Know your Stars, Danny Phantom Style!

by DivineQueenYeiweh

The chair is back, and it's going to torment the cast of Danny Phantom, even the pretty minor characters! But one day...that chair is going DOWN! See the humor, the tears, the drama, and the pure unadulerated PG13 horror! Rated mostly for language

5. Jack Fenton

Chapter 5-Jack Fenton

One of Jack Fenton's little detecting devices went off and directed him to the Know your Stars chair, which for some strange reason gave off a very strong ecto signature. A note on the chair stated:

"Sit down, and you'll capture a ghost…"

Jack's eyes lit up at the thought of catching a ghost and immediately sat down. His torture than began:

Know your stars…know your stars…know you stars…Jack Fenton…is really very bony and thin. He really just wears that big jump suit to hide the fact that he's anorexic…

"WHAT! That's not true! I cleaned off the family table of it's food by accident once. "Wait a sec…did a ghost just say that…?"

A Ghost then appeared in front of him, looks a bit like the ultimate enemy and the Ghost Writer combined together. He then stated:

"Boo."

Jack yelped and got another version of the Fenton Thermos and pointed it at the ghost that appeared. He asked:

"Who are you…and what do you want with me…?"

I am the ghost of the Know your Stars chair. I am the spirit that has been relentlessly mocking any who sit in it for years…ever since I got locked inside it and can't ever leave the chair…

"A Ghost! Finally! Now everyone will know that I'm not crazy!

You are so incompetent that no one would ever believe a ghost is behind the trickery of the Know your Stars chair…MWA HA HA HA HA!

"My wife would…"

The ghost then went into the chair again and spoke:

Jack Fenton…what he doesn't know is that Maddie has been secretly cheating on him to go out with Vlad Masters!

"You LIE! My Maddie would NEVER do that!"

Oh yes she would. She got bored with your crackpot theories years ago and wanted to date a sensible man like Vlad.

"You are the most evil ghost ever!"

I know. Jack Fenton…he's so stupid that he wouldn't even know if HE was a ghost!

"HEY! I'm not stupid!"

Yes you are.

"Prepare to eat Fenton Thermos ghost!"

But Jack was so clumsy that he accidentally sealed himself in the Fenton Thermos. The ghost laughed at him and commented:

And now you know…Jack Fenton…the guy that doesn't even realize that he's a ghost and that his wife is going out with Vlad Masters.