About a week after the disastrous Animan incident - one Ladybug has been profusely swearing to never repeat a solution for, since Dragon Fyre started beating up a dinosaur and actually knocked some of its teeth out in her legitimately terrifying fury - everyone's in Miss Mendeleiev's class taking a test…and Bloom spots Chloe actually falling asleep in her seat.

What the heck?

Chloe's a spoiled brat, but even she's not stupid enough to fall asleep in the strict teacher's class. Miss Mendeleiev's the one teacher that doesn't take crap from anyone, and even Chloe doesn't push her luck with the purple-haired woman.

Marinette whispers "What's up with Chloe?"

Bloom glances towards Miss Mendeleiev's back, which is thankfully across the room at the moment, then murmurs "She looks…ragged, actually." Not a look she thought she'd see on daddy's spoiled princess.

Marinette quietly says "Maybe she's missing her bff." They quickly be quiet, though, at a stern look from the purple-haired teacher.

And then Chloe suddenly cries out, saying someone just pulled her hair - specifically…an invisible, mystical, divine being. Like a Leprechaun or Unicorn without its horn. Most of the class starts laughing, but Bloom and Marinette share a frown - one that only grows when Chloe apparently starts getting attacked once more, her purse suddenly lifting up and hitting her in the head.

Miss Mendeleiev tries ordering Chloe to sit back down, but she says she can't - and it seems the strict woman doesn't particularly care if there's an Akuma in the class, they will finish their test. When Chloe tries to hold onto her sunglasses, Bloom decides enough is enough and casually walks over. "Not you to, Bloom! Back in your seats, now!"

Bloom gives her a smile, and says "I will, Ma'am. Just as soon as I get Chloe's problem taken care of."

Miss Mendeleiev scoffs, planting her hands on her hips and asking "And how do you mean to do that, exactly? Attach a horn to this horn-less Unicorn? Offer the Leprechaun some gold?"

Bloom shakes her head, saying "Mystical divine being? Not likely. Invisible, though…" She reaches out and closes her hand around what looks like thin air just before Chloe's sunglasses, and brightly says "Found you, Sabrina!" And then her elbow snaps up, resulting in a cracking sound and the nearby desk getting pushed back.

And then a voice that's clearly Sabrina's snarls "You'll pay for that, Peters!"

Bloom deadpans "Bill me."

There's the sound of sprinting, and the door slams open. Bloom heads back to her seat, ignoring the stares everyone's giving her, and Nino says "You are kickbutt, you know that? If Marinette's our Everyday Ladybug, your our Everyday Dragon Fyre."

Bloom blinks, even as there's a small squeak from her ponytail that can only be Longg that Adrien and Marinette easily pick up on, then smirks and says "Oh no, I've been outed by a teen DJ, what am I going to do?" She snickers, letting everyone in on the detail that she's joking, and says "Guess all we need is an Everyday Cat Noir and the group will be complete. Any takers?"

Nino chuckles, and says "What about Adrien? Blonde, green eyes, secretly loves puns…"

Adrien promptly sucks in a breath, but Chloe ruins the moment by saying "My Adrikins is way better than that mangy alley cat!"

Marinette promptly objects, defending Cat Noir and saying Ladybug couldn't do her job without him and his silly jokes, and Bloom discretely rolls her eyes at Adrien. He shoots her a worried look, but she just smirks and shrugs at him before going back to her test - translation: what are you going to do, they won't actually figure it out.

Plagg's said it before, people are blind - and now his sister is rephrasing it silently. Maybe he should start listening when one of the smartest girls he knows and a millennia-old Kwami that's been around since about five minutes after the beginning of the universe agree on something.

Ladybug, Dragon Fyre, and Cat Noir head to the Mayor's hotel, and Dragon Fyre rolls her eyes so hard they might roll straight out of her head at the man's words. "An attack on Chloe is an attack on Paris!" Honestly, the man is slimier than a sewer pipe - the only reason he's been elected as much as he has is because his opponents are either terrible options or he ruins their reputations in some way. It certainly explains Chloe's behavior when she was trying to become Class Rep, threatening everyone and trying to blackmail Marinette via her diary.

Not sure she can stand being around Andre Bourgeois as well as Chloe - one a slimeball that likes to manipulate every situation for his own benefit, the other a spoiled brat who likes to put everyone else down whenever possible - Dragon Fyre asks "Guys, do we really have to go all detective on the scene? Can't we just wait for Vanisher to come find me?"

Cat Noir deadpans "Yes, and no. In that order, sis."

Ladybug just shakes her head, hoping her best friend can't tell she's pursing her lips to keep from smiling. One glance from Dragon Fyre kills those hopes - Dragon Fyre or Bloom, Ladybug or Marinette, they know how to read each other far too well to ever hide things from one another. Including - no, especially - hidden amusement. Rolling her eyes, Ladybug says "No, we're tracking Vanisher down here. She is, or was after Chloe, so we'll fight her here. She'll have Hawk Moth whispering in her head about our Miraculous', anyway."

