Know Your Stars Danny Phantom Version
Announcer- Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars
Jack- GHOST! –Gets out ectogun and starts shooting in random places-
Announcer- Stop! I'm not a ghost!
Jack- Then what are you?
Announcer- I'm the announcer
Jack- For…what?
Announcer- It's my job to tell the viewers at home about you
Jack- Oh, ok. Well go ahead then
Announcer- Jack Fenton…
Jack- He said my name –chuckles-
Announcer- You're not supposed to talk while I'm doing that
Jack- Oh, my bad. Continue
Announcer- Right. Jack Fenton…he loves ghosts more than anyone in the world
Jack- What? I hate ghosts!
Announcer- Jack Fenton…he hates his wife
Jack- I love her! You said you were supposed to tell things about me. All you've said so far are lies!
Announcer- Jack Fenton…he's too stupid to know that his own son is a ghost
Jack- Danny? He's not a ghost. Jazz is... –lightning strikes-
Announcer- Hey, only I can do that! How did you do that?
Jack- I have no idea
Announcer- Ok... Jack Fenton…he would never hurt a ghost
Jack- I told you I hate ghosts! –brings out bigger ectogun and starts going crazy with it
Announcer- Ahh! Stop! You're gonna hurt innocent people! Like me!
Jack- You're not innocent! You're a ghost! And! I! Hate! Ghosts! AHH! –continues shooting-
Announcer- Security! –big buff guys come from nowhere and grab Jack-
Jack- Hey let me go!
Announcer- Well then…Now you know Jack Fenton: the man who loves ghosts more than anyone in the world who hates his wife and thinks Jazz is a ghost even though Danny is and would never hurt a ghost
Jack- Lies!