Copyright Disclaimer: I don't own Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Funky Kong, Cranky Kong, King K.Rool, Necky, Candy Kong or Dixie Kong since they are made by Rare/Nintendo. General Klump is owned by Nelvana.
My comments: Just had a brainstorm. Don't worry, it would be more gaming than the Donkey Kong Country cartoon so don't expect random songs or crystal coconuts. Basically DKC games + General Klump, also written due to the lack of Donkey Kong related stories.
A Day in the Life of General Klump
Mission 1: 10am to 2pm (10:00 to 14:00)
A green clunky stuffed crocodile who was wearing a helmet was staring on a mirror thinking of life, he was thinking that he should have gone back to bed. Suddenly a phone rang on the brown table that was next to him.
The crocodile bellowed out, "I get it!"
So the general got the phone which was shaped like an alligator and spoke, "General Klump reporting for err... the person on the other end to respond."
At the other side of the phone was an alligator wearing a golden crown and a long red cape, he shouted, "Klump, get here now!"
General Klump replied, "Ah King K.Rool sir, I'm going, I'm going to report at Gangplank Galleon as soon as I found my exploding oranges."
Klump put the phone down just as King K.Rool was giving him a lecture and a book of curses. The general got some exploding oranges and dashed out of his home.
So the green crocodile marched across the Kongo Jungle and swam to Gangplank Galleon, which had on the masts a head of King K.Rool and looked like a pirate ship.
Klump shouted, "Hip Hup, Hip Hup, Hip Hup." He then breathed and continued, "General Klump is here and right on duty."
Just as soon as the Klump finished his sentence, the ruling dictator banged Klump's head with his powerful fist and stepped back.
The general asked, "What is your plan today, your alligatorness?"
"My plan today is the same as always, steal all the bananas from Kong's Banana Hoard and defeat Donkey Kong and his little buddy Tails... Diddy", replied King K.Rool.
General Klump is fed up of K.Rool's plans of stealing bananas from Donkey Kong. Kongo Jungle is full of bananas he thought so has K.Rool keeps stealing; Donkey Kong would just fill them up again.
Klump spoke, "Why do you keep doing this, this was the 436th time that we used the plan and failed?"
"You see Klump, I'm going to... Okay Klump, I'm bored!" yelped King K.Rool.
While Klump and K.Rool would think of the next thing to say, in Cranky's Cabin that is made of wood and looked like a house Cranky Kong was reading a magazine in his rocking chair.
Cranky whispered, "I really like this Retro Gamer magazine, they talk about Spectrums, Commodore 64s, Ataris and all them games I use to play."
The old ape wiped his eyes due to looking back at his glory days with nostalgia. Suddenly a banging was coming from his front door that swung and crashed into the side, a brown ape with a tie and a smaller chimp with a Nintendo hat that also wore a red and starry shirt rushed towards the old ape.
Cranky shouted, "Back in my day, character sprites only walked in 2 frames and that's how I liked it!" He put his Retro Gamer down onto the floor and continued, "Kids these days play games starring hyperactive blue hedgehogs defeating humans that look like eggs having weird flying foxes, red things and having cartoons."
The old ape hit Donkey Kong with his cane, which he yelped and made monkey noises. "You are useless, if I was in these silly adventures which I'm not I would have knocked on the door and waited for me to come out."
Donkey Kong shows that he was sorry by flipping his hands showing his greasy palms but then Diddy pushed him out of the cabin.
Back on Gangplank Galleon, Klump and K.Rool was trying to think of a plan. The scaly dictator was rubbing his chin that General Klump then copied. Suddenly it started to rain which was falling on the old ex-pirate ship.
King K.Rool spoke, "I've got it, poison Donkey Kong's bananas!"
"Won't work, your imperial crocodileness", Klump replied.
K.Rool asked in a sarcastic tone, "Why can't you think of a plan?"
"I... I..", stuttered Klump.
K.Rool shouted, "Just beat it!"
General Klump walked very slowly with his head down towards the plank, he then jumped down and swam to the nearest island which was Donkey Kong Island. The last look of King K.Rool's face was anger and fury that his bloodshot eye was staring at Klump.
The green crocodile whispered to himself while on the beach of Donkey Kong Island, "King K.Rool gives me no respect at all, one day it would be him that is sorry but without him, I would be unemployed and I kidnap Candy Kong."
The rain has very strangely stopped and sunshine was beaming across the Kongo Jungle. Klump looked around, he could see the treetops of Ropey Rampage to the deep blue sea of Coral Capers. He panted and was waving his arms on the beach which then a buzzing noise was heard and quickly got up but he wombled that then he fell back. Klump attempted again to move and succeeded.
General Klump panted, "Mission to get up is complete, now to impress King K.Rool sir."
Will Klump impress King K.Rool to rule Donkey Kong Island? Will Cranky read more Retro Gamer? Find out on Mission 2.