Author's note: I'm gonna mock both Vlad Masters and Vlad Plasmius in the same chapter because I'm feeling lazy…
Chapter 13-Vlad Masters:
Vlad Masters being the clever guy he is, loved to torture that the ghost of the Know your Stars chair was dishing out and went to be he was found to hire him. Little did he know that the ghost would target Vlad next. Vlad sat down on the chair, and the ghost began his usual torture:
Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…Vlad Masters…he loves cats…Vlad stated, "No I don't! I hate cats! Although I DO like dogs…"
Then why do you have posters of cats in your mansion?"I DO NOT!"
The monitor then showed Vlad's room, which not only had posters of cats and kittens, but a kitty bedspread and a kitty rug. Vlad nervously stated:
"That's not my room…that's Danielle's room! Danielle is my female clone of Daniel!"
Sure…you just keep on telling yourself that cat boy! Vlad Masters…not only does he love cats…he DATES one!
"That's not true! Why would I date a cat when I could date any other ghost in the ghost Zone? I'm just pissed because my Maddie didn't take me in…"
Vlad Masters…not only does he date a cat…he's the gayest ghost in the Ghost Zone! He dated Technus, Skulker, and his greatest love is Danny Phantom! Why else would he try to clone him?
Vlad stood up in a heat and changed into his ghost form. Vlad exclaimed:
"That is the last straw! Show yourself ghost!
Vlad Plasmius…he looks like a Dracula wannabe!"Where do you get this crap from?"
Well, I'm not the one wearing PLASTIC FANGS…Vlad touched his fangs and stated:
"These aren't plastic…and I can bite you with them!"
Vlad lunged at the chair and bit it. The ghost appeared above him. Vlad said with his mouth full:
"Oh butternuts!"
The ghost then hit Vlad over the head and dragged him off the stage. The ghost returned to the chair and stated:
And now you know…Vlad Masters and Vlad Plasmius the ghost who loves cats and dates them and loves Danny Phantom! And if he were conscious, he would probably say something like "No they don't" Ah…classic. Stay tuned when I torture Dan Phantom…the evil future version of Danny Phantom! Have ways for me to torture him or funny torture dialogue material? Send it in a review. And thank you for over 100 reviews. I feel so loved. Keep the torture coming! BWA!