MAGES. The Mad Magician's street magic.
Ch 2: Kyoko and Sayaka (Madoka Magica)
Kyoko and Sayaka just returned from shopping. They are about to go into Kyoko's apartment when….
"Alright, these girls." MAGES. said to her camerawoman. "Hey ladies. Hey." MAGES. walks up to them.
"Oh look, it's Mages with a period." Sayaka says to Kyoko.
"Look we heard what you did a week ago to those girls. We want nothing to do with you." Kyoko said to Mages.
"Hey girls, I'm taping a street magic special." Mages says and looks into the camera. "You want to see some magic?"
"Uhhh no. You made fools of those girls last time, no thank you." Sayaka said and rolls her eyes.
"Look we were shopping all day and we want to relax, so leave." Kyoko tells the Mad Magician.
"Where did you go shopping?" Mages asked.
"We went to an outlet store, you wouldn't know." Kyoko said.
"What you buy from the store?" Mages asked Sayaka, who is carrying a bag. Kyoko is carrying a soda in a foam cup.
"I bought a blue sweater ok? A blue sweater." Sayaka answers Mages.
"You sure you didn't buy a teddy bear?"
"Yes, I didn't buy a-" Sayaka checks her bag and pulls out a brown teddy bear. "Teddy bear what the eeefff!?" Sayaka gasps.
"What the F!?" Kyoko gasps.
"How did you!? How!?" Sayaka is in shock. "Where's my blue sweater?"
Mages stares into the camera… she then looks at Kyoko.
"Mages? Where's her blue sweater? You made it disappear, that's like stealing, it's the equivalent of stealing so where is it?"
"I spent like all my money on it. So you're not helping, you're being stupid and rude! So where is my sweater?" Sayaka is wearing the sweater!
"Sayaka! Look at your body right now!" Kyoko tells her.
"WHAT THE EFFF?" Sayaka gasps. "I was holding things!"
"Did you feel anything!? Did you feel it being put on!?" Kyoko looks at Mages for a second. Mages is looking into the camera with a poker face like stare.
"You stretched it out probably! Thanks! I didn't want to wear it yet!" Sayaka takes off the blue sweater and puts it back into her bag.
"Please stop! Just leave! You demon! You're a demon!" Kyoko yells at the blue haired woman. Kyoko then sips her soda.
"Hey? What are you drinking?" Mages asked.
"I'm drinking orange soda! Big whoop! I'm drinking orange soda." Kyoko tells her.
"Yeah it's her favorite." Sayaka adds.
"You gonna turn it into a teddy bear? I'm holding it." Kyoko shoves her drink in Mages's face.
"Huh. Hey? What else is orange?"
"What else is orange? I don't know, cheese puffs?" Kyoko takes a sip of her drink and nothing. She opens her drink and gasps. She pours cheese puffs out onto the concrete outside. "CHEESE PUFFS!"
"What the!? Cheese puffs!" Sayaka yells. Kyoko shows the camerawoman the cheese puffs.
Mages stares into the camera.
"Where's my orange soda!? What you do with it? Where's my orange soda!?" Kyoko asks.
"PFFFFFT!" Sayaka spits orange soda out her mouth.
"It's orange soda in my mouth…."
"What the F?" Kyoko says in shock.
"She put it in my mouth!" Sayaka yells.
"What the F!?" Kyoko repeats.
"How'd she get it in my mouth!?"
"Please stop you demon! You're a demon! Please stop!" Kyoko begs to Mages.
Mages stares at the camera for a bit and then looks at Kyoko and Sayaka. "Ok? You know what ladies? I wanna show you something cool, you wanna see it?"
"If you do it to yourself, maybe!" Sayaka says.
"Ok. Just wait a second." Mages goes to the middle of the road and stands still.
"Yeah! Stay away from us." Kyoko says. "Oh I've seen this before! You're just putting your foot in front of the other foot! Big deal."
"A ten year old kid can do that." Sayaka says.
