Know Your Stars Danny Phantom Version
Announcer- -still snoring-
Lancer- Umm, mysterious voice from nowhere? The people are back for you to finish telling them about me
Announcer- -snores louder-
Lancer- Fine. We'll play it your way –takes out bull horn from his back pocket-
Some guy- Umm hey, how did that big bull horn fit in your back pocket
Lancer- The magic of matter. Now then…-talks into horn- WAKE UP!
Announcer- AHH! I'M AWAKE! TURN THE FIRE OFF! –Realizes where he is- Oh, umm hello
Lancer- Now that you're awake, would you care to continue telling the people about me?
Announcer- Do I have to?
Lancer- Yes
Announcer- Fine. Mr. Lancer…uhh he hates books
Lancer- I don't and besides you already said that
Announcer- No. If I remember correctly I said you hate every book known to man
Lancer- Yes…
Announcer- This time I said you hate all books. See there's a difference
Lancer- But you're still implying the same thing
Announcer- Yeah, but I said something different
Lancer- Fine….
Announcer- Mr. Lancer…he needs to lose weight…a lot of weight
Lancer- I do not! I'm just big boned
Announcer- Uh huh. Sure. Mr. Lancer…he gives students bad grades if he doesn't like the student
Lancer- What? I do not!
Announcer- Oh, really? –clip from Attack of the Killer Garage Sale plays to the part where Tucker said 'Don't you need hair for that?' and Lancer says 'Good one, Mr. Foley. I'll remember that on Monday; when I'm grading tests'-
Lancer- Well…um…you see…the thing is…uh…
Announcer- Well I guess you know Mr. Lancer: the overweight man who hates books and all his students and gives them bad grades if he really hates them
Lancer- "Moby Dick" That's not true. I'm calling the police on you for those lies
Announcer- Oh, I don't think you'll be doing that. SECURITY! –big men run towards Lancer and he starts running-
Lancer- "The Cat in the Hat" Please stop chasing me! –Runs into a door and men take him away to a "special institute"-
Announcer- Well, till next time!
Well that's Lancer for ya. Now I'm either gonna do Kwan or Paulina and I have some ideas for Paulina, but im completely stumped for Kwan so if you ideas, they are greatly appreciated. K thanx!