Author's Note: OMG….I've been away for what seems like forever, but I'm gonna take a vacation like that until next year. Plus I'm bored so you expect some regular updates from me now. In one short of KYS the KYS person had a son, which will make a short appearance here. His voice is in bold. Yeah, it's been too long, so let's get on with it.

Chapter 18-Sidney Poindexter

It was now Sidney Pointdexter's turn to be in the fabled Know your Stars chair. He got a fake ransom note from a desperate kid being bullied. Eager to help, he fell right into the ghost of the KYS chair's trap. Sitting in the chair a new voice greeted him:

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars….Sidney Poindexter….he likes to bully me….

Pointdexter commented, "NO I DON'T! I HATE BULLIES!"

Then why are you being mean to me?

"WTF? How am I being mean to you? I just got here!

OOOOOOOOO! You said a bad word! I'm telling my dad that you're picking on me!

"Okay….."

The tiny little ghost kid floated off. Sidney wondered:

"Was that the kid that sent me the ransom note? If so, I think he's highly confused. I vowed my revenge on every bully and I shall reap it!"

The little ghost came back and stated:

OOOO! You're gonna get it now!

Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…Sidney Pointdexter…he doesn't realize that he is the real bully…picking on my poor innocent little son

"Wait a sec? That's you're son? Well hot dog, I didn't know that!"

Sidney Poindexter...he sprouts wings out of his ass every full moon

"Where did you get THAT from?"

ME! How does it feel to be the one that's bullied?

"What do you mean? I've been bullied all my life! And I don't need to be bullied by someone like you!"

So you're calling my son a liar? Then the torture shall continue! Poindexter...his hero is Dash Baxter…

"He's a bully! I HATE bullies!"

So, do you hate yourself? Because you ARE one…

"NO I'M NOT!"

Sidney Pointdexter…he likes to make ice cream in the same of Danny's head

"Where the hell did you get that from?"

well you two did have a body experience…

"What's that supposed to mean…?"

It means that you a gay bully that like to seduce young boys into doing your will in bed. Pedophile…

"WHOA! I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!"

Yes you are…you were trying to not only bully my son but to rape him

"You know what…I've been bullied by a lot of people, but you are the worst!"

Thank you. Sidney Poindexter…not only is he a pedophile but is also a drunk. Those cream soda's are really Miller Lite.

"I don't even know what that is!"

And now you know…Sidney Poindexter…

"No they don't! All they know is your lies! I vow my revenge!"

Hmm…that was okay. SparkyKnight helped me out with this chapter (she was sitting right next to me o.0) so let's give her a round of applause. I'm going after Skulker next so I'll use the ideas you sent me as well as any new ones. There you go.