Author's Note: Some of the jokes are based off of the new episode of Danny Phantom called Kindred Spirits. And yes…Dani Phantom, the new ghost girl…is going to get her dose of terror from the Know your Stars chair! But for now, you're stuck with Mr. Lancer!
Chapter 11-Mr. Lancer:
Mr. Lancer wanted to suspend whoever was behind the Know your Stars chair so he went in to face it. Then, it began:
Know your stars…know you stars…know your stars…Mr. Lancer…he thinks that yelling out random book titles is cool!
"Why as a matter of fact I do!"
Mr. Lancer…he could get a date to save his life!
"That's not true! I am quite the dashing man!"
Yeah…in your mind…Mr. Lancer…he descended from a big hairy ape!
"What? How is that? I don't believe in evolution…"
Then explain your hairy back…
"That was the result of puberty for crying out loud!"
Mr. Lancer…what you don't know about him is that he is still going through puberty as we speak!
"That's not true! I stopped when I was like 18!"
Sure…just keep telling yourself that…old man…
"WHAT? What did you just call me?"
Old man…
"GUH…."
Old man, old man, old man, old man, old man, old man…
Mr. Lancer stood up and cried out:
"Where are you punk! No one calls me OLD MAN! Come out! Show yourself!"
The ghost of the Know you Stars chair appeared in front of Mr. Lancer and stated:
You rang…?
What? You're not some punk kid! You're a ghost!"
Know it…fear it. Old man…
"To Kill a Mockingbird! YOU! I swear I will vow my revenge!
Oh I'm so scared! Many have vowed revenge on me and have yet to succeed! And now you know…Mr. Lancer…the old man that's still going through puberty!
"I AM NOT AN OLD MAN!"
Just keep telling yourself that!
The ghost returned to the chair and stated:
That felt good. Anyone have any requests for who I should torture next? Or perhaps the clever things that I should say to them? Send it in a review! Because I live to torture. Join me next time to see your thoughts turned into actions!