MAGES. The Mad Magician's street magic.
Ch 4: Rin and Hanayo (Love Live! School Idol Project)
Mages appears outside a grocery store. Two girls exit out of it. Rin and Hanayo. "Alright these girls." Mages tells the camerawoman and walks to them.
"Hey ladies, hey. I'm taping a street magic special."
"Oh F that noise!" Rin says upon seeing Mages. She runs to the car.
"You want to see some magic?"
"We know all about what stuff you do! Hell to the F no!" Hanayo rushes to the car too.
"We aren't doing this! You demon ass!" Rin says and gets in the car. Hanayo joins her.
"You ain't messing with us! You magical ass!" Hanayo yelled at her.
"Hey Mages? F you!" Rin flips her off and honks the horn. She then drives away.
"Bye bye Mages!" Hanayo waves at her goodbye.
"Wait….girls I said wait." Mages looks into the camera. The car comes back with Hanayo on top of the roof of the car.
"Did we just came through a wormhole? What the F!? That was some Marty Mcfly shit!" Hanayo says. "Wait? Who's driving?"
"Whoa! That was fun!" Rin said sarcastically, coming out of the trunk of the car. "Thanks a lot Mages! I could've suffocate. Why didn't you just put me in the back seat!? It would have had the same effect you bitch!" Rin glares at Mages.
"It be a little safer."
"Ahhhgh! We can't leave! We literally cannot leave!" Rin grabs her hair and pulls a bit. She and Hanayo walk around and then stop closer to the store.
"What do you want from us?"
"I just want to show you some magic." Mages says.
"What are you gonna do next? Like sit in a glass box for three days with a cupcake and try not to eat it?" Hanayo jokes.
"Yeah, look. Just leave us alone alright?" Rin is annoyed.
"Yeah, just go perform your tricks in your sleep!" Hanayo tells Mages.
"Ok." Mages nods.
"Oh really!? YAAAAAAY!" Hanayo cheers and then stops suddenly.
"I don't believe you Mages. Because honestly-" Rin looks to her left and sees Hanayo is a body pillow, falling over. "WHAT THE F!? WHAT DID YOU DO!? Oh….I get it. She told you to perform tricks in your sleep and she's a pillow." Rin picks her back up and has her standing upright.
"Hahaha. Very funny Mages. Stupid. Stupid." Rin rolls her eyes. "Can you please change her back right now?" Rin gets in Mages's face.
"Look to your left."
Rin looks and finds Hanayo back to normal. "GHHGGU!?" She shivers and shakes a bit.
"Are you ok!? Did you feel anything."
"No! But I could hear and see everything I just couldn't do anything about it. It was very peaceful in a way, but I can't feel my legs." Hanayo starts to walk around.
"Just walk it off. Walk it off." Rin tells her and turns her attention back to Mages. "Look I hate you so much! I hope Homura Akemi finds you and bitch slaps you with her shoes. I hate you. Don't turn my car into Jumper with Hayden Christensen! And why don't you go do your magic at a kid's birthday party!?"
"Yeah! Find a baby to entertain. Ok?" Hanayo adds, hands on her hips.
"Ok." Mages simply says and Rin Hoshizora eyes go wide as she gets smaller and smaller.
"Cause I think that's who will enjoy what you do, a baby." Hanayo looks down and gasps. "Rin? What the F? Rin is a baby? Oh my God!" Hanayo gasps and then carries Rin. Mages stares into the camera and then points at baby Rin.
"Oh is that you? Oh you're a cute baby. But I don't have time to raise my best friend who just turned into a baby, I got a dance recital coming up, that's insane in itself. Please change her back. Right now." Hanayo puts down baby Rin.
"Ok." Mages says.
Rin is back to normal now. She shivers a bit and gets back up. "Ahhhh! I feel so weird!"
"You were a cute baby."
"I know I told you. My skin feels soft. Wait wait wait…."
"What's wrong?"
"My vagina is still the size of a baby's vagina…" Rin eyes are wide in shock.
Mages goes by the camera with that stare.
"She did what?" Hanayo asked
"Well its like fun sized." Rin tells her.
"Oh. Like the Halloween Candy."
"You fun sized my cunt you cunt!" Rin yells at Mages.
"You know what, girls? You been good sorts. So I'll tell you what. Anything you want you can have it."
"No! No no no no! Cause I'm gonna say I want 50 million yen, and you're gonna make it come out of my ass like an ass ATM situation and I'll hate and it'll be terrible." Rin says.
"I'm serious, whatever you girls want." Mages then looks into the camera. "I promise."
"Oh she promised in the camera with those eyes!"
"Ok, but change my thing back first."
"Ok." Mages nods.
"Check that."
"No it's okay, I can feel it."
"Let's ask for that thing now."
"Yeah. So we want a nice vacation!"
"Yeah. Just the two of us! A Mages free vacation."
"A nice cruise! And you cannot come." Rin tells her.
"Absolutely. Have fun girls." Mages says to the camera and now Rin and Hanayo are gone!
"Where are they?" The camerawoman asked.
"Let me show you." Mages pulls up a book of the Titanic! "Here's a book on the Titanic." She opens it up. "Here's a picture of Sea Deck." Mages shows her the picture. Rin and Hanayo are there! Faces in shock and horror!
A water splash goes off and Mages starts running with the camerawoman. Rin and Hanayo are soaking wet and on a door.
"You disappeared us to the fricken Titanic! Camerawoman are you okay with this shit we could've died!" Rin yells.
"She sent us there right when the ship left!" Hanayo groans and gets up. "For four days! We knew what was coming! Everyone else was all happy and cheerful."
"Yeah and they like 'iceberg right ahead' I was like 'NO SHIT! I've been saying that for four days! We had to float on this door like Kate Winslet in the movie." Rin says.
"Uhhh! It was hard to balance. Way harder than how Winslet did it." Hanayo says.
"I know! Fuck Winslet! She'd let- fuck Winslet! I am not signing a release. Ok? I'm not…" Rin looks over at Hanayo who is a body pillow again. "Oh. That's great. Wonderful….And my vagina is baby sized again."
MAGES stares into the camera.
"We're going home! Goodbye!" Rin tells Mages as she carries Hanayo. "Your magic hat looks like shit." Rin says and walks off home.