Know Your Stars Danny Phantom Version
Announcer- Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars
Vlad- Not again…
Announcer- Vlad Plasmius…he's an idiot for falling for my trick
Vlad- Well I'm not an idiot, but I did fall for this…
Announcer- Dummy head
Vlad- What did you call me!
Announcer- Nothing…dummy head. Vlad Plasmius…he learned how to make copies of himself so he wouldn't be lonely on Friday nights
Vlad- No! I learned so I could become more powerful
Announcer- Sure, dummy head. Vlad Plasmius…his dream is to be the guy who plays Barney on TV
Vlad- Excuse me? Who is telling you these absurd lies!
Announcer- No one, dummy head. These are all facts. Now let me do my job
Vlad- No! I will not let you tell these lies about me
Announcer- Oh yeah? –lightning strikes a tree and blows up dramatically-
Vlad- -nervous- N-n-n-nev-v-verm-m-mind. I'll be quiet now
Announcer- Good dummy head. Now then. Vlad Plasmius…he's related to the counting vampire on Sesame Street
Vlad- I am not!
Announcer- You're both vampire-like. Duh!
Vlad- No! I just look like a vampire when I'm in my ghost form
Announcer- Keep telling yourself that, dummy head
Vlad- Stop calling me that!
Announcer- Vlad Plasmius…he's a dummy head
Vlad- I! Am! Not! A! Dummy! Head!
Announcer- Dummy head! Dummy head! Dummy dummy head!
Vlad- That is it! –Clones himself- let's see how you like 100 Vlad Plasmiuses –all clones shoot ghost rays in random places-
Announcer- What are you doing?
Vlad- Trying –blast- to –blast- hit you! –blast
Announcer- You can't
Vlad- Why not? –Clones stop blasting-
Announcer- Because…you can't hit me
Vlad- how come?
Announcer- Cause…you can't…dummy head
Vlad- You stink
Announcer- I try. Well now you know Vlad Plasmius: the idiotic ghost who fell for my trick, learned how to make copies of himself so he wouldn't be lonely on Friday nights whose dream is to play the guy who plays Barney and is related to the counting vampire on Sesame Street and he's a dummy head
Vlad- Stop calling me that!
Announcer- No…dummy head