Chapter 6-Maddie Fenton:

Maddie, who was looking for Jack, found his Fenton Thermos right by the possessed Know your Stars chair. Maddie picked up the Fenton Thermos and sat down.

Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…Maddie Fenton…has been secretly thinking about divorcing Jack Fenton to marry Vlad Masters!

"That's not true! I love Jack! He thinks I'm hot! Vlad's never say that!

Maddie Fenton…what she doesn't realize is that Jack lies to her and really doesn't think she's hot…

"You lie!"

Maddie Fenton…what you don't know is that she had plastic surgery to make her body look the way it does.

"That's not true! I have more self worth than that you fiend!

Maddie Fenton…she used to be fat before she had plastic surgery. I mean 500 pounds of fat!

"UGH! I can't believe you! You're horrible!

I know. Aren't I great?

"NO!"

Maddie Fenton…she doesn't want to tell her kids that their dad is actually Vlad Masters!

"Screw you!"

Oh…I bet you'd like to do that with Vlad Masters! You want to urgh to the break of dawn with him!

"Ugh, you're nasty! He looks like a friggin' old man!"

Maddie Fenton…what she doesn't know is that Jack Fenton planned the accident on Vlad out of jealousy!

"That's not true! Jack would never do that! I love my Jack, and my Jack loves me!"

Maddie Fenton…what you don't know about her is that she actually had two one night stands with Vlad Masters…and that's how she got her two kids.

"UGH! You're nasty! I've only loved one man, and that's Jack Fenton. And my kid's father is Jack Fenton!"

Have they ever had a DNA test to confirm that!

"They don't need it because I would never do that!"

You just don't want to admit to Jack that you've been cheating on him!

"I HAVE NOT!"

Maddie Fenton…is in denial over her passion for Vlad Masters!

"That's it! I'm leaving! You have gone far enough! This isn't over yet!"

You're right! This isn't over yet! I still have more people to torture!

"UGH!"

Maddie, carrying the Fenton Thermos, then proceeds to storm out of the room.

And now you know…Maddie Fenton. Tune in next time as I torture Jazz Fenton and prove that I am really the smarter one! HA!