Chapter 4- Samantha "Sam" Manson:
Sam, who was looking for Danny and Tuck, found them outside of the studio where the Know your Stars Chair was found. Sam then asked:
"Uh…what are you guys doing?"
Danny warned, "Whatever you do, don't sit down in that chair. The narrator is possessed!"
"Yeah right. I'm a goth. I would know if something is possessed or not. I'm gonna see what this chair is made of!"
"NNNNOOOOOO!"
It was too late, for Sam had already sat down. Then…it began…
Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…Sam Manson…isn't really a goth.
"Yeah right. Then, explain why I'm wearing all black?"
Never saw a goth that is also a vegetarian, political activist, and a trend setter…
Danny commented, "You know, he has a point there…"
Sam challenged, "C'mon! Is that the best you got!"
Sam Manson…secretly likes to wear pink frilly dresses and have tea parties with her dolls!
"Yeah right! I HATE pink, and I don't have some stupid dolls lying around.
Sam Manson…when no one is looking, she likes to play dress up as a princess…in a bright pink gown.
"Okay, that's just stupid. The only time that I wore a pink dress is when Aragon the Dragon Prince kidnapped me. And, I immediately made it BLACK!
(Author's note: Based on the new episode that premiered on Friday.)
Sam Manson…has a mind of a four-year-old girl!
"Ha Ha. Very funny.
Sam Manson…likes to sleep with a cuddly pink teddy bear at night.
"Yeah, you're real hilarious. You are also not fazing me. At all."
I have proof…
The screen then shows a picture of Sam sleeping and cuddling a pink teddy bear. Sam replied:
"All you did is doctor an old photo of me! You must really like me!"
Tucker commented, "Or he's nuts. Really really nuts…"
I believe the name of your teddy bear is…Mr. Snoochums!
Sam spoke, "What…? How did you know that!"
So you DO sleep with a teddy bear!
"I DO NOT!"
Yes you do! Ha ha ha ha! I've got you now Ms. Sam Manson!
"Yeah right."
Sam Manson…isn't really a goth because she's Jewish. Never met a Jewish goth before.
"That's because I'm an individual. That stands out in a crowd. I'm not gonna let people define me…
So you admit you're not a goth. And that you sleep with a teddy bear. And a pink blankie.
"No. I don't.
Shibboleth…
"WTF? Why did you just say something random in Hebrew?"
I was testing you. Sam Manson…she had to wear a big frilly pink dress to her Bat Mitzvah! Ha ha!
(Note: Bat Mitzvah is a Bar Mitzvah for a girl.)
Sam stated, "How did you know about that! UGH! That was the worst day EVER!
But you enjoyed every moment of it. Because you were a princess wearing your favorite pink gown! Look at Ms. Pretty Sammy!
"I'm gonna kill you!
And now you know…Sam Manson!
"No they don't you idiot!"
Sam then proceeds to curse him out in Hebrew, making Danny and Tuck look at her weird.