A/N: Well I've decided this chapter to be the last. I will only write an epilogue or sequel if asked, by enough people. Well I hope this is long and good. I'm thinking of two other humorous stories. They're a little stupid… okay a lot stupid but there are none other like them. Hope you like chapter 7.

"Roooooon!" Ginny screamed running in circles surrounded by a cloud of smoke.

"Ginny where are yo- oh hi." Ron said very loudly to his sister. "Where's Harry?"

"How the heck am I supposed to know where anything is in this smoke?" Ginny said rolling her eyes. "Wait, was that Harry?" Ginny asked hearing a scream of fright.

"HARRY!" Ginny and Ron screamed in unison. All of a sudden the smoke started to disappear.

"Harry what the hell did you do?" Ginny asked running over to Harry, she could see him now that the smoke had thinned out a ton.

"I didn't do anything, Gin." Harry said confused.

"Ron, did you?"

"I dunno, I just thought about getting Hermione and it cleared." Ron answered wide-eyed and white as a ghost.

"Well let's just keep walking and get the hell out of this place." Ginny said hugging herself.

"I agree." Harry said putting his arm around her.

The three kept zigzagging through the maze until they got to a foggy, narrow line of stone.

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"Ah, so the three musketeers have decided to join us, Malfoy, please take care of our visitors." A tall, pale man ordered an equally tall man with long white hair.

"Yes, Master." The long haired man replied leaving the room.

"You'll never get away with this, Snape!" A young woman screamed, tears streaming down her dirty face.

"What did I tell you about speaking!" Snape smacked her in the face. "Your friends will be joining you shortly, don't worry we'll kill you slowly." He said with a sneer.

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"Oh my, this it too tight to fit through." Ginny said as she examined the small tunnel.

"Yea, you'd have to be a rabbit to fit that hole." Harry added.

"Harry, that's genius!" Ron said as Harry gave him a what-are-you-talking-about look. "Remember in seventh year in transformation class when we learned how to turn into things?" Harry and Ginny nodded. "The first thing we learned to change into a rabbit!"

"And I thought you sucked in school, Ron." Ginny said patting him on the back.

They soon were rabbits, two red and one black. The hopped into the small tunnel and started to hobble through. They traveled in silence for what seemed like hours, which was probably right. There was a faint light in the distance.

"The light, I see a light." Ginny joked in rabbit-talk.

"Don't go to the light, Ginny!" Harry chuckled back, also in rabbit talk.

"But I must!" Ginny laughed back.

"Stop it! We're almost done!" Ron yelled.

"Way to kill a mood Ron." Ginny huffed.

"Shut up." Ron said. It was obvious he had something on his mind.

The three hobbled down to the end of the tunnel, again, in silence. The light had gone out as they were almost to the end. The hopped out of the tunnel into a pitch black room.

"Lumos." Ron said, he now was his same old handsome self again as the room lit up. Harry and Ginny turning into humans again as they stepped into the light they ran over to Ron. There was a large, wooden door at the corner of the small room. Ginny hesitated as she neared the door. A trickle of sweat slid down her cheek as she reached slowly for the knob.

"JUST OPEN IT!" Ron screamed impatiently.

Harry shushed him.

Ginny opened the door to find none other than…

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"BEA PLEASE QUIET DOWN!" Fred yelled to the screaming baby.

"For God's sake, Fred she's a week old." George said whipping Bea out of Fred's arms.

"If Hermione and Ron come back safe I'll kill them! No sleep in two days is insane!" Fred shouted.

"I know what you mean." George rocked Bea in his arms.

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"Malfoy?" Ginny asked.

"Damn right." He answered in his Draco-ish voice

"Ju-." Ron was cut off by Malfoy.

"Pertificus Totalis!" He shouted and the three fell to the ground.

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Ron awoke to a familiar voice.

"Ron! Wake up!" The beaten girl screamed.

"Hermione?" He asked.

"Yes please get me out of here!" Hermione was tied to a chair and in a cage.

"Of course, Darling." He said smiling. He was with his wife again. He ran but as he was five feet from the cage he bounced off nothing and landed in the dirt. He was confused.

"It seeks heat." Hermione said.

"Why do you tell me this now?" Ron groaned as Hermione shrugged her shoulders.

Ron decided to put a chilling spell on himself. It worked! He was through the barrier!

"Alhohamora." Ron pointed his wand at the cage lock. He ran in and untied Hermione.

"My hero." She said as she kissed him.

"Aww!" Ginny squealed. Ron and Hermione broke apart.

"If you two don't mind I'd really want to leave." Harry whined.

"Why? You'll miss the party." Snape said with Malfoy at his side.

The four pulled out their wands. The battle had begun. Spells flew every direction missing people just barely. The death eaters started piling in.

"Sercemsempstra!" A death eater called.

A shriek was heard louder than the spells blasting and the spell chanting. It was and awful shriek of pain. Someone had fallen and hit the ground hard, screaming louder than ever as if they were being tortured.

"HERMIONE?" Ron yelled searching for her praying it wasn't her screaming, sadly he was wrong he found her lying on the ground screaming and helpless, Ron didn't know what to do.

Ginny ran by. Ginny. She was a healer, she could help. Ron lead her to Hermione and left her there trying to defend them. They fought long and hard for hours, three death eaters were lifeless thanks to Harry.

Three enemies left to destroy. Ron thought to himself.

"RON, DUCK!" A Ron did as he was told, barely dodging the green flash of light.

"Advada Kedavra!" Ron screamed. It hit the last Death Eater. Snape and Malfoy were left. "ADVADA KEDAVRA!" He screamed again this time Snape was hit. Malfoy had fled.

"Ron?" Harry called.

"Over here!" Ron replied.

Harry came running over.

"Where are the girls?" Right on cue, a small white owl flew into the room.

Boys,

Hermione is in the worst condition I've ever seen. Took her to Saint Mungo's for some good help, meet you there…hopefully, in room 306.

Ginny

Ron read it and immediately apparated to St Mungo's. He asked the the welcome witch where it was and raced, with Harry close behind, to room 306. Hermione was laying there she was cut everywhere and her heart rate was slow. Her face was no longer dirt-covered. Seeing her like this made Ron want to cry. He stood there with Harry, staring at her for an hour. Soon the Weaslys started coming in the room.

"Ron?" Mrs. Weasly asked her son. He was still staring at Hermione. Harry on the other hand was greeting everyone.

"Don't you want to hold Bea?" Fred and George asked.

Ron snapped out of it and took the baby from Fred. "I love you both" He said to nobody in particular.

The woman opened her eyes. "I love you, too."

THE END.

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