I liked to thank katiesparks for this chapter's hilarious idea. By request, I will do Mr. Lancer next! But now, I present to you:

Chapter 10: Valerie Gray:

Valerie Gray heard rumors of the Know your Stars chair from various victims of it, and the rumor of it being haunted by a ghost. Being the ghost hunter that she was, she went to the stage where the chair was and sat down, hoping to capture the ghost of the Know your Stars chair. It began….

Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…Valerie Gray…she likes to listen to 50 cent in her spare time…

Valerie replied, "Ugh, no I don't GHOST! I hate 50 cent! His lyrics are so dirty!"

Valerie Gray…she wishes a guy would do something like the lyrics to her…

"UGH! You're nasty!"

Yes…I know. It's my job! Valerie Gray..she loves ghosts! Especially Danny Phantom who she secretly has a crush on.

"NO I DON'T! I HATE GHOSTS! ESPCIALLY DANNY PHANTOM!"
Valerie Gray...what you don't know about her is that she wants to do it with Danny Phantom!

ARE YOU INSANE? NO I DON'T! I rather die a thousand deaths than to…do IT with that stupid little halfa…"

Valerie Gray…she has sexual fantasies about Danny Phantom doing it with her…

"No I don't! I would have to be on some serious drugs to even think about that!

Valerie Gray…she takes drugs to inhance her sexual fantasies about Danny Phantom…

"WHY YOU LITTLE! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU'RE SAYING!"

How can you get me when you can't see me…?

"Man! You are worst than that sorry little halfa!"

Valerie Gray…what you don't know about her is that she pleasures herself and fantasizes that Danny Phantom is the one pleasuring her…

"EWWW! I'm not a horny bastard like YOU are!"

Yes, but I'm not the one who had a one-night stand with Danny Phantom!

"I did NOT have a one-night stand! I don't even know what that is!

Valerie Gray…she had her first time with Danny Phantom and got an orgasm out of it…

"WHAT! THAT'S JUST CRAZY TALK THERE!"
Valerie Gray..what you don't know about her is…that she's pregnant with Danny Phantom's child!
NO I'M NOT!"

Then explain why you look a little ROUND in the middle?

"So I have too much junk food. I just have a low metabolism. Plus, I'm on my period

right now! Plus, I never even had sex before, and don't want to 'till I'm MARRIED!"

Sure…just keep on telling yourself that…and now you know…Valerie Gray. Danny

Phantom's lover and barer of his child…

You're gonna get yours ghost! You wait and see!

I'm so scared! Mother of Danny Phantom's Child!

"UGH! "

Valerie Gray stormed out of the stage, thinking of ways to do the ghost in. He just

cackled evilly and stated:

Tune in next time as I take it to the extreme with Mr. Lancer! And after, I will mock the

ghosts of the ghost zone!