MAGES. The Mad Magician's street magic.
Ch 3: Tsuyuno and Aya (Magical Girl Site)
Mages appears in a empty parking lot. Two girls get out of a black Honda. Tsuyuno and Aya.
"Alright these girls." Mages walks up to them. "Hey, hey ladies. I'm taping a street magic special. You wanna see some magic?"
"Hell no! We know what you've done! You ain't gonna eff with us!" Tsuyuno tells her.
"I know! I'll call the police!" Aya pulls out her phone and starts to dial for the police.
"Keep talking to us Mages! Cause you're going to jail! You got that!?"
"Ok! They are close! They'll be here any minute!" Aya says.
"Hey, hey you. What kind of car do you drive?" Mages asked Tsuyuno.
"I drive a black Honda. Big whoop."
"Yeah, big whoop!"
"Huh. Interesting, is it compact?"
"Why don't you look for yourself, it's right he-" Tsuyuno gasps. "What the F!?"
"Where's the car!? It's gone!" Aya said.
"You stole my car! My car is gone!"
"No it's not. Look closer." Mages tells them.
"What are you talking about?" Tsuyuno looks again behind her. The car has shrunk.
"She shrunk your effing car!" Aya points at the toy sized car! She takes it and goes back to the two. "There's things in here!"
"What the F!? You shrink my Honda you bitch!" Tsuyuno yells at Mages who stares at the camera. "My jeans are in here!" Tsuyuno pulls out tiny Barbie sized jeans. Aya gets her hat.
"Oh no! My favorite hat! It's Barbie sized now. How am I suppose to wear that! You know what? You're so going to jail. Give me this. This is evidence! Evidence!" Aya takes the car from Tsuyuno and walks a few feet away. "Where are the police?"
"All my stuff! My wrangler jeans! They're distressed! 70 dollars! With all my CDs, Aqours, Dog Play Miku- Miku Izayoi! You shrunk Miku Izayoi! Miku Izayoi!" Tsuyuno shows the tiny CD to the camera then at Mages. "You know what? I hope Mami Tomoe finds you and beats your ass. Because you're just a-"
"Tsuyu! She enlarged the car while I was holding it!" Aya is on the ground with the car now normal sized next to her.
"What the F!?"
"I could've died!"
"Are you ok!?"
"Yes. My hat…my hat is back though! My hat is back!" Aya puts her hat back on.
"Oh! Thanks Mages! Thank you! You enlarge her hat but my Wrangler and CDs are still Barbie sided!" Tsuyuno complains. "You know what? I hate you! I hate you so much! I don't want to see you again! I don't want to see your face!"
"Ok. I'll tell you what. All you have to do is stand under this sheet, you won't see me again." Mages tells her. Mages has a big black blanket sheet.
"I won't see you again?"
"No."
"Guess what? Guess what? I like the sound of that. That's the best trick I've ever heard in the history of your bitch ass tricks!" Tsuyuno gets under the sheet.
"Tsuyuno please be careful under there. I don't trust this one, please!" Aya says and is nervous.
"I'm under the sheet big whoop!"
"One, two, three." Mages counts and Tsuyuno is gone. The sheet falls.
"Tsuyuno? Did you Barbie size her? Tsuyuno where are you!" Aya feels for her friend. But nothing. "Did she shrink you Barbie size, did you shrink her?" Aya looks at Mages who is staring at the camera.
"No." She says.
"Well, where is she? You disappeared my friend somewhere. Please bring her back Mages with a period."
"Ok. Watch."
Tsuyuno falls from the sky and lands into a open dumpster. "WHAT THE F!?" Aya looks around as Mages stares into the camera again.
"AYA HELP! AYA!" Tsuyuno calls for her.
"I'm coming Tsuyu!" Aya goes to the dumpster. "Tsuyu! What happened!? She's messed up!"
"I was in dinosaur times!" Tsuyuno comes out of the trash. Her outfit has been torn and she has some dirt on her face.
"What? You were only gone for like ten seconds."
"Well I've spent a week in Dinosaur times! 5 days! 4 nights! Eating berries and fucking fighting dinosaurs!" Tsuyuno is pissed.
"Did you get to ride any?"
"No I didn't get to ride any! What is this!? The land before time with Littlefoot and shit it was like Jurassic Park you demon!" Tsuyuno yells at Mages.
"She didn't even get to ride any!" Aya tells Mages and her hat is now half sized.
"Aya look at your head right now."
"What?" Aya takes her hat off. "You half sized it now! Stop changing the size of my hat Mages with a period!" Aya says in annoyance.
"You demon!"
The police shows up! She gets out of her car and it's Yui Narumi. "Shut that camera off." Yui puts her hand on the camera. The camerawoman continues to film anyways.
"Hi officer! We need you to arrest this woman right now!" Tsuyuno tells her.
"Arrest her please!"
"She shrink my CDs."
"Her car."
"Ok. Alright. Calm down and what's the problem over here now?" Yui said.
"Ok. Well she enlarged a car while I was holding it and she keeps changing the size of my hat! It fit perfect."
"Yeah! She won't stop messing with us!" Tsuyuno says.
"Alright. Madam. I need you to stand against that wall. Go!" Yui says and gets her notepad out and pen.
"Of course officer." Mages goes to the wall and stands infront of it.
"Can you please arrest her or something? She sent me to dinosaur times I could've died. I wanted to eat so I stole an egg from a mommy Dinosaur. And then that dinosaur chased me and a volcano went off and shot!" The blonde Magical Girl told Yui Narumi.
"Alright."
"And she didn't get to ride any! She didn't get to ride any! They were bad ones." Aya added.
"Ok! Slow down! Can I get your names?"
"Yes. Tsuyuno Yataumura that's Y-A-T-A-U-M-U-R-A."
"Aya Asagiri, A-S-A-G-I-R-I! We are Magical Girls!"
"Ok…" Yui Narumi writes their names down.
"Can you put her in jail or something? Because she's ruining our lives!"
"Ruining our lives!"
"Ok? Please!" Tsuyuno begs the older woman.
"Alright…I'll see what I can do." The cop is now MAGES.!
"WHAT THE F!?" Tsuyuno yells out in shock.
"WHAT…THE F!?" Aya repeats.
"IM NOT SIGNING A RELEASE! IM NOT SIGNING A RELEASE!" Tsuyuno yells out.
"GET TO THE CAR!" Aya tells Tsuyuno and two get in and drive off quickly. Mages stares into the camera and twirls the cop hat around.
Mages is done here….who is next?