Dragon Fyre grumbles "I hate it when you're right sometimes, Spots. Why do I get the feeling Chloe's the direct cause of this one, to, though?"

Cat Noir sighs, and says "Because she probably is." He's got no illusions about that, and it's only years of friendship with the blonde girl and the detail that Sabrina's been Akumatized that has him as willing to help Chloe out as he is.

As soon as Chloe hears they're going to help, her head pops up from behind a couch in one of her sitting rooms in the hotel and she practically tackles Ladybug in a hug. "Ladybug! I knew you'd come to save me! You know, considering what good friends we are!" Cat Noir grins to himself as Chloe starts taking pics of his Lady, along with Selfies, as the dark-haired woman tries to push her off.

Dragon Fyre jerks her head towards the wardrobe at Cat Noir, and he nods his head - their senses are enhanced by the Miraculous', so between the two of them they should be able to smell Sabrina out. Hopefully. And the emptied wardrobe seems as good a place to start as any. Also, Dragon Fyre's magic is fire-based - she can already manipulate heat and make mirages out of thin air…why can't she find an invisible person like that?

Cat Noir starts investigating all the damage, and the Mayor says "I had to put out an emergency call to all the biggest designers. Can you imagine, my daughter wearing department-store clothing? How humiliating!"

Dragon Fyre opens her mouth to make a sarcastic comment - if Cat Noir had to take a guess, something about slumming it like the rest of the peasants, considering she can't even wear department-store clothing - but the Cat-themed superhero quickly says "Yeah, terrible. Let's check the security cameras, I noticed a few of them in the lobby alone." Chloe's dad is even getting to him, and he's had years of practice dealing with adults who only want him for being his father's son or being the face of the Gabriel brand.

They turn on the tv, setting it to the cameras Chloe has access to, and Ladybug says "Mr. Mayor, Chloe, stay in here and keep the doors locked. Vanisher might be invisible, but she can't go through walls."

Dragon Fyre says "She's also not in the room. Just keep the doors locked until you see the ladybugs, and it'll be fine."

They head back down the elevator, since Chloe's not going to tell them anything about why Sabrina got Akumatized or why she's got it in for Chloe - and to get away from Chloe's fangirling and Andre's sleazballing, the man wants to turn the entire situation to his advantage somehow.

Butler Jean meets them down in the lobby, and tells them about the fight Chloe had with Sabrina this time - the last time he or anyone else saw her. "Miss Chloe and Sabrina like to impersonate Ladybug and Cat Noir. I was playing the part of Big Mustachio that day."

Dragon Fyre asks "You mean they…dress up as these two and chase you around, pretending to be the real deal?" Butler Jean nods, saying Chloe idolizes Ladybug, and Dragon Fyre deadpans "Chloe's just gone from annoying to stalkerish, LB." It also explains why and how Lady Wi-Fi happened - she must've had the outfit in her locker, and Alya got a glimpse of it.

Ladybug nods, and says "I get the feeling…" Chloe tackling her for constant pics is bad enough, what if she actually starts showing up during Akuma attacks to 'help' them?!

Cat Noir grimaces, reminded far too much of Copycat right then, and asks "Big Mustachio?"

Butler Jean says "One of Mademoiselle's ideas, he wants all of Paris to be defaced with heinous mustaches."

All three superheroes share a look, and Cat Noir jokes "Wow, what a hairy situation." Even while trying to lighten the mood, he can completely understand his Lady's growing look of 'I'm-so-creeped-out' - Copycat creeped him out to, between the gloating and his frankly disturbing obsession with Ladybug. And that was only after maybe two minutes of being around the guy alone.

Dragon Fyre rolls her eyes, and says "Keep going, Butler Jean." Cosplaying wouldn't have gotten Sabrina Akumatized, there must be more to the story.

He then tells them…there was an interview with Jagged Stone going on in the room he came out in. Ladybug groans, and says "No, tell me she didn't…"

"Crash the interview pretending to be Ladybug? …yes, Mademoiselle did. Sabrina 'caught' me, and went to get Chloe…and I'm sure you can imagine how it went next."

All three groan simultaneously, and say "Badly."

Butler Jean nods, and says "Mademoiselle does argue with her friend, Sabrina, at times…I'd even go so far as to say it's the norm…but it was different this time. Sabrina came back the next day…" He trails off, remembering Chloe's actions.

Dragon Fyre pinches the bridge of her nose, feeling a growl building in her chest, and grits out "That look on your face tells me everything I need to know, Butler Jean." And even if his expression didn't, the ghost above his head certainly did - 'I don't see her, she must be invisible.'

One of the nearby vases of flowers suddenly explodes, the flowers catching fire as they fall, even as Cat Noir puts a hand on her shoulder, and Ladybug says "Guess we know why she's invisible now."

Cat Noir says "Easy sis…" She's said before that it's easy for her control to slip if she gets worked up, so she tends to verbally tear someone to shreds out of the suit - and he's just gotten proof of that.

