Know Your Stars Danny Phantom Version
Announcer- Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars
Vlad- Hello? Is anyone there?
Announcer- Vlad Masters…he loves ghosts
Vlad- What? That is an absolute lie! Ghosts ruined my life
Announcer- Vlad Masters…his best friend is Jack Fenton
Vlad- That idiot? Yeah right. It's his fault I lost my chance at Maddie
Announcer- Vlad Masters…he goes to date sites to meet girls
Vlad- I do not! I have only one love and one day she will be mine
Announcer- Sure she will. Vlad Masters…he's Danny Phantom's biggest fan
Vlad- What? I am not! He is my enemy!
Announcer- Vlad Masters…he is so lonely he thinks he has enemies
Vlad- I do have enemies! Danny tries to stop me, but he knows my powers are more powerful and I have more control over them than he does
Announcer- Riiiight. Vlad Masters…he thinks he has ghost powers
Vlad- I don't think, I know
Announcer- Vlad Masters…he's in denial about not having ghost powers
Vlad- I am not! I do! Stop lying!
Announcer- Vlad Masters…he stole all the money he has right now
Vlad- Well um steal is a harsh word
Announcer- Well now you know Vlad Masters: The lonely man who loves ghosts, is best friends with Jack Fenton, goes to date sites to meet girls, Danny Phantom's biggest fan, thinks he has enemies and ghost powers, is in denial about not really having ghost powers and stole all the money he has right now.
Vlad- I am to a ghost! I'll prove it –ring appears over his waist and splits into two rings, one going up and the other going down, replacing his clothes with a ghostly costume- see I am a ghost! I am Vlad Plasmius
Announcer- Great. You'll be in the next chapter
Vlad- Oh, butter biscuits…