"Just wait. It takes a second." Mages informs the two.
"Dark Magician Girl did it better you bitch! Dark Magician Girl did it better!" Kyoko tells to the camera.
"Uh oh!" Sayaka starts to go up.
"You're not even levitating your prick!" Kyoko shouts at Mages.
"Uh oh…. Kyoko!"
"What?" Kyoko looks at Sayaka who is floating in mid air.
"I'm levitating…" Sayaka says.
"What the F?"
"I feel warm and I'm levitating." Sayaka floats up higher up as Mages goes to them. She stares at the camera.
"What the F!? Put her down!"
"Put me down please….ahhhhh I'm going towards the roof."
"Put her down! There's nothing underneath her! Please put her down!" Kyoko tells Mages.
"She put me on the roof! Why did she put me up here?" Sayaka slowly starts to climb down.
"PFFFFT!" Kyoko sprays orange soda out her mouth. "Stop putting orange soda in our mouths!"
"She won't levitate me down!" Sayaka jumps off and her Kyoko had enough of Mages. The two get to the apartment. "I will sue you! I will sue you!"
"Wait. One more trick! Hey girls! You let me do one more trick, I'll give you 100 dollars."
"I'm gonna call the cops!" Kyoko yells at her.
"What? 100 dollars?" Sayaka asked.
"Yes. I will give you 100 dollars." Mages tells them.
"You'll give me 100 dollars?" Kyoko tilts her head.
"Yes."
"You can get that scarf." Sayaka said to Kyoko.
"I know." Kyoko said to her. She looks at Mages. "Ok fine, where's the 100 dollars?"
"Can we all go inside please?" Mages said and Sayaka opens the door and the three enter.
"Welcome to Kyoko's apartment." Sayaka said.
"It's my apartment, big whoop." Kyoko shrugs.
Mages looks at Kyoko's DVD Shelf. "Hmm? What are these?"
"Those are my DVD collection."
"Huh. Interesting. Do me a favor and find the dvd that says Kyoko's baby video April 1994." Mages says.
"That's one of my home movies, I'd never watched them." Kyoko looks through her DVDs.
"Check the DVD Player." Mages said.
"It's in the DVD player!" Kyoko yelled as she sees the home video already in the DVD Player.
"Press play." Mages looks at the camera.
"I don't feel comfortable about this." Sayaka said and gulps.
"It's just me as a baby, big whoop." Kyoko says as the video plays. Kyoko's dad is filming a baby Kyoko. Her mother doing baby talk to her, holding her in her arms.
"That's her mom I know her. She still looks good." Sayaka says.
The doorbell rings…"Someone at the door." Kyoko's dad goes to the door and opens it. Mages appears! Sayaka and Kyoko gasp and point at Mages in the video.
"Hi can I help you?" Kyoko's dad asked.
"Hey. Here's 100 dollars. I owe it to your daughter." MAGES says to him.
Both MAGES stare into the camera.
"WHAT THE FUCK!? FUCKING F!?" Kyoko and Sayaka scream!
"It's the same!" Sayaka says and freaks out.
"You're a time travelling demon!" Kyoko yells at MAGES.
"Get out of her childhood! I'm gonna piss my pants!" Sayaka heads to the bathroom.
"Get out! Get your time travelling demon ass out! You back to the future in your ass! Get out you demon!" Kyoko shoves Mages out of the apartment.
"Alright. I'll leave." Mages says.
"If I see you again, I will call the police! Or maybe I'll run my spear through your chest! I'm not signing any release! Get out!" Kyoko slams the door shut.
"Wow. That was pretty impressive." The camerawoman said to Mages.
"Wait…"
"Kyoko!?" Sayaka shouts from inside. A few seconds go by…
Kyoko opens the door again. "She just pissed orange soda…." Kyoko said in disbelief.
Mages looks into the camera with that poker face.
"Does it hurt!?" Kyoko goes back inside the house. Mages then leaves to another dimension….who will she mess with next?