Dragon Fyre bites out "She's the most selfish, self-centered, spoiled…"

Yes, yes, and yes, he knows that all too well about his long-time friend these days. He also knows she manages to push every single one of his sister's buttons just by having stuff she's done described - and, honestly, he can't blame his sister. The more Chloe does, the more he wants to let her face the consequences of her own actions - unfortunately, these days, half the consequences are Akuma victims, and the other half her father can make go away with a few well-placed threats or bribes. Slimeball politician father, absentee fashion queen mother, and no real good examples in sight to follow…and the result is Chloe Bourgeois.

Ladybug thanks Butler Jean for his help, and Dragon Fyre extinguishes the flames burning the unfortunate flowers and puts the vase back together. Cat Noir picks a flower from a different vase and hands it to Ladybug, saying "It's not gonna be easy to find someone we can't see."

Ladybug immediately puts the flower in another vase, and says "We'll just have to wait for her to come to us." Dragon Fyre turns around, then says "I can tell you exactly where she is guys…"

Ladybug asks "Yeah? Where's that?" Dragon Fyre jerks her chin towards them, and they both turn around to see…the flower Ladybug just put in the vase of roses floating midair.

Cat Noir and Ladybug simultaneously say "Oh."

And then the flower gets tossed to the side, only for Sabrina's voice to say "What are you two looking at?"

In response, Dragon Fyre aims a blast of orange energy at her. They start fighting at once, with Vanisher throwing things at them and Dragon Fyre throwing them right back.

And then suddenly Chloe's in the lobby, dressed as Ladybug and saying she'll consider being friends with Sabrina again if she stops this ridiculousness. It sets Vanisher off, and it's only because Dragon Fyre pulls Chloe away that she doesn't get hit hard enough to put a hole through her - regular Sabrina's not strong enough to throw tables and chairs at them, after all.

Ladybug yells "This isn't a game, Chloe! This is serious, you're putting yourself and us in danger!" Gotta be kidding! Why, oh WHY does Chloe Bourgeois idolize ME of all people?! She'd really like to know, considering she loves to grind Marinette into the ground at any opportunity!

Dragon Fyre puts Chloe down behind the counter, saying "Stay there, Chloe. I mean it!" She rejoins the fight, making Sabrina's bag fly towards her and ripping it apart, but there's no Akuma in it.

Chloe yells "I know where the Akuma is, guys!" And then she loses the yo-yo she's spinning, and it smacks Sabrina in the head.

"Oh, so you want to fight after all, Chloe?"

Dragon Fyre growls, saying "You've gotta be kidding me…"

"It's in the designer pin I got her! Why aren't you- mmph!" Chloe can't get any other words out, since Dragon Fyre's just slung her over her shoulder and leapt towards the elevator.

She quite literally dumps Chloe inside, saying "For the last time, Chloe, this is not a game. You jumping into the middle of a battle isn't helping, it's going to get someone hurt or even killed! You or one of us! Now get out of here!" She then hits the button for the top floor, not even letting Chloe scramble up before the doors shut.

And then Cat Noir manages to pin Sabrina's arms above her head, Ladybug having used her Lucky Charm to make a bottle of glitter so they can see her, and Ladybug says "I can't think of anything besides her bag that would have the Akuma. Any ideas?"

"Chloe said she bought Sabrina a pin, it's as good a place as any to check." They've had to resort to searching an Akuma victim at times, because the Akumatized Object isn't always immediately apparent. At least this time they have a clue - especially since Vanisher is invisible. They find the pin easily enough, thanks to the glitter, and thankfully it's got the Akuma in it.

Once the butterfly's purified, and the Cure puts everything right, Dragon Fyre helps Sabrina up saying "Your dad's waiting outside, Raincomprix, he'll get you home."

Of course, just as Dragon Fyre's done making the reporters feel about an inch tall for swarming them the instant they're out of the hotel, along with explaining exactly how fed up with Chloe and her trouble she is - she must be tired, they've noticed she gets much less nice the more she uses her magic - there's a cruel laugh from above them.

When they all look up, Dragon Fyre swallows and says "Oh fuck." That'd be when Cat Noir and Ladybug know they're in deep trouble - the most Bloom says, in the suit or out of it, is along the lines of 'you've gotta be effing kidding me.'

To be fair, though…the sight isn't a good one.

AN: Hey, everyone! Next chapter is up! And, since I split the episode in two...it's a double! Honestly, I get that Chloe wanted to help. And I get that she did have a stake in Vanisher, since it's her best friend - though, considering Chloe treats Sabrina like her slave, that's debateable right there, even if it's probably the only kind of friendship Chloe's currently capable of. But she needs to not be in an Akuma battle when she has no abilities other than annoying the Akuma. And, cosplaying as Ladybug in private is one thing...pretending to be Ladybug on live tv is another.

Before anyone gets offended by the stalker comment, Chloe tackles Ladybug and takes as many selfies with her as possible, not listening when she says no. I wouldn't call that your average fan. She'll get better, though. Eventually. With some help from Pollen.