Epobbp and Queen S of Randomness 016 basically wrote this chapter for me, so give them your thanks. I only wrote a little bit. But I'm thankful since it probably wouldn't have gotten done until after spring break. So, enjoy.
Chapter 9-Dash Baxter:
And know, it was Dash's turn to be taunted by the spirit of the Know your Stars chair…
Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…Dash Baxter…is really a very puny boy…
Dash replied, "I am NOT! I work out everyday!"
Yeah…sure you do…with a stick and two marshmallows…
"What the hell? I hate marshmallows…"
Dash Baxter…what you don't know about him is that he is really in a robotic suit he got from Skulker so it makes him look strong but he's really a weak little puny boy.
"I AM NOT PUNY! AND WHO IS THIS SKULKER PERSON! and what's robotic mean?"
You should know…geek…you only pick on other geeks so that no one will find out your secret and make you unpopular again! Of course your puny. That's why you paid skulker to make you look like that. Your really under 1/2 that size!
"I'M NOT PUNY!"
Dash Baxter...he's not really the star jock...he's actually the president of
the Casper high geek club..."
"That's just one of your fictional lies"
Dash Baxter…he actually said something smart for a change! But you do realize that
fictional & lies are practically the same thing right?"
"Was that sarcasm? Not that I know what that word means…"
Dash Baxter…he's smarter than you think he is…geek…
"I AM NOT A GEEK!"
Sure…keep on telling yourself that…Dash Baxter…what you don't know about him is that...he likes to scrub his mom's feet...
"no I don't! That's the sickest thing ever!"
Sure you don't...that fact is as true as the fact that you DONT collect little pink teddy bears..."
"Exactly…I mean…NNNNOOOOO!"
Dash Baxter…he pretended not to catch the sarcasm in my statement...
"Whatever man…I'm out of here…"
And now you know…Dash Baxter…the wimpy geek!"
"NO THEY DON'T! I'M NOT A WIMP! AND A GEEK!"