka."
Danny Phantom…has been striping for theapy!
"You're stupid…"
Danny Phantom…if he could…he would join a nudist colony because he just loves to be naked.
"No I don't. That's the most embarrassing thing that could happen to me! That's like my worst nightmare!
Danny Phantom…loves to be naked in front of fangirls…
"What's a fangirl? Even if I knew, I don't even like to be naked, much less in front of people, much less in front of a GIRL!"
And now you know…Danny Phantom…the sex addicted boy who strips to get an allowance and is in denial about his death…
"No they don't! None of those things are true! You made up the whole thing! I'm going to get you for this you wait and see!
Meanwhile, I'll continue to torture people! Stay tuned to see what type of damage I can do to Tucker Foley! Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…