Know Your Stars Danny Phantom Version
Announcer- Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars
Maddie- Umm, hello?
Announcer- Maddie Fenton…she's secretly in love with Vlad Masters
Maddie- I am not! He's a creep
Announcer- Maddie Fenton…she's not sure why she married Jack instead of Vlad
Maddie- I do know why! It's because I love Jack
Announcer- Maddie Fenton…her son's a ghost
Maddie- Danny? A ghost? That's not possible. Humans can't be ghosts
Announcer- Maddie Fenton…she hates her children
Maddie- I do not! I love them with all my heart and I wouldn't trade them for anything in the world
Announcer- Maddie Fenton…she's not very good at this
Maddie- Good at what?
Announcer- The job I'm doing. With everyone I've done, they've threatened to kill someone or beat them up or called me a liar. With you, you just try to correct me
Maddie- What's wrong with that?
Announcer- It's not funny. The people want funniness, not boredness
Maddie- What people?
Announcer- Umm…well uhh…Now you know Maddie Fenton: the woman who secretly loves Vlad and isn't sure why she married Jack instead of Vlad and her son is a ghost and she hates her children and isn't very funny
Maddie- you're not nice
Announcer- Good