Author's Note: You all….have been PUNK'D! Pariah Dark and Fright Night ARE two different people! That was a test to see if you were REALLY paying attention, even to my meaningless rants. And to all who got that….FREE COOKIES! rains down cookies from heaven Ah….that was funny, but I think I scared some of you with my punk'd material. Ah, classic. Well anyway, here's the next chapter! Oh, and you might want to grab some cookies before everyone else eats them:
Chapter 15-Pariah Dark:
Well, it was Pariah's turn to be in the Know your Stars hot seat. He got there by random chance. So, without further ado, let the torture begin!
Know your stars…know your stars…know you stars…Pariah Dark…he wears a high tech suit like Skulker to make himself feel better!
"No I don't! I'm like this naturally! I don't need no stinkin' suit to make myself feel high and mighty like I am!
Pariah Dark…he likes to hump the Fright Knight's horse…
"UGH! No I don't! I'm not crazy!"
Pariah Dark…he 'pleasures' himself with the Fright Knight's horse and likes to live out his sexual fantasies on it!
"UGH! That's bestiality you perverted bastard!"
Well I'm not the one who's humping a horse, now am I? Pariah Dark, he dresses the Fright Knight in a kilt because he really loves to look up dresses!
"What! Where the hell did you get THAT idea? I have better things to do than to look up a skirt. Like….hmmm….let me think….BE THE RULER OF THE GHOST ZONE? BWA HA HA HA HA HA!"
Pariah Dark…what he doesn't realize is that he will NEVER be ruler of the Ghost Zone!
"That's not true!"
Pariah Dark…he couldn't rule the Ghost Zone because the Holy Ghost does!
"Stop reminding me! If only He weren't God, I would be ruling the Ghost Zone!"
Pariah Dark…what he doesn't realize is that he is really a complete loser and wimp under that high tech battle suit of his…
"I am NOT wearing a battle suit!"
Sure…you just keep on telling yourself that horse boy. But Yahweh God rules…not you…
"You'll be hearing from my lawyer! I promise that I will get my revenge on you!
Like I haven't heard that before…
"GRRR!"
Pariah Dark stormed off of the stage in hot head. The ghost laughed and stated:
Ah, this never gets old. And now you know…Pariah Dark, the horse humping suit wearing loser that couldn't rule his own life to save it! Stay tuned next time as I target the young unsuspecting Dani Phantom, the female clone of Danny Phantom. Feel free to send ANY torture material, dialogue, and more suggestions of people to go after. And I shall not rest until I went after everyone! MWA HA HA HA HA!