Know Your Stars Danny Phantom Version

Announcer- Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars

Lancer- "Adventures of Huck Finn" Who said that?

Announcer- Mr. Lancer…he hates every book known to man

Lancer- I beg your pardon? I love all books. That's why I teach an English class. To see young minds excel with the knowledge of reading and—

Announcer- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Anyways. Mr. Lancer…he hates every child he's ever teached

Lancer- No I don't. They may aggravate me every now and again, but I think that anyone can learn and—

Announcer- Will you just shut up! This is why no one pays any attention to you in your classes

Lancer- That's not true. Many young minds listen to me and they will grow up and be very—

Announcer- Blah, blah, blah, blah. Good thing I never took your class. I'd be falling asleep from the maximum boredness

Lancer- The word you used, "boredness" is not an actual word in the dictionary

Announcer- -sound of snoring-

Lancer- Hello? Are you awake? Wake up! I thought you were supposed to be telling the people about me

Announcer- -sleep talking- mm…five more minutes, Mommy…

Lancer- I…well…I guess we'll have to wait for him to wake up. Until then, how about I read one of my favorite books, The Innocents Abroad written by Mark Twain in 1869? –Random people start booing him and throwing rotten tomatoes, drenching him in redness- a simple no would've been fine…