Author's Note: Yes! Another update in a matter of days! Don't you guys feel lucky? But I had so many ideas from you guys for torturing Dan Phantom that I just HAD to update. I want to thank Super E-man for co-writing this chapter. See I didn't forget your ideas, I just had them on reserve. Also…I think this chapter will be longer than usual because of all the ideas! So…enjoy this chappie!
Chapter 14-Dan Phantom:
The evil future version of Danny was free from the Fenton Thermos and wanted to seek the ultimate revenge on young Danny. Dan, hearing about the torture that the ghost of the Know your Stars chair was dishing out, evil thoughts ran through his mind. He went to the Know your Stars chair and sat down to see whether the ghost was worthy of torturing Danny. It began once again, this time Dan Phantom being in the hot seat:
Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…Dan Phantom…secretly loves the Fright Knight!
"No, I don't! Where'd ya get that idea!"
Well, you both are evil, and would make a good couple!
"You're retarded."
I know you are, but what am I?
"Retarded."
Dan Phantom...he thinks Mr. Lancer is hot!
"EW! Only his mother would think he's hot! GOD!
Then you must be his mother because you just love Mr. Lancer. And you think his back hair is sexy!
"Don't make me use my ghost wail on you!"
Dan Phantom...he secretly wants a cute little puppy!
Dan Phantom gives off a girly giggly squeal and a fangirl scream. He then states:
"Ohh, I love puppies! I mean…NO!...cease with the torturing!
No way…torturing you is way too much fun! Torturing is what I live for!
"What kind of sick twisted being are you?"
The being of your dreams! You know you love my torture! Dan Phantom...he has pictures of Clockwork showering all over his room!
"THAT'S SICK! YOU ARE A PERVERTED FAG!
Takes one to know one!
"Why you..."
Dan Phantom...he loves the Wonder Pets theme song!
"You bet! I mean...NO I DON'T!"
The Wonder Pets theme song plays in the background, and Dan starts singing along with it! The ghost of the Know your Stars chair laughs insanely at this, causing Dan to stop. Dan quickly commented:
"But I only know that from…my daughter that no one knows about."
You don't HAVE a daughter! But I know what you DO have! Dan Phantom…he has every care bear and Barbie doll ever made!
"WTF? No I don't! I told you! That's my daughter!"
That you made up in your mind! BWA! Dan Phantom…he is really ugly…but he didn't need me to tell him that!
"You know what, you suck!"
Thank you…Dan Phantom…he secretly plays Dr. Drakken from Kim Possible!"
"No I don't! That stupid ass is lame!"
Then explain why you have BLUE SKIN…?
"Because I fused with Vlad Plasmuis you idiot…"
Oh, you 'fused' with him alright…fused with him in bed! Dan Phantom…not only does he have every care bear and Barbie ever made, but he also has a teddy bear named Mr. Wuffles!
"No I don't! I got rid of that thing a long time ago!"
Then explain why it's in your pocket?
Dan looked over to see that there was a teddy sticking out of his pocket. He fumed at this. He then exclaimed:
"CURSE YOU GHOST OF THE KNOW YOUR STARS CHAIR! YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT….BUT YOU'RE NOT…
Dan floated away thinking that not even Danny Phantom deserved the torture of this guy. The ghost stated:
And now you know…Dan Phantom! Tune in next time as I take on Pariah Dark also know as Fright Knight next! And keep the funny